Raise that fucking egg like a mother!
(4)YOU DO SO. EVEN THOUGH IT'S BEEN DESTROYED.
Stop being hated by the dice.
(1)YOU GAIN A -1 TO ALL ROLLS. I'D LIKE TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT THESE ROLLS ARE SERIOUSLY LEGITIMATE, AND THAT IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE.
42 donut planets
(1)42 BROCCOLI PLANETS NOW ONLY SPACIAL OBJECTS (OTHER THAN PALACE, HEAVEN, AND HELLHEAVEN).
Create anti-cheating device.
(1)CHEATBOOSTER CREATED. GRANTS A FREE EXTRA ACTION TO ALL CHEATERS.
In a bit of an experiment, see if killing myself from death will stop the endless series of deaths.
(2)IT DOES NOT.
APPLY JUDGEMENT TO LAWYERS
BUILD DEPOSIT BOX AROUND PALACE
(1)LAWYER USED PROTECT!
LORDSLOWPOKE USED JUDGEMENT!
THE ATTACK MISSED!
LAWYER USED LAWSUIT!
LORDSLOWPOKE IS THROWN IN JAIL...
>Have epic party, make my party be the party that pierces through the heavens.
Clone: Derail party.
(4V4)PARTY OKAY, BUT NOT GREAT. CLONE DERAILS PARTY, BUT ONLY SOME PEOPLE ARE PAYING ATTENTION.
Be bored and sad and lonely, wish for friends, but be too depressed to actually try to find any. Hope that life gets better, but don't bother trying to actually do anything about it. Curl up in a little ball and hide on the spot.
(5)WISH GRANTED BY DONUT GHOST ANGELS. FRIENDLYPLANET POPS INTO EXISTENCE.
Respawn as Gm's butler.
(6)YOU ARE GIVEN THE TASK OF FIGURING OUT WHY THESE 6S APPEAR AT THE EXACT TIMES WHEN CREATING RESULTS FOR THEM IS A PAIN.
But I'm not being held up by criminals anymore.
*cough* PLAY GAMEBOY WHILE WAIT FOR TRAIN
(4)TRAIN ARRIVES. YOU GET ON THE TRAIN. NEXT STOP: BROCCOLI GALAXY.
Be Spacebandit. Hijack Irontomato's Spacetrain
(5)YOU STEAL THE TRAIN AND REDIRECT IT TO THE SECRET SPACE CRIMINAL HIDEOUT THAT SURVIVED THE BLAST SOMEHOW.
[4]ANGELS FINALLY RETURN. THEY ARE VERY CONFUSED.
[ALL OTHER NPCS DESTROYED IN BLAST]
COSMOSLAVABALL: MADE INTO RAGNAROK SWORD
HELL: HEAVEN
MULTIMETAVERSE: ANNIHILATED
PALACE AT CENTER OF MULTIVERSE: +1 FROM FORTIFICATION, +CHEATING FROM CHEATSHIELD
BROCCOLI GALAXY: MADE OF BROCCOLI, HAS 42 PLANETS
FRIENDLYPLANET: IS VERY FRIENDLY.
RAGNAROCK: +1 TO KILLING WHILE DEAD AND LOUD MUSIC, WIELDED BY FLABORT
METASTAFF: +2 TO META, WIELDED BY CM
SPACE BATTLESHIP: +1 TO CONQUERING HEAVEN, USED BY CM.
MASTER SWORD: +1 TO VANQUISHING EVIL, WIELDED BY CM
CHEESE: NOT PARTICULARLY GOOD. MADE BY LUKEINATOR.
RING OF DEATH: GRANTS +1 TO ACTIONS INVOLVING DEATH
GM: +1 FROM HOLY KNIGHT
DA_NANG: HAS RING OF DEATH
FLABORT: WIELDS RAGNAROCK
REMUTHRA: DANCING SAVANT, BILLIONAIRE
LORDSLOWPOKE: TWILIGHTMAN
LENGLON: VICTIM OF MISTAKES
LUKEINATOR: HAS DONUT POWERS
HISSINHWALNUTS: DEAD
IRONTOMATO: STILL HELD UP BY A SPACE CRIMINAL