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Author Topic: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF MINECRAFT RTD  (Read 242679 times)

flabort

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Re: Roll to Derail: Magnetic Laser Snake Apocalypse
« Reply #300 on: October 31, 2013, 11:54:35 pm »

Ack!
Quickly fashion some snakes into a hull patch. Quickly breed me some more variants to act as a fuel source to quickly get the ship out where it can't be damaged.

And thus the radioactive ones that will appear 4 years in the future are born.
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The Cyan Menace

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Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Derail: Magnetic Laser Snake Apocalypse
« Reply #301 on: October 31, 2013, 11:57:25 pm »

Ack!
Quickly fashion some snakes into a hull patch. Quickly breed me some more variants to act as a fuel source to quickly get the ship out where it can't be damaged.

And thus the radioactive ones that will appear 4 years in the future are born.

No, you're in the future. I think. You either launched after the timeskip, or have been traveling for four years.
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flabort

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Re: Roll to Derail: Magnetic Laser Snake Apocalypse
« Reply #302 on: November 01, 2013, 12:08:11 am »

Well, Breed more snake variations anyways. Radioactive Magnetic Laser Spitting Cobras. Twoheaded Magnetic Boas. Radioactive Pipe Organ Laser Snakes. In fact, a whole orchestra of laser snake breeds.

And patch that hull.
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Xantalos

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Re: Roll to Derail: Magnetic Laser Snake Apocalypse
« Reply #303 on: November 01, 2013, 12:25:45 am »

Become biggest snake and use snake dominance tactics to get them to follow me instead.
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Persus13

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Re: Roll to Derail: Magnetic Laser Snake Apocalypse
« Reply #304 on: November 01, 2013, 06:52:28 am »

Build a mansion for myself instead. Recruit survivors as my private army.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Derail: Magnetic Laser Snake Apocalypse
« Reply #305 on: November 01, 2013, 09:48:07 am »

Build a mansion for myself instead. Recruit survivors as my private army.
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Lenglon

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Re: Roll to Derail: Magnetic Laser Snake Apocalypse
« Reply #306 on: November 01, 2013, 10:06:04 am »

Bored now, burn everything.
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

Persus13

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Re: Roll to Derail: Magnetic Laser Snake Apocalypse
« Reply #307 on: November 01, 2013, 03:23:19 pm »

Kill the snakes on the island.
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blademan9999

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Re: Roll to Derail: Magnetic Laser Snake Apocalypse
« Reply #308 on: November 01, 2013, 10:43:26 pm »

>Delete the magnetic snake entry from the raws.
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There is a massive magma snake moving in down stairs as well as a flood and a tunnel to hell also downstairs and you are worried about me putting my feet on the furniture.
GWG you are meant to be the sane one.
Just because the apocalypse is happening downstairs is no reason to abandon manners young wizard.

Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Derail: Snakes are ninjas.
« Reply #309 on: November 01, 2013, 11:24:29 pm »

Well, Breed more snake variations anyways. Radioactive Magnetic Laser Spitting Cobras. Twoheaded Magnetic Boas. Radioactive Pipe Organ Laser Snakes. In fact, a whole orchestra of laser snake breeds.

And patch that hull.


(1)You kill all variants, causing only the regular Radioactive Magnetic Laser Snakes to exist. Your dreams of a snake symphony are ruined forever.
(4)You repair the hull.

Become biggest snake and use snake dominance tactics to get them to follow me instead.

(3)You become a somewhat large snake.
(1)The snakes laugh at you and gather behind another snake instead.

Bored now, burn everything.

(3)You set the surrounding terrain on fire.

Kill the snakes on the island.

(2)As it turns out, the snakes are ninjas.

>Delete the magnetic snake entry from the raws.

(5)You do so! Unfortunately, the GM decides to be a troll and point out that magnetic snakes are much different than radioactive ninja laser magnetic snakes. So your action doesn't do much.

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Xantalos

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Re: Roll to Derail: Magnetic Laser Snake Apocalypse
« Reply #310 on: November 01, 2013, 11:31:38 pm »

Kill that snake.
Become Snake Jong Un.
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Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Derail: Magnetic Laser Snake Apocalypse
« Reply #311 on: November 02, 2013, 05:43:51 am »

Cackle with the unbound power of the timeskip. Transport myself into the future.

LordSlowpoke

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Re: Roll to Derail: Magnetic Laser Snake Apocalypse
« Reply #312 on: November 02, 2013, 06:34:05 am »

Kill that snake.
Become Snake Jong Un.


DEPLOY THE PEOPLE'S TACTICAL HIGH-VELOCITY PATRIOTISM DISPENSERTM
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Persus13

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Re: Roll to Derail: Magnetic Laser Snake Apocalypse
« Reply #313 on: November 02, 2013, 08:16:26 am »

Recruit Monkey Pirates to combat the Snake Ninjas.
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Re: Roll to Derail: Magnetic Laser Snake Apocalypse
« Reply #314 on: November 03, 2013, 02:14:36 am »

>Nuke the snakes from orbit it's the only way to be sure.
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There is a massive magma snake moving in down stairs as well as a flood and a tunnel to hell also downstairs and you are worried about me putting my feet on the furniture.
GWG you are meant to be the sane one.
Just because the apocalypse is happening downstairs is no reason to abandon manners young wizard.
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