well, um, where am I?
Curl the rest of the way back up and cry.
Action unchanged by information about the reshaping of the universe. Still sad and rejected. Still curling back up in a ball and crying.
(5)YOUR TEARS CAUSE A FLOOD. BRAVE HAPPYPLANETARIANS BEGIN CONSTRUCTING WALLS AROUND THE VILLAGES.
well, um, where am I?
Curl the rest of the way back up and cry.
Action unchanged by information about the reshaping of the universe. Still sad and rejected. Still curling back up in a ball and crying.
RECRUIT SAD DEJECTED QUALITY PLAYER INTO SHIVVING CRIME SQUAD
(6)SOMETHING HAPPENS.
Assasinate gm again, this time with sword of assasinating.
(2)YOU HAVE NO SWORD!
Expandify the universe so that there are three components: The Grand Tower, which used to be the whole universe, 'normal' universe space full of stars and galaxies and shit, and then the Unified Republic of Heavenhell
(3)NOPE, THE GM PREFERS HIS VERSION.
Keep trying to shank whoever currently has the Death Ring and then put it on.
(2+1)YOU MANAGE TO CUT OFF THEIR ARM.
(2)BUT YOU MISS AGAIN.
Continue being hated by the dice Annihilate.
(5)YOU ANNIHILATE A LARGE PORTION OF SPACE. OF COURSE, THERE WASN'T ANYTHING THERE.
Point out I summoned FRIEND COMPUTER from Paranoia.
(2)GM ALREADY AWARE OF THIS.
COSMOSLAVABALL: MADE INTO RAGNAROK SWORD
HELL: HEAVEN
MULTIMETAVERSE: ANNIHILATED
PALACE AT CENTER OF MULTIVERSE: +1 FROM FORTIFICATION, +CHEATING FROM CHEATSHIELD
BROCCOLI GALAXY: MADE OF BROCCOLI, HAS 42 PLANETS
FRIENDLYPLANET: IS VERY FRIENDLY.
SPACE TRAIN: CURRENTLY ON FIRE
RAGNAROCK: +1 TO KILLING WHILE DEAD AND LOUD MUSIC, WIELDED BY FLABORT
METASTAFF: +2 TO META, WIELDED BY CM
SPACE BATTLESHIP: +1 TO CONQUERING HEAVEN, USED BY CM.
MASTER SWORD: +1 TO VANQUISHING EVIL, WIELDED BY CM
CHEESE: NOT PARTICULARLY GOOD. MADE BY LUKEINATOR.
RING OF DEATH: GRANTS +1 TO ACTIONS INVOLVING DEATH
SHIVVINATOR 3000: +1 TO DESTROYING WALLS
WONDERGLOVES: +1 TO KILLING DRAGONS
GM: +1 FROM HOLY KNIGHT
DA_NANG: HAS RING OF DEATH
FLABORT: WIELDS RAGNAROCK
REMUTHRA: DANCING SAVANT, BILLIONAIRE
LORDSLOWPOKE: TWILIGHTMAN
LENGLON: VICTIM OF MISTAKES
LUKEINATOR: HAS DONUT POWERS
HISSINHWALNUTS: DEAD
IRONTOMATO: STILL HELD UP BY A SPACE CRIMINAL, SETS THINGS ON FIRE WITH INTENSE STARE
DORSIDORF: HAS SHIVVINATOR 3000
FRACTALMAN: +1 FROM CHEATFIELD