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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Roll to Stuff
« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2013, 02:57:43 pm »

Al Capone is not your original creation.

PERFORM A CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT ON SPAGHETTI7 FOR COPYRIGHT VIOLATION OF AL CAPONE.
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Dorsidwarf

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Re: Roll to Stuff
« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2013, 03:04:17 pm »

Find white robe.
Assassinate lawyers and burn records of Al Capone.
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Lenglon

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Re: Roll to Stuff
« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2013, 03:15:32 pm »

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yes, that really is my action.
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Re: Roll to Stuff
« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2013, 04:10:29 pm »

HERMAPHRODITE? NO, ME WANNA BE SWEET TRANSVESTITE. FROM TRANSSEXUAL TRANSLVANIA.
[3] YOU ARE NEW COMMANDER, BUT YOU LOST YOUR PRISONER. YOU CAN'T RETURN TO TRANSYLVANIA TILL YOU FIND HIM. TRANSIT BEAM DISENGAGED.

...

BE MEDIA ICON. BE UNCATCHABLE. BE.... AL CAPONE!
[1] YOU ARE IMMEDIATELY CAUGHT FOR TAX EVASION. YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING.

Al Capone is not your original creation.

PERFORM A CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT ON SPAGHETTI7 FOR COPYRIGHT VIOLATION OF AL CAPONE.
YEAH YOU SHOULD PROBABLY STOP DOING THIS. THEY SEEM TO SORT THEMSELVES OUT ON THEIR OWN.

Find white robe.
Assassinate lawyers and burn records of Al Capone.
[6v5] YOU ASSASSINATE ALL LAWYERS EXCEPT FOR GREATWYRM. YOU BURN THE RECORDS AND SPAGHETTIPONE GOES FREE DUE TO LACK OF EVIDENCE.

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yes, that really is my action.
[6] YOU WASTE A SIX GLORIOUSLY.
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Greenstarfanatic

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Re: Roll to Stuff
« Reply #19 on: August 27, 2013, 04:29:04 pm »

Shit. GET THE PRISONER. GET HIM.
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Re: Roll to Stuff
« Reply #20 on: August 27, 2013, 04:29:37 pm »

Stab prisoner. Vanish.
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Lenglon

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Re: Roll to Stuff
« Reply #21 on: August 27, 2013, 04:49:45 pm »

Spoiler: Do this (click to show/hide)
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Re: Roll to Stuff
« Reply #22 on: August 27, 2013, 07:02:03 pm »

...Sue Lenglon for noncreativity?
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Lenglon

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Re: Roll to Stuff
« Reply #23 on: August 27, 2013, 07:03:00 pm »

how could a completely unique submission not be creative?
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Re: Roll to Stuff
« Reply #24 on: August 27, 2013, 07:03:52 pm »

ASSASSINATE THE PRESIDENT OF BOTSWANA

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« Reply #25 on: August 27, 2013, 07:09:48 pm »

Shit. GET THE PRISONER. GET HIM.
Stab prisoner. Vanish.
[6v1] TRANNYMAN IMMEDIATELY RECAPTURES PRISONER. THE ASSASSIN STABS HIMSELF. TURNS OUT ASSASSIN WAS THE PRISONER. WHAT A TWIST! HIS BODY VANISHES AND TRANNYMAN IS STUCK ON EARTH. OOPS. WHAT DO NOW?

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...Sue Lenglon for noncreativity?
[3v5] LENGLON IS SUCCESSFULLY SUED! HE ASKS HOW THIS IS POSSIBLE, THE ANSWER IS BECAUSE SUCCESS IN LIFE DEPENDS ON DICE ROLLS. DUH.

ASSASSINATE THE PRESIDENT OF BOTSWANA
[6] YOU ASSASSINATE ALL THE PRESIDENTS, EVERYWHERE. WORLD IS NOW IN ANARCHY. WHOOO!
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Lenglon

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Re: Roll to Stuff
« Reply #26 on: August 27, 2013, 07:12:31 pm »

...
kidnap GWG, stake him (through his wrists and ankles) to a fire ant hill in the middle of the desert.
that wasn't very nice GWG.
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Re: Roll to Stuff
« Reply #27 on: August 27, 2013, 07:19:39 pm »

Remind Lenglon that I am a lawyer.

Sue Lenglon for libel.
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Re: Roll to Stuff
« Reply #28 on: August 27, 2013, 07:19:55 pm »

WATCH AS WORLD FALLS APART INTO POST-APOCALYPTIC MAYHEM, THEN TAKE CONTROL AS POST-APOCALYPTIC WARLORD

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Re: Roll to Stuff
« Reply #29 on: August 27, 2013, 07:50:55 pm »

GET NEW PRISONER. BRING HIM TO TRANNYLAND.
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