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[kj1225]

THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES
THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL
GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER
THEIR VOICES WON'T BE HEARD AT ALL

Stab him.

[IronTomato]

THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES
THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL
GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER
THEIR VOICES WON'T BE HEARD AT ALL

Stab him.

YOU HAVE NO TASTE

[kj1225]

THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES
THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL
GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER
THEIR VOICES WON'T BE HEARD AT ALL

Stab him.

YOU HAVE NO TASTE

I only have a taste for blood.

[smurfingtonthethird]

THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES
THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL
GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER
THEIR VOICES WON'T BE HEARD AT ALL

Stab him.

YOU HAVE NO TASTE

I only have a taste for blood.

And potatoes. Can't forget the potatoes.

[kj1225]

Cheese as well.

[flabort]

Devour souls until I'm stopped by an alternate timeline me.

[fractalman]

...
lets try that reboot into safe (looping) mode now that there's something to work with.

[Elephant Parade]

combine double water with double water

(5)QUADRUPLE WATER REPLACES ALL CURRENTLY EXISTING INSTANCES OF DOUBLE WATER.

combine double water with double water

Punch him in the face for stealing my idea.

(3)YOU PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE, BUT AT THE LAST MOMENT YOU RECONSIDER AND PULL YOUR PUNCH.

PAWN UNIVERSE ON ELDRITCHBAY

(4)CTHULU WINS THE BID. YOU GET 1000 SOULS.

Creat spaceship out of Mars and its moons.

(6)UNFORTUNATELY, MARS AND ITS MOONS WERE ALREADY INHABITED BY MARTIANS. THEY STEAL THE SPACESHIP AND DECLARE WAR ON EARTH.

THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES
THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL
GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER
THEIR VOICES WON'T BE HEARD AT ALL

(2)YOU YELL SONG LYRICS (?), BUT NOTHING HAPPENS.

combine double water with double water

Punch him.

(5)YOU PUNCH HIM. HE GOES FLYING THROUGH A WALL FROM THE FORCE OF THE BLOW.

OWN ROME.

SEND OUT THE LEGIONS.

CONQUER ALL CITYS THAT ARE DONE BUILDING ROADS.

(1)THE EMPEROR OF ROME KILLS YOU FOR TRYING TO STEAL HIS EMPIRE.

OWN ROME.

SEND OUT THE LEGIONS.

CONQUER ALL CITYS THAT ARE DONE BUILDING ROADS.

Counter his Romans with Huns.

(1)THE HUNS KILL YOU FOR TRYING TO TAKE CONTROL OF THEM.

Render roads to Rome exempt from collateral damage.

(6)YOU DECIDE THAT THAT THE BEST WAY TO ACCOMPLISH THIS ACTION IS TO MOVE THE ROADS TO A DIMENSION OUTSIDE SPACE AND TIME.

THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES
THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL
GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER
THEIR VOICES WON'T BE HEARD AT ALL

Stab him.

(3)YOU TRY TO STAB HIM, BUT YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE A KNIFE. YOU BASH HIM WITH THE DULL SIDE OF THE BLADE A FEW TIMES.

Cheese as well.

(3)A PIECE OF CHEESE FALLS FROM THE SKY AND LANDS ON YOUR HEAD.

Devour souls until I'm stopped by an alternate timeline me.

(6)YOU DEVOUR THE SOULS OF ALL ALTERNATE TIMELINE YOUS. LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE STOPPED.

...
lets try that reboot into safe (looping) mode now that there's something to work with.

(1)THE GM CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU MEAN, LET ALONE HOW TO MAKE THE ACTION FAIL. YOU DIE.

[ShadowDragon]

Create a creature that is immune to reality-warping.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Turn reality into a potato.

[Lukeinator]

Burn Rome to the ground

[IronTomato]

Burn Sparta to the ground

[LordSlowpoke]

UPGRADE SHIV TO SHIV+5

ACQUIRE ADDITIONAL SOULS

[TamerVirus]

Introduce the wonders of quadruple water to Mars

[flabort]

UPGRADE SHIV TO SHIV+5

ACQUIRE ADDITIONAL SOULS

DEVOUR SOULS. DEVOUR. DEVOUR!