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[Elephant Parade]

Kill that snake.
Become Snake Jong Un.

(2)Your clumsy attack misses, though it does draw the attention of the snake.

Cackle with the unbound power of the timeskip. Transport myself into the future.

(5)You transport yourself far into the future.

Kill that snake.
Become Snake Jong Un.

DEPLOY THE PEOPLE'S TACTICAL HIGH-VELOCITY PATRIOTISM DISPENSER^TM

(5)It is successfully deployed in a strategic location.

Recruit Monkey Pirates to combat the Snake Ninjas.

(3)You recruit a few Monkey Pirate Mercenaries, but they'll only work for you as long as you have bananas.

>Nuke the snakes from orbit it's the only way to be sure.

(4)You decimate a small chunk of the planet using an orbital nuclear strike.

===Snake Turn===

(6)The boss snake leaps at Xantalos, knocking them both into a ravine.
(6)The other snakes try to form a superlaser, but just blast each other instead.

[Xantalos]

USE GLORIOUS LEADER AURA TO AWE PUNY OTHER SNAKE INTO SUBMISSION

[Persus13]

Of course North Korea is the only nation to survive the radioactive magnetic laser snake apocalypse

Tempt more monkey pirates with bananas to fight the laser snakes.

[Remuthra]

"What is this place?"

Look around.

[flabort]

Get far away from that planet full of snake hating loonies. Tend to my snake farms, see if I remembered to bring food for my snakes.

[Elephant Parade]

USE GLORIOUS LEADER AURA TO AWE PUNY OTHER SNAKE INTO SUBMISSION

(6)You are worshiped by the snakes as a god. They kill you, thinking that it'll let you ascend to the heavens.

Of course North Korea is the only nation to survive the radioactive magnetic laser snake apocalypse

Tempt more monkey pirates with bananas to fight the laser snakes.

(4)A fair number of monkey pirates join the cause.

"What is this place?"

Look around.

(3)You can't see much because of temporal fluctuation.

Get far away from that planet full of snake hating loonies. Tend to my snake farms, see if I remembered to bring food for my snakes.

(6)You tend the snake farms so well that your entire ship is now full of snakes.
(6)Yes, but it was really delicious food, so you ate it.

===SNAKE TURN===
(4)The snakes begin to prepare an attack on the monkey pirate island.

===DRAGON-THAT-I-TOTALLY-FORGOT-ABOUT TURN===
(4)The dragon fires a laser beam at a snake nest, killing a fair amount of snakes.

[Remuthra]

I slap the GM for refusing to establish the nature of the future.

[IronTomato]

I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' RTD

Wield a katana and challenge the head of the snakes to a duel. Should I win, they must obey me.

[Elephant Parade]

I slap the GM for refusing to establish the nature of the future.

Don't blame me. Blame the temporal fluctuations.

[Xantalos]

I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' RTD

Wield a katana and challenge the head of the snakes to a duel. Should I win, they must obey me.

SPAWN WITHIN THIS MAN
DO THE DUEL

[sjm9876]

Wonder hwat the hell happened whilst I was sleeping.

[flabort]

I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' RTD

Wield a katana and challenge the head of the snakes to a duel. Should I win, they must obey me.

Fire snake laser missiles at this guy.

[IronTomato]

Say "Hey no fair" and die.

[blademan9999]

>Punch snakes in the face to establish dominance.

[Elephant Parade]

>Punch snakes in the face to establish dominance.

*GLARES ANGRILY*