Recreate Dragonplanet! Then go make friends with Lenglong and give them a hug cause that's really bumming my flow.
(-)WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? IT'S ALREADY THERE. I THINK YOU MISREAD SOMETHING.
(1)YOUR SNAP LENGLON IN HALF WITH YOUR MIGHTY HUG. OOPS.
Possess a corpse. preferably a fresh one.
(4)YOU POSSESS LENGLON'S CORPSE.
Craete cheese people for broccoli planets.
(1)YOU PLACE CRATES FULL OF CHEESE PEOPLE ON THE BROCCOLI PLANETS, BUT THE POLICE KILL YOU FOR LITTERING.
DO STUFF
(2)YOU DON'T DO THE THINGS.
GAIN POWER FORM MY PATRON GODS,TOADYONE,THREETOE,AND FLYING SPAHGETTI MONSTER TO DESTROY CHEATING FOREVER
(1)WHAT. THESE DICE. SERIOUSLY. YOU DESTROY YOURSELF, BUT NOT FOREVER BECAUSE THE GM FEELS BAD FOR YOU.
SPLIT UP PLAYERS SPOILER
Don't be separated from Slowpoke!
(4)YOU ADD YOURSELF TO THE LORDSLOWPOKE TAB.
SPLIT UP PLAYERS SPOILER
Don't be separated from Slowpoke!
Try superglue
Reboot universe and start again.
(3)HOW ABOUT NO.
You know I meant taking the ring for myself.
Copy design of Ring of Death, make 20 and put them on.
(5)YOU DO SO! YOU NOW HAVE A +2 TO ACTIONS INVOLVING DEATH.
COSMOSLAVABALL: MADE INTO RAGNAROK SWORD
HELL: HEAVEN
MULTIMETAVERSE: ANNIHILATED
PALACE AT CENTER OF MULTIVERSE: +1 FROM FORTIFICATION, +CHEATING FROM CHEATSHIELD
BROCCOLI GALAXY: MADE OF BROCCOLI, HAS 42 PLANETS
FRIENDLYPLANET: IS VERY FRIENDLY.
SPACE TRAIN: CURRENTLY ON FIRE
RAGNAROCK: +1 TO KILLING WHILE DEAD AND LOUD MUSIC, WIELDED BY FLABORT
METASTAFF: +2 TO META, WIELDED BY CM
SPACE BATTLESHIP: +1 TO CONQUERING HEAVEN, USED BY CM.
MASTER SWORD: +1 TO VANQUISHING EVIL, WIELDED BY CM
CHEESE: NOT PARTICULARLY GOOD. MADE BY LUKEINATOR.
RING OF DEATH: GRANTS +1 TO ACTIONS INVOLVING DEATH
20 RINGS OF DEATH: GRANTS +2 TO ACTIONS INVOLVING DEATH
SHIVVINATOR 3000: +1 TO DESTROYING WALLS
WONDERGLOVES: +1 TO KILLING DRAGONS
LORDSLOWPOKE: TWILIGHTMAN
LENGLON: VICTIM OF MISTAKES
GM: +1 FROM HOLY KNIGHT
DA_NANG: HAS RING OF DEATH
FLABORT: WIELDS RAGNAROCK
REMUTHRA: DANCING SAVANT, BILLIONAIRE
LUKEINATOR: HAS DONUT POWERS
HISSINHWALNUTS: DEAD
IRONTOMATO: STILL HELD UP BY A SPACE CRIMINAL, SETS THINGS ON FIRE WITH INTENSE STARE
DORSIDORF: HAS SHIVVINATOR 3000
FRACTALMAN: +1 FROM CHEATFIELD