Go make some dragons to fight!
(5)YOU CREATE DRAGONPLANET.
Change the universe into a massive statue of the GM, where the whole universetower is now just his spine
(3)CHANGING THE UNIVERSE REQUIRES A HIGHER ROLL THAN THIS.
Watch what happens when FRIEND COMPUTER comes to that planet and the inevitable insane dictatorship GREAT UTOPIA.
(How do you do the slash thing with the words?)
(2)FRIEND COMPUTER STILL DOESN'T ARRIVE.
generate a new world out of thin air-or would that be thin void? no matter. Dorsidwarf's statue needs a place to be set up as furniture.
(1)YOU MAKE THE AIR AROUND YOURSELF EXTREMELY THIN, CAUSING YOU TO DIE.
Dispense all the cheese.
(3)YOU DISPENSE MORE CHEESE.
Repeat actions until successful! I Take 20!
(5)YOU REPEAT THIS ACTION UNTIL IT NEXT SUCCEEDS.
(5)THERE WE GO.
Induce false-vacuum decay.
(5)THAT HAPPENS. TOO BAD I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T BOTHER TO AT LEAST LINK WIKIPEDIA.
RECRUIT SAD DEJECTED QUALITY PLAYER INTO SHIVVING CRIME SQUAD
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Follow first person to care about me <LordSlowpoke> everywhere they go. Have abandonment issues. Rub against said person whenever I have an excuse. Desire physical contact with said person. Hide behind said person from anyone else who approaches. Still have trouble vocalizing. Greatly desire praise and acceptance. Still be very shy and scared easily.
(5)YOU SUCCEED AT BEING DEPRESSED AND STUFF.
yes senpai has noticed you in how many games do you plan to invoke that ANYWAY
CREATE SHIVVING CRIME SQUAD AS OFFICIAL FACTION WITH SELF, LENGLON AND DORSIDWARF AS MEMBERS
(1)YOU CAUSE THE GM TO DISLIKE THE IDEA OF SPLITTING UP THE PLAYERS SPOILER.
TOTAL ANNIHILATION OF EVERYTHING INCLUDING THREAD
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5 CHEATING)UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, "EVERYTHING" INCLUDES THE PALACE, WHICH IS PROTECTED BY THE CHEATSHIELD. ALSO, YOU CAN'T DELETE THREADS.
COSMOSLAVABALL: MADE INTO RAGNAROK SWORD
HELL: HEAVEN
MULTIMETAVERSE: ANNIHILATED
PALACE AT CENTER OF MULTIVERSE: +1 FROM FORTIFICATION, +CHEATING FROM CHEATSHIELD
BROCCOLI GALAXY: MADE OF BROCCOLI, HAS 42 PLANETS
FRIENDLYPLANET: IS VERY FRIENDLY.
SPACE TRAIN: CURRENTLY ON FIRE
RAGNAROCK: +1 TO KILLING WHILE DEAD AND LOUD MUSIC, WIELDED BY FLABORT
METASTAFF: +2 TO META, WIELDED BY CM
SPACE BATTLESHIP: +1 TO CONQUERING HEAVEN, USED BY CM.
MASTER SWORD: +1 TO VANQUISHING EVIL, WIELDED BY CM
CHEESE: NOT PARTICULARLY GOOD. MADE BY LUKEINATOR.
RING OF DEATH: GRANTS +1 TO ACTIONS INVOLVING DEATH
SHIVVINATOR 3000: +1 TO DESTROYING WALLS
WONDERGLOVES: +1 TO KILLING DRAGONS
GM: +1 FROM HOLY KNIGHT
DA_NANG: HAS RING OF DEATH
FLABORT: WIELDS RAGNAROCK
REMUTHRA: DANCING SAVANT, BILLIONAIRE
LORDSLOWPOKE: TWILIGHTMAN
LENGLON: VICTIM OF MISTAKES
LUKEINATOR: HAS DONUT POWERS
HISSINHWALNUTS: DEAD
IRONTOMATO: STILL HELD UP BY A SPACE CRIMINAL, SETS THINGS ON FIRE WITH INTENSE STARE
DORSIDORF: HAS SHIVVINATOR 3000
FRACTALMAN: +1 FROM CHEATFIELD