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[Naryar]

Hmm, fair enough, I suppose.

[Knit tie]

On a related note, what are we going to do with our father once we defeat him? I have been reading over the history of renaissance torture in the meanwhile, but none of this stuff seems painful enough.

[Naryar]

On a related note, what are we going to do with our father once we defeat him? I have been reading over the history of renaissance torture in the meanwhile, but none of this stuff seems painful enough.

Uh, simply throw him into a dark, mushy, rat-infested dungeon ? His ego and the position where he will be compared to his former position will make him destroy himself.

No need for active torture. Maybe just feed him false newspapers that tell that the world forgot about him to twist the knife in the wound ?

[Knit tie]

I was personally thinking about doing a "red tulip", when you inject the guy with a dose of heroin and then flay him alive from the waist up for one hell of a rude awakening, and then summoning him back from hell to be our undead servant in perpetuity.

[Naryar]

I must say I am not OK with torture out of a PR problem. Also, because we have standards.

Brutal death that gives the following message "don't fuck with the Evil Overlord" ? Yes. Overblown torture that gives the following message "holy shit, this guy is so cruel, he must be a demon" ? Nope.

As for brutal death, I do believe "ground to a fine paste by a large cog assembly" should be pretty fitting.

Ya know, all that Machiavelli "be feared, but never be hated" stick.

[Tomcost]

I agree, we have standards

[Gamerlord]

Who are we discussing the punishment of?

[Tomcost]

Our father

[Gamerlord]

Ah. I've always been partial to a Blood Eagle followed by slow immersion in acid from the feet upwards.

[Cain12]

Kinda want to take her, but maybe put her out, calmly if we can, search her, don't want her to turn out have a bomb inside her or a tracking device.
Edit: And that detonator, take it, even if we would never use it, better in our hands than theirs.

Would like to make him suffer, but it would be better to either brainwash him into our puppet and get what we need (people will listen better to the old The Hero in their time of need) or Coglify him and reprogram him into an actual force for good.
Edit: Or as our minion, would still say "Don't fuck with the Overlord" and do good/help achieve our goals. Plus we are already pretty hated (Who else would these nukes be blamed on), he on the other hand is loved, and it would be wasteful not to use that.

[Eotyrannus]

We should see if we can get rid of the radiation, so we can cure the radiation poisoning.

[10ebbor10]

We should see if we can get rid of the radiation, so we can cure the radiation poisoning.

That doesn't work. Radiation damages Dna and microstructures, and it's that damage that kills.

Mutation might work, as that reshuffles Dna. Or we can kill her, and summon her soul from hell.

[Knit tie]

We should see if we can get rid of the radiation, so we can cure the radiation poisoning.

That doesn't work. Radiation damages Dna and microstructures, and it's that damage that kills.

Mutation might work, as that reshuffles Dna. Or we can kill her, and summon her soul from hell.

Like I said, goo-girls for the win! And if we fail, then yes, we can summon her back from hell.

[Tomcost]

I wouldn't try goo mutagen. That will make Cheerie lose the cogification.

[Cain12]

That and we want to fix her mentally first right? Don't exactly want someone who switches from loving us to wanting to kill us to be able to get around like Cerulean and Chemista can.