Turn myself into a placed construction, making myself impervious to damage.
(3)You feel slightly like a wall.
Throw my controller at the screen in frustration, and restart the system.
(1)You throw your controller, but it turns out to be a boomerang, and it hits you in the back of the head.
(1)Your effort to restart the game merely results in you hitting the console with your fist.
Call upon the forces of good to assist my people!
How was that a six? A six implies a good thing happening.
(1)Demonic forces possess your people! They start closing in on you.
MOre paratroopers appear, we are going to Storm the rails
(2)The paratroopers try to fire themselves out of cannons, but they miss and land in the ocean.
(2)No. There are neither rails nor storms, and therefore no combination of the two is possible.
Kill plot important character.
(4)You kill the unicorn who was supposed to give everyone magical wings.
Invade the earth with the help of the moonlings from the moon.
[I nearly missed you.
Bold your actions, please.]
(6)You decide to invade the earth from the inside out! You all burn to death in the lava.
Yeah, 6's are tough. They're easiest in minimalists, but sometimes...
Anyways.
Make up with GWP by destroying the zombies. Win-win!
(6)You do this; unfortunately, GWP is zombified, forcing you to kill him.
Respawn in a giant cloud of smoke, by being coughed out by the main villain as a plot twist!
(4)The dragon coughs you out.
Suck all the life out of derails, and heal myself!
(3)You drain the life of a dungeon bypass hanging out, making you slightly less wounded.
get out of the magma my summoning a magma proof suit and walking out throwing magma at people
[Nearly missed you with all the non-action posts; remember to
bold.
(2)You can't find any magma, as the suit is too big and covers your eyes!
Throw my arch enemy the stone at Lenglon's kitten. (Purely by accident.)
(3)The kitten is bonked in the head with the stone, stunning it. It trips as it tries to run away.
Shoot Lenglon with a crossbow to win the argument.
(3)You shoot Lenglon in the leg with your crossbow, but you are unable to think of a clever quip.
Using my universe rulingness, order everyone to raise zombies to help me.
(2)You are feeling much too shy to order people around.
"So anyway, I was trying to figure out why people are assuming that playing a minimalist RTD focused on derailing its own plot could be derailed by giving chaotic orders. I mean, it's a minimalist. Chaotic orders are kinda the plot of the story, the main thing it is about. giving strange, out of nowhere actions is perfectly on topic."
"but then I realized something, something that changed everything."
"Kittens are furry"
"you see, kittens have this very light fur that is just so soft to touch, that it practically compels people to pet them and love them. It's not some made up thiing, it's their real fur. seriously, come over here and pet this cute little thing."
Lenglon beckons to all of the other players with her left hand, holding a young kitten cradled in her right arm against her chest
"see what I mean? it's simply impossible to deny the power of this cute little kitty! the simple cuteness, this adoreable fur, it's a force truly beyond reckoning."
"And that, my friends, is why Kittens are better than crossbows, and none of you can argue against this fact, no matter how hard you try. for the mighty kitten shall always, ALWAYS triumph over that meager piece of shaped wood. and don't you dare try to stop me."
(1)You summon a lion. It tries to eat you.
I pull out a dog. "NOT TODAY LENGLON" Throw a million dogs at plot important characters.
(3)You throw a dog at the dragon. Unfortunately, you do not throw the dog hard enough, and the dig is severely wounded by the dog.
Batman, Dragon, and Rock's Turn(1+1)They combine their powers to... play Rock-Dragon-Batman? Batman wins.
I may be starting another RTD soon. It will be a competitive RTD based on exploring a cave system. It will also be illustrated.
[Speed Edit]Also, I may make a chart showing when I'll be updating which RTDs.
[Edit]Check the OP for planned update times. Remember, these are subject to change.
[Edit]Whoops, forgot the purple text guy's turn.
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