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Author Topic: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF MINECRAFT RTD  (Read 239473 times)

Elephant Parade

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: METAMECHAVERSE BATTLE APPROACHING
« Reply #1485 on: July 06, 2014, 07:27:25 pm »

EXCELLENT. AS PLAYER ACTIONS, I GIVE MY SUPPORT TO TavithToth AND darkpaladin BY GIVING THEM A +1 TO THEIR ROLLS
(3)YOU GIVE [1] TAVIKTOTH A +1.

Nah, walk up to thread like, "What up, I'm gonna smash your head."
(6)YOU SMASH THE THREAD'S HEAD. THE RESULTING BURST OF ILLOGICALITY KILLS YOU; THREADS DON'T HAVE HEADS.

See if the GM fortress is willing to team up with SUPER MARS
(6)YES. AND BY YES, THE GM FORTRESS MEANT "WILLING TO STEAL SUPER MARS". SUPER MARS IS NOW A SERVANT OF GM FORTRESS.

INFILTRATE AND TAKE OVER DEMONBOT. USE TO TAKE BACK SOULS.
(1)DEMONBOT KILLS YOU. THE DEMONS STEAL YOUR SOUL, SELL IT TO PATENTSTEAL, AND KICK YOU OUT OF THE METAVERSE. YOU ARE NOW FLOATING THROUGH THE INFINITE VOID.

Yes.
(4)NO.

BUY OUT COURT

ORDER COURT TO GIVE ME PATENTSTEAL AS INDENTURED SERVANTS

(2)THE COURT TURNS OUT TO HAVE MORALS.

SPAWN AND ATTEMPT TO FORM A TEAM OF UNDERAGE, UNSTABLE AND REBELLIOUS TEENAGERS WITH SOCIAL ADJUSTMENT ISSUES TO SOMEHOW SAVE THE GALAXZ MISPELLING ON PURPOSE BY BEING REALLY REALLY BAD AT GETTING ALONG OR SOME SHIT.
(1)THE TEENAGERS SQUABBLE. THE SQUABBLING TURNS TO YELLING, AND THE YELLS GET SO LOUD THAT THEY TEAR APART THE LAND.

BECOME OWN MECH
(2)THAT WOULDN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.

respawn as an AI with a simple goal: turn the universe multiverse METAVERSE, STUPID into paperclips
(6)YOU TURN THE MULTIVERSE INTO PAPERCLIPS, BUT IT DOESN'T ACTUALLY EXIST. THERE IS NO MULTIVERSE, ONLY METAVERSE.

GET OVER A TRILLION SCYTHERS
(5)YOU GET 1,500,000,000,000 SCYTHERS. WOW.

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: METAMECHAVERSE BATTLE APPROACHING
« Reply #1486 on: July 06, 2014, 08:41:49 pm »

Yes
Yes at Yes
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: METAMECHAVERSE BATTLE APPROACHING
« Reply #1487 on: July 06, 2014, 08:42:18 pm »

Turn some scyther into MECHA SCYTHERS
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: METAMECHAVERSE BATTLE APPROACHING
« Reply #1488 on: July 06, 2014, 08:45:13 pm »

Turn some scyther into MECHA SCYTHERS

Give him a +2. If TavithToth appears, he gets the +1 from last turn.

I will meddle in the affairs of players and wizards alike. For !!SCIENCE!! and DA LULZ!
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: METAMECHAVERSE BATTLE APPROACHING
« Reply #1489 on: July 06, 2014, 09:01:23 pm »

ALLEGIANCE: SELF
LOCATION: CTHULHU'S ASSHOLE

BUILD MECH
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: METAMECHAVERSE BATTLE APPROACHING
« Reply #1490 on: July 06, 2014, 09:18:56 pm »

BUILD BIGGEST ANT PILE OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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MMMMMMMM


LOCATION:PAINTRAINCASTLE
ALLEGIANCE: MEEE
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: METAMECHAVERSE BATTLE APPROACHING
« Reply #1491 on: July 06, 2014, 09:43:32 pm »

Nope, pretty sure I'm alive. The threads don't have heads because I smashed them.
Not that I expect this to work.
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: METAMECHAVERSE BATTLE APPROACHING
« Reply #1492 on: July 06, 2014, 09:48:50 pm »

alliegience: none
Location: Outside the metaverse

Develop soul substitute serum. Patent it before anyone else can, and become own greatest customer
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: METAMECHAVERSE BATTLE APPROACHING
« Reply #1493 on: July 06, 2014, 09:51:17 pm »

LOCATION: ON EARTH

ATTACK

TAMER VIRUS, ONLY SCIZORS HAVE A MEGA EVOLUTION, NOT SCYTHERS
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: METAMECHAVERSE BATTLE APPROACHING
« Reply #1494 on: July 06, 2014, 10:45:32 pm »

LOCATION: ON EARTH

ATTACK

TAMER VIRUS, ONLY SCIZORS HAVE A MEGA EVOLUTION, NOT SCYTHERS

UNTIL NOW
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: METAMECHAVERSE BATTLE APPROACHING
« Reply #1495 on: July 07, 2014, 07:30:53 am »

Recruit more versions of humanity!
Missed my action

Allegiance: Milky Way Mech
Location: Earth.
« Last Edit: July 07, 2014, 07:33:19 am by Tavik Toth »
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: METAMECHAVERSE BATTLE APPROACHING
« Reply #1496 on: July 07, 2014, 08:01:10 am »

Make the boat mech of the North Africa-Missouri aliance
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: METAMECHAVERSE BATTLE APPROACHING
« Reply #1497 on: July 07, 2014, 08:22:19 am »

Bring the teenagers back together to fight this menace through levels of guilt tripping only a true mother could muster.
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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: METAMECHAVERSE BATTLE APPROACHING
« Reply #1498 on: July 07, 2014, 02:43:09 pm »

[allegiance: troll
location: outside the metaverse
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Re-enter the Metaverse and fuse with the demonbot's head to take control.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: YOU AT DERAIL: APPARENTLY HEADLESS NOW; MMVB TURN 0
« Reply #1499 on: July 08, 2014, 03:34:59 pm »

TURN 0 OF METAMECHAVERSE BATTLE
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Yes
Yes at Yes
(1)YOU ARE KICKED OUT OF THE METAVERSE.

Turn some scyther into MECHA SCYTHERS

Give him a +2. If TavithToth appears, he gets the +1 from last turn.

I will meddle in the affairs of players and wizards alike. For !!SCIENCE!! and DA LULZ!
(1)YOU GIVE HIM AND TAVIKTOTH -1S. POST YOUR LOCATION AND ALLEGIANCE.

Turn some scyther into MECHA SCYTHERS
(4-1)YOU TURN ONE SCYTHER INTO A CYBORG SCYTHER. POST YOUR LOCATION AND ALLEGIANCE.

ALLEGIANCE: SELF
LOCATION: CTHULHU'S ASSHOLE

BUILD MECH

(1)YOUR MECH EXPLODES DURING CONSTRUCTION, KILLING YOU.

BUILD BIGGEST ANT PILE OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Spoiler: OOOOO (click to show/hide)
MMMMMMMM
(1)THE ANTS KILL YOU. POST YOUR LOCATION AND ALLEGIANCE.

Nope, pretty sure I'm alive. The threads don't have heads because I smashed them.
Not that I expect this to work.
(5)OH DARN. YOU SMASHED SOMETHING THAT SHOULDN'T EVEN EXIST. ALSO YOU'RE ALIVE FOR SOME REASON. POST YOUR LOCATION AND ALLEGIANCE (IF YOU CARE).

alliegience: none
Location: Outside the metaverse

Develop soul substitute serum. Patent it before anyone else can, and become own greatest customer
(1)UNFORTUNATELY, YOU CAN'T PATENT SOMETHING FROM OUTSIDE THE METAVERSE. PATENTSTEAL STEALS YET ANOTHER PATENT.

Recruit more versions of humanity!
Missed my action

Allegiance: Milky Way Mech
Location: Earth.

OOPS. -1 NULLIFIED.
(1)IT TURNS OUT THAT THE CITIZENS OF THE MILKY WAY DON'T REALLY GET ALONG WITH ALTERNATE HUMANITIES. YOU'RE NOW AT WAR WITH TWELVE GALAXIES, THOUGH NONE HAVE MECHS.

LOCATION: ON EARTH

ATTACK

TAMER VIRUS, ONLY SCIZORS HAVE A MEGA EVOLUTION, NOT SCYTHERS
(2)ATTACK WHAT? BE MORE SPECIFIC.

Make the boat mech of the North Africa-Missouri aliance
(4)ROWBOT IS FORMED. POWER LEVEL: 0.3

Bring the teenagers back together to fight this menace through levels of guilt tripping only a true mother could muster.
(3)ONE AGREES TO FIGHT, BUT THE REST ARE STILL SULKING. POST YOUR LOCATION AND ALLEGIANCE.

[allegiance: troll
location: outside the metaverse
]

Re-enter the Metaverse and fuse with the demonbot's head to take control.
(3-1)YOU TRY TO TAKE OVER THE DEMONBOT, BUT IT HAS ANTI-POSSESSION SHIELDS.

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MECH TURNS
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NOTE: MECH TURNS DECIDED BY SPEED. [INSANELY FAST -> VERY FAST -> FAST -> NORMAL -> SLOW -> VERY SLOW -> TURTLE]

TURN ORDER: MILKY WAY MECH -> [5+1 v. 1] DEMONBOT 3000 -> ROWBOT -> HEAVENLY ROBOT -> GM FORTRESS OF DOOM

[6]MILKY WAY MECH DRASTICALLY IMPROVES INDUSTRY [POWER LEVEL +0.3; GAIA FACTORY+]. UNFORTUNATELY, THIS DRAWS THE IRE OF ENVIRONMENTALISTS, WHO BEGIN BUILDING THEIR OWN MECH.

[5+1]DEMONBOT 3000 ATTEMPTS TO FIRE THE CANNONS

[-]ROWBOT'S LEADER DIDN'T SUBMIT AN ACTION FOR THE MECH!

[1+1]HEAVENLY ROBOT TRIES TO ADD A HOLY SWORD ARM, BUT IT FALLS OFF.

[5+1]GM FORTRESS OF DOOM CREATES A SUPER BARRIER! [POWER LEVEL 5 -> 5.5; NEXT ATTACK VS. GFOD SUFFERS -1 PENALTY] UNFORTUNATELY, THIS DRAWS THE ATTENTION OF HEAVENLY ROBOT!

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