COMBINE!
(1)YOU COMBINE YOURSELF WITH A POOL OF LAVA. BY WHICH I MEAN YOU JUMP INTO IT. YOU DIE.
MARKET SHIV AS MIRACLE HEALING DEVICE
(6)MIRACLE HEALING SHIV IS RUNAWAY SUCCESS! OTHER COMPANIES BEGIN SELLING KNOCKOFF SHIVS; ONE BEATS YOU TO COPYRIGHTING THE DEVICE. YOU ARE LEFT PENNILESS.
SET UP MORE SOUL DOUBLING SCAMS
(5)YOU SET UP MORE AND MORE SCAMS. YOU BECOME RICH. IN FACT, YOU CONTROL THE ENTIRE SOUL MARKET.
Realize Synergy between souls and healing shivs. Combine forces with the company with the copyright.
(1)THE OTHER COMPANY SCAMS YOU AND STEALS ALL YOUR SOULS. YOU ARE LEFT PENNILESS.
Donut
(3)A DONUT APPEARS. NOUN ACTIONS ARE NOW BANNED.
Free Mars from the mech and weaponize it to my own ends
(4)YOU STEAL MARS, CAUSING THE MILKY WAY MECH TO LOSE ITS
MARS BLADE TECHNIQUE. UNFORTUNATELY, MARS CANNOT TRANSFORM INTO A MECH ON ITS OWN.
ACQUIRE ASS
(3)YOU GET A DONKEY.
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THE METAMECHS HAVE FORMED! THREE TURNS LEFT UNTIL THE BATTLE OF THE METAMECHAVERSE. TIME TO JOIN TEAMS/MAKE TEAMS/DESTROY OTHER TEAMS WITH RIDICULOUS ACTIONS.
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MILKY WAY MECH
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JUPITER SHIELD: BLOCKS DAMAGE
HIDDEN MOON LASER: INFLICTS HEAVY DAMAGE; ONLY USABLE ONCE
MARS BLADE: SLICES OFF INDIVIDUAL PARTS
[AUTO]GAIA FACTORY: RESTORES HEALTH
POWER LEVEL: 1 0.8
BONUS: +0
SPEED: VERY FAST
FACTION: KNOWN SPACE
ALLIED PLAYERS: N/A
ALLIES: N/A
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HEAVENLY ROBOT
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HOLY SHIELD: BLOCKS DAMAGE; RESTORES HEALTH
SACRED SPEAR: INFLICTS HEAVY DAMAGE
[AUTO]ANGEL ARMY: ATTACKS ENEMY PLAYERS
POWER LEVEL: 3
BONUS: +0
SPEED: VERY SLOW
FACTION: HEAVEN
ALLIED PLAYERS: N/A
ALLIES: N/A
ENEMIES: DEMONBOT 3000, GM FORTRESS OF DOOM
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GM FORTRESS OF DOOM
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CHEATER: MODIFY A DICE ROLL; ONLY USABLE ONCE
[COUNTER]CHEATSHIELD: FIRST ATTACK OF A TURN VS. GFOD SUFFERS -1 PENALTY
[COUNTER/ACTION]METACANNON: INFLICTS MODERATE DAMAGE; TARGET'S NEXT ROLL SUFFERS A -1
POWER LEVEL: 5
BONUS: +1
SPEED: TURTLE
FACTION: META
ALLIED PLAYERS: GM
ALLIES: N/A
ENEMIES: HEAVENLY ROBOT
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DEMONBOT 3000
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HELLFIRE: INFLICTS SEVERE DAMAGE; CAUSES RANDOM NEGATIVE EFFECTS
[AUTO]INFERNO: BURNS ALL NEARBY ENEMIES
POWER LEVEL: 4
BONUS: +1
SPEED: FAST
FACTION: HELL
ALLIED PLAYERS: N/A
ALLIES: N/A
ENEMIES: HEAVENLY ROBOT
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