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Author Topic: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF MINECRAFT RTD  (Read 241846 times)

LordSlowpoke

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Re: Roll to Derail: Magnetic Laser Snake Apocalypse
« Reply #330 on: November 03, 2013, 11:44:14 pm »

>Punch snakes in the face to establish dominance.
*GLARES ANGRILY*

>PUNCH GLARE IN THE FACE TO ESTABLISH ANGER
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Derail: Magnetic Laser Snake Apocalypse
« Reply #331 on: November 04, 2013, 02:18:47 am »

I slap the GM for refusing to establish the nature of the future.

(2)You miss.

I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' RTD

Wield a katana and challenge the head of the snakes to a duel. Should I win, they must obey me.

(5)The head of snakes accepts.

I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' RTD

Wield a katana and challenge the head of the snakes to a duel. Should I win, they must obey me.
SPAWN WITHIN THIS MAN
DO THE DUEL


(6)You spawn as his teeth. You are unable to affect his actions much, though you can mess with him when he eats dinner.

Wonder hwat the hell happened whilst I was sleeping.

(2)The GM is too lazy to provide a synopsis.

I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' RTD

Wield a katana and challenge the head of the snakes to a duel. Should I win, they must obey me.

Fire snake laser missiles at this guy.


(3)You fire your laser snake artillery. It will land next turn.

Say "Hey no fair" and die.

(1)You gain an extra life.

>Punch snakes in the face to establish dominance.
*GLARES ANGRILY*

>PUNCH GLARE IN THE FACE TO ESTABLISH ANGER

(1)You have a reasonable discussion with the glare to establish civility.

>Punch snakes in the face to establish dominance.

(3-1 for no bold)Your fist misses badly. Seriously, bold your actions. What did you think that glare was about?

===Snake Turn===
(5)The snakes launch a massive attack against the monkeys, slaying almost all of them.

===Trip Rock Turn===
(1)The trip rock trips itself.

===Dragon Turn===
(4)The dragon shoots unicorn lasers (I think it was a unicorn dragon. I honestly can't remember.) at laser snakes, killing many of them.
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Xantalos

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Re: Roll to Derail: Magnetic Laser Snake Apocalypse
« Reply #332 on: November 04, 2013, 02:28:50 am »

Initiate biosphere collapse somehow
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Persus13

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Re: Roll to Derail: Magnetic Laser Snake Apocalypse
« Reply #333 on: November 04, 2013, 07:51:37 am »

Drive the snakes of the island with my forces.
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Re: Roll to Derail: Magnetic Laser Snake Apocalypse
« Reply #334 on: November 04, 2013, 09:31:33 am »

A stretching Jack Russel looks very odd. When it stretches out far enough, you can actually see it's wolf heritage. Strange for a dog that size.
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Re: Roll to Derail: Magnetic Laser Snake Apocalypse
« Reply #335 on: November 04, 2013, 12:21:29 pm »

Rage at GM for poor player care.
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Re: Roll to Derail: Magnetic Laser Snake Apocalypse
« Reply #336 on: November 04, 2013, 01:15:39 pm »

Extra life bitches yayuh.

Construct a training dummy and train to become the best anti-snake fighter ever
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Lenglon

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Re: Roll to Derail: Magnetic Laser Snake Apocalypse
« Reply #337 on: November 04, 2013, 01:20:07 pm »

Place a large cardboard box on the ground, watch all the snake dart under it. then dispose of the box.
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Re: Roll to Derail: Magnetic Laser Snake Assassins
« Reply #338 on: November 04, 2013, 07:17:09 pm »

Initiate biosphere collapse somehow

(2)The GM is too lazy to think of a way for you to do this.

Drive the snakes of the island with my forces.

(4)You somehow use the snakes of the island as a vehicle, using your forces.

A stretching Jack Russel looks very odd. When it stretches out far enough, you can actually see it's wolf heritage. Strange for a dog that size.

...That's interesting, I guess?

Rage at GM for poor player care.

(1)Your voice cracks and you can't talk.

Extra life bitches yayuh.

Construct a training dummy and train to become the best anti-snake fighter ever

(6)The snakes can tell that you will one day become the best anti-snake fighter ever, and decide to send snake assassins to kill you.
[4]They succeed. You are now dead. But you are revived by your extra life!

Place a large cardboard box on the ground, watch all the snake dart under it. then dispose of the box.

(2)You place a large cardboard box, but snakes aren't that dumb.
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Persus13

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Re: Roll to Derail: Magnetic Laser Snake Assassins
« Reply #339 on: November 04, 2013, 08:04:02 pm »

Send vehicle as far away from the island as possible while I remain on the island.
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Re: Roll to Derail: Magnetic Laser Snake Assassins
« Reply #340 on: November 04, 2013, 08:22:29 pm »

>Become solid snake and arm the snakes with cardboard boxes to use to sneak.
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Re: Roll to Derail: Magnetic Laser Snake Assassins
« Reply #341 on: November 04, 2013, 08:27:29 pm »

A stretching Jack Russel looks very odd. When it stretches out far enough, you can actually see it's wolf heritage. Strange for a dog that size.

...That's interesting, I guess?

Yeah, unfortunately it means he's waking up, and is going to be crazy chaos energetic in less than a minute.

Land on another planet, unload some snakes and gather some local plants and 'rats'. Take off again.
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Re: Roll to Derail: Magnetic Laser Snake Assassins
« Reply #342 on: November 04, 2013, 08:38:59 pm »

Look around. Again. Mentally slap the temporal fluctuations if they try to stop me.

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Re: Roll to Derail: Magnetic Laser Snake Assassins
« Reply #343 on: November 05, 2013, 01:17:06 am »

GO KIDNAP DR WHO'S TARDIS AND FILL IT WITH POO
THEN RENAME IT A TURDIS
WATCH AS THE WORLD IMPLODES FROM THE BAD JOKE
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Re: Roll to Derail: Sneaky Snakes
« Reply #344 on: November 05, 2013, 01:30:16 am »

Send vehicle as far away from the island as possible while I remain on the island.

(5)You send it flying off into snakes.

>Become solid snake and arm the snakes with cardboard boxes to use to sneak.

(4)You do so. The snakes are now sneaky snakes.

A stretching Jack Russel looks very odd. When it stretches out far enough, you can actually see it's wolf heritage. Strange for a dog that size.

...That's interesting, I guess?

Yeah, unfortunately it means he's waking up, and is going to be crazy chaos energetic in less than a minute.

Land on another planet, unload some snakes and gather some local plants and 'rats'. Take off again.

(3)You land on an asteroid. The environment is wrong for snakes, but you take samples of the rock.

Look around. Again. Mentally slap the temporal fluctuations if they try to stop me.

(5)The time fluctuations are intimidated and flee. You look around. You are trapped in a box.

GO KIDNAP DR WHO'S TARDIS AND FILL IT WITH POO
THEN RENAME IT A TURDIS
WATCH AS THE WORLD IMPLODES FROM THE BAD JOKE


(1)Doctor Who just leaves before you can take his tardis. Your plot is ruined.
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