I slap the GM for refusing to establish the nature of the future.
(2)You miss.
I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' RTD
Wield a katana and challenge the head of the snakes to a duel. Should I win, they must obey me.
(5)The head of snakes accepts.
I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' RTD
Wield a katana and challenge the head of the snakes to a duel. Should I win, they must obey me.
SPAWN WITHIN THIS MAN
DO THE DUEL
(6)You spawn as his teeth. You are unable to affect his actions much, though you can mess with him when he eats dinner.
Wonder hwat the hell happened whilst I was sleeping.
(2)The GM is too lazy to provide a synopsis.
I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' RTD
Wield a katana and challenge the head of the snakes to a duel. Should I win, they must obey me.
Fire snake laser missiles at this guy.
(3)You fire your laser snake artillery. It will land next turn.
Say "Hey no fair" and die.
(1)You gain an extra life.
>Punch snakes in the face to establish dominance.
*GLARES ANGRILY*
>PUNCH GLARE IN THE FACE TO ESTABLISH ANGER
(1)You have a reasonable discussion with the glare to establish civility.
>Punch snakes in the face to establish dominance.
(3-1 for no bold)Your fist misses badly. Seriously, bold your actions. What did you think that glare was about?
===Snake Turn===
(5)The snakes launch a massive attack against the monkeys, slaying almost all of them.
===Trip Rock Turn===
(1)The trip rock trips itself.
===Dragon Turn===
(4)The dragon shoots unicorn lasers (I think it was a unicorn dragon. I honestly can't remember.) at laser snakes, killing many of them.