REDO ALL MY ACTIONS!
(5)YOU RETCON YOUR LAST THREE ACTIONS TO HAVE A ROLL OF 4.
initiate research into cheating, anti-cheating, and anti-anti-cheating fields.
(3)CHEATING AND ANTI-CHEATING FIELDS NULLIFY EACH OTHER.
Just take that RING OF DEATH and put it on. Since I die every turn anyways, it'll give me a +1 to EVERYTHING
(2)YOU CAN'T PUT ON THE RING. IT MISSES YOUR FINGER.
Feed.
(2)YOU FAIL TO EAT ANYTHING.
Stay curled up in a ball, depressed and oblivious to my surroundings, until someone interacts with me in some way.
(4)SOME RANDOM PERSON WALKS UP AND STARTS TALKING TO YOU.
* LordSlowpoke sighs.
BE DISAPPOINTED BY LACK OF CREATIVE GAOL USAGE
SHIV WALL IN ORDER TO ACQUIRE FREEDOMS
(2)WALL RESISTANT TO SHIV. CURRENT COURSE OF ACTION DOOMED TO RESULT IN FAILURE.
Use the shivvinator 3000 to break this fellow criminal out of jail
(5)SHIVVINATOR LAUGH AT WALL. LORDSLOWPOKE FREED.
Become emperor of universe.
(4)YOU BECOME EMPEROR OF THE BROCCOLI PLANETS, WHICH ARE STILL MOST OF THE UNIVERSE.
ALL ROADS LEAD TO ROME
(6)YOU USE GREAT PHRASE MAGIC TO MAKE ALL ROADS LEAD TO ROME. EXCEPT ROME IS ONLY ON PRE-APOCALYPSE EARTH. SO ROADS INVOLVE TIME TRAVELING NOW.
[3]ANGELS CAN'T QUITE REMEMBER WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING.
COSMOSLAVABALL: MADE INTO RAGNAROK SWORD
HELL: HEAVEN
MULTIMETAVERSE: ANNIHILATED
PALACE AT CENTER OF MULTIVERSE: +1 FROM FORTIFICATION, +CHEATING FROM CHEATSHIELD
BROCCOLI GALAXY: MADE OF BROCCOLI, HAS 42 PLANETS
FRIENDLYPLANET: IS VERY FRIENDLY.
RAGNAROCK: +1 TO KILLING WHILE DEAD AND LOUD MUSIC, WIELDED BY FLABORT
METASTAFF: +2 TO META, WIELDED BY CM
SPACE BATTLESHIP: +1 TO CONQUERING HEAVEN, USED BY CM.
MASTER SWORD: +1 TO VANQUISHING EVIL, WIELDED BY CM
CHEESE: NOT PARTICULARLY GOOD. MADE BY LUKEINATOR.
RING OF DEATH: GRANTS +1 TO ACTIONS INVOLVING DEATH
SHIVVINATOR 3000: +1 TO DESTROYING WALLS
GM: +1 FROM HOLY KNIGHT
DA_NANG: HAS RING OF DEATH
FLABORT: WIELDS RAGNAROCK
REMUTHRA: DANCING SAVANT, BILLIONAIRE
LORDSLOWPOKE: TWILIGHTMAN
LENGLON: VICTIM OF MISTAKES
LUKEINATOR: HAS DONUT POWERS
HISSINHWALNUTS: DEAD
IRONTOMATO: STILL HELD UP BY A SPACE CRIMINAL
DORSIDORF: HAS SHIVVINATOR 3000