Create a creature that is immune to reality-warping.
(1)YOU CREATE A CREATURE THAT WARPS ITS OWN REALITY.
Turn reality into a potato.
(6)YOU BEGIN TO TURN REALITY INTO A POTATO, BUT YOU START WITH YOURSELF AND ARE UNABLE TO CONTINUE POTATOFICATION IN YOUR NEW FORM.
Burn Rome to the ground
(2)ROME'S SECURITY GUARDS KICK YOU OUT.
Burn Sparta to the ground
(6)YOU DO SO. UNFORTUNATELY, YOU FORGET TO EXIT SPARTA AFTER LIGHTING THE FIRE. YOU BURN TO DEATH.
UPGRADE SHIV TO SHIV+5
ACQUIRE ADDITIONAL SOULS
(1)YOU DOWNGRADE YOUR SHIV TO A SHIV -50. YOU TRY TO GET ADDITIONAL SOULS, BUT YOU FALL FOR A SOUL-DOUBLING SCAM AND LOSE ALL OF THE SOULS YOU HAVE.
UPGRADE SHIV TO SHIV+5
ACQUIRE ADDITIONAL SOULS
DEVOUR SOULS. DEVOUR. DEVOUR!
(6)YOU DEVOUR THE STOLEN SOULS, BUT YOU OVEREAT AND GET A STOMACHACHE.
Introduce the wonders of quadruple water to Mars
(5)QUADRUPLE WATER TURNS OUT TO BE INCREDIBLY USEFUL IN ENGINEERING. MARS IS FOREVER IN YOUR DEBT.
Reveal that the Earth is a transforming spaceship. And so is Jupiter and Saturn.
(2)NO. THAT WOULD BE STUPID.
I was referring to the "looping"-meta verse.
Basically, it starts when naruto, harry potter, and 3 other worlds are ALL stuck in groundhog day loops. But this isn't your perfectly stable groundhog day loop that's the exact same each time except for one character. Eventually, other people start becoming aware of the loops...and then crossovers start...and then even more universes are brought into the loop...
Trying to stop the loops is a bad idea. You wind up in hogwarts or worse when your plan inevitably fails...no, I don't understand why hogwarts is considered such a bad verse to wind up in. I haven't gotten around to reading the loopverse: hogwarts stories yet.
Then you find out the real reason it's a bad idea: the universe is looping because it's being booted into...safe mode. Because someone nearly broke the multiverse, and running it in looping mode somehow keeps the universe from breaking down even further...probably because the damage done to the multiverse gets reversed whenever time reverses itself.
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respawn
(2)STOP PUTTING BLANK SPACE AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR POSTS.
YOU AT DERAIL
(4)YOU AT DERAIL
Pop into existence. Steal the 1000 souls from slowpoke.
(6)YOU BREAK INTO FLABORT'S STOMACH AND STEAL THE SOULS, BUT YOU CAN'T GET OUT. FLABORT VOMITS YOU OUT OF THE METAVERSE.
BANANA!
(5)YOU TURN INTO A BANANA.
RESPAWN AS ROME.
(2)ROME ALREADY EXISTS!
Do all of the other players actions. Even the ones which contradict or get me hurt.
(1)THE GM KILLS YOU FOR TRYING TO DO SOMETHING THAT WOULD CREATE A LOT OF WORK. ALSO, THAT'S "PLAYERS'".
Cause an apocalypse
(6)YOU CAUSE AN APOCALYPSE ON EARTH. WHERE YOU CURRENTLY LIVE. OOPS.
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