Lead various versions of humanity as allies with Milky Way Mech! FOR THE GALAXY!
(3)MOST OF THE CITIZENS ARE TOO BUSY SQUABBLING, BUT THE CITIZENS OF FRIENDLYPLANET (DOES FRIENDLYPLANET STILL EXIST? I NEED TO KEEP NOTES) ALLY WITH THE MILKY WAY MECH.
POWER LEVEL +0.3!300 FRIENDLIANS GAINED!DEVOUR A RANDOM TEAM
[2]YOU ATTEMPT TO DEVOUR THE HEAVENLY ROBOT.
(4-1)YOU MANAGE TO EAT ITS RIGHT FOOT.
POWER LEVEL -0.2!
SPEED DOWN! CURRENT SPEED: TURTLEFUN FACT: POST PREVIEW DOESN'T CHECK FOR EDITS, EVEN IF THE POST EDITED IS SOMETHING QUOTED.
DEVOUR A RANDOM TEAM
FORM TEAM ELDTRICH
CONVERT RANDOM ELDTRICH ABOMINATIONS INTO MECH
(2)THE ELDRITCH ABOMINATIONS DON'T LISTEN TO YOU.
Grab the Milky way mech, form team of the North African-Missouri alliance!
(4)YOU GRAB THE MECH. SOMEHOW. THE MECH IS KIND OF ANNOYED AT YOU. THE ALLIANCE IS CREATED.
Combine Mars with a robot clone from hell to make SUPER MARS
(3)CONSTRUCTION OF
SUPER MARS BEGINS.
CREATE THE SCYTHER SWARM TEAM
(5)TEAM SCYTHER SWARM IS CREATED. IT HAS PLENTY OF SCYTHER(S?), BUT NO MECH.
RESPAWN AS LEGION.
(1)YOU RESPAWN AS A LEGION. OF ANTS. YOU CAN'T DO MUCH.
GRAB LEGION BY SNOUT
USE IT TO TAKE OVER CORPORATION OF PATENTSTEAL
(4)YOU GRAB THE ANTS BY THE SNOUTS, WHICH THEY SOMEHOW HAVE, AND TRAIN THEM AS LAWYERS. YOU BECOME EMBROILED IN A LEGAL BATTLE AGAINST PATENTSTEAL.
Spawn as the actions of the players- as long as the thread is active, I SHALL BE IMMORTAL!!
(5)THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE, BUT FINE. SINCE YOU ROLLED A 5, I WON'T EVEN LOCK THE THREAD TO TROLL YOU. BAH.
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MILKY WAY MECH
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JUPITER SHIELD: BLOCKS DAMAGE
HIDDEN MOON LASER: INFLICTS HEAVY DAMAGE; ONLY USABLE ONCE
MARS BLADE: SLICES OFF INDIVIDUAL PARTS
[AUTO]GAIA FACTORY: RESTORES HEALTH
POWER LEVEL: 0.8 ---> 1.1
BONUS: +0
SPEED: VERY FAST
FACTION: KNOWN SPACE
ALLIED PLAYERS: TAVIK TOTH
ALLIES: N/A
UNITS: 300 FRIENDLIANS
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HEAVENLY ROBOT
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HOLY SHIELD: BLOCKS DAMAGE; RESTORES HEALTH
SACRED SPEAR: INFLICTS HEAVY DAMAGE
[AUTO]ANGEL ARMY: ATTACKS ENEMY PLAYERS
POWER LEVEL: 3 ---> 2.8
BONUS: +0
SPEED: VERY SLOW
FACTION: HEAVEN
ALLIED PLAYERS: N/A
ALLIES: N/A
ENEMIES: DEMONBOT 3000, GM FORTRESS OF DOOM
ENEMY PLAYERS: TAVIK TOTH
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GM FORTRESS OF DOOM
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CHEATER: MODIFY A DICE ROLL; ONLY USABLE ONCE
[COUNTER]CHEATSHIELD: FIRST ATTACK OF A TURN VS. GFOD SUFFERS -1 PENALTY
[COUNTER/ACTION]METACANNON: INFLICTS MODERATE DAMAGE; TARGET'S NEXT ROLL SUFFERS A -1
POWER LEVEL: 5
BONUS: +1
SPEED: TURTLE
FACTION: META
ALLIED PLAYERS: GM
ALLIES: N/A
ENEMIES: HEAVENLY ROBOT
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DEMONBOT 3000
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HELLFIRE: INFLICTS SEVERE DAMAGE; CAUSES RANDOM NEGATIVE EFFECTS
[AUTO]INFERNO: BURNS ALL NEARBY ENEMIES
POWER LEVEL: 4
BONUS: +1
SPEED: FAST
FACTION: HELL
ALLIED PLAYERS: N/A
ALLIES: N/A
ENEMIES: HEAVENLY ROBOT
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SCYTHER SWARM
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DIPLOMACY LEVEL: 1
BONUS: +1
SPEED: ABSURDLY FAST
ALLIED PLAYERS: POKETWO
ALLIES: N/A
ENEMY PLAYERS: N/A
ENEMIES: N/A
MECHS: N/A
TROOPS: 1000 SCYTHER(S?)
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