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[ragnarok97071]

BECOME MECHA-MAYS.

[stefmor90]

Think of something to post.

BILLY MAYS: 5

YOU SELL IDEAS TO ENTIRE WORLD, CANCER IS CURED AND YOU ARE MADE PRESIDENT OF THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE. HE-MAN IS TRYING TO KILL YOU BECAUSE HE FUCKING HATES BILLY MAYS FOR SOME REASON WHAT DO YOU DO.

BECOME MECHA-MAYS.

BILLY MAYS: 6

YOU BECOME A GIANT MECH ROBOT THING AND PUNCH HE-MAN IN THE NUTS BUT SKELETOR IS ANGRY BECAUSE YOU STOLE HIS KILL AND NOW HE IS TRYING TO MURDER YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD.

[Lalasa]

USE GAP HAX TO TELEPORT SKELETOR INTO AN ACTIVE VOLCANO.

[Elephant Parade]

Steal Mario's shoes and stomp on Skeletor.

[stefmor90]

USE GAP HAX TO TELEPORT SKELETOR INTO AN ACTIVE VOLCANO.

BILLY MAYS: 3

YOU TRY TO TELEPORT SKELETOR INTO THE VOLCANO BUT HE PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE FOR SOME AMOUNT OF DAMAGE WE'LL NEVER KNOW. BUT THEN THERE IS NO VOLCANO'S BECAUSE THE EARTH GOT BLEWED UP AND STUFF SO YOU TELEPORT HIM INTO THE SUN.

Steal Mario's shoes and stomp on Skeletor.

BILLY MAYS: 3

YOU STEAL MARIO'S SHOES BUT MARIO IS ANGRY AND YOU RUN AWAY VERY FASTILY. YOU THEN KICK SKELETOR INTO THE SUN BUT YOU FORGOT TO WEAR DEODORANT AND THE SUN THINKS YOU SMELL TERRIBLE AND YOU GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE AND DIE AGAIN.

[ragnarok97071]

MECHA-MAYS: FIRE NOVA BOMB AT THE SUUUUUUUN.

[stefmor90]

MECHA MAYS: 4

YOU SHOOT THE SUN IN THE FACE AND THE SUN GETS MAD AND SAID IT WAS ONLY A JOKE BUT YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT AND THE SUN IS SAD AND BLOWS UP AND STUFF BUT THEN YOU GET RADIATION POISONING BECAUSE THERE IS SUN EVERYWHERE AND JESUS WANTS TO MURDER YOU FOR MAKING HIM BUDDHIST AGAIN OR SOMETHING.

[ragnarok97071]

MECHA MAYS: 4

YOU SHOOT THE SUN IN THE FACE AND THE SUN GETS MAD AND SAID IT WAS ONLY A JOKE BUT YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT AND THE SUN IS SAD AND BLOWS UP AND STUFF BUT THEN YOU GET RADIATION POISONING BECAUSE THERE IS SUN EVERYWHERE AND JESUS WANTS TO MURDER YOU FOR MAKING HIM BUDDHIST AGAIN OR SOMETHING.

MECHA-MAYS: SUPLEX JESUS.

[Angel Of Death]

SELL THE SUICIDE LADDER TO ALL YOUR ENEMIES! THEY WILL CRY TEARS OF AGONIZING DISCOMFORT!

[Elephant Parade]

Sell Mario's hammer to myself, then use it to bludgeon him and take his shoes.

[stefmor90]

MECHA MAYS: 4

YOU SHOOT THE SUN IN THE FACE AND THE SUN GETS MAD AND SAID IT WAS ONLY A JOKE BUT YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT AND THE SUN IS SAD AND BLOWS UP AND STUFF BUT THEN YOU GET RADIATION POISONING BECAUSE THERE IS SUN EVERYWHERE AND JESUS WANTS TO MURDER YOU FOR MAKING HIM BUDDHIST AGAIN OR SOMETHING.

MECHA-MAYS: SUPLEX JESUS.

BILLY MAYS: 4

YOU SUPLEX JESUS IN THE FACE SO HARD THAT HE DIES BUT HE USES SUPER GANGSTER STREET MAGIC TO COME BACK TO LIFE AND STUFF AND HE'S EVEN MORE ANGRY AND MARIO IS TRYING TO MURDER YOU BECAUSE HE WANTS HIS SHOES BACK BUT YOU CAN'T SELL THEM TO HIM BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO LOSE ALL HIS MONEY SINCE HE'S A POOR IMMIGRANT AND CAN ONLY TAKE THE JOB OF A PLUMBER TO SUPPORT HIS LARGE FAMILY AND YOU KILLED EVERYTHING HE'S EVER LOVED AND STUFF.

SELL THE SUICIDE LADDER TO ALL YOUR ENEMIES! THEY WILL CRY TEARS OF AGONIZING DISCOMFORT!

BILLY MAYS: 3

EVERYONE COMMITS SUICIDE AND THEN YOU COMMIT SUICIDE BECAUSE YOU FELT BAD ABOUT EVERYONE COMMITTING SUICIDE BUT BILLY MAYS CAN'T DIE UNLESS HE TAKES COCAINE SO HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY DIE AND HE'S SAD AND HIS LIFE IS AGONYZING AND HE FEELS THE PAIN AND YES.

Sell Mario's hammer to myself, then use it to bludgeon him and take his shoes.

BILLY MAYS: 5

YOU BUY ALL OF MARIO'S HAMMER BUT HE'S DEAD AND YOU GET IT FOR FREE SO YOU HIT HIM IN THE HEAD AND IT MAKES A FUNNY THUMPING NOISE AND YOU FEEL BETTER AND YOU TAKE HIS SHOES BUT YOU HAD THE SHOES ALREADY SO YOU GOT MORE SHOES YEAH.

[Elephant Parade]

Go take spikes from a cactus and glue them to boots to make cactus boots.

[stefmor90]

BILLY MAYS: 6

YEAH YOU MADE CACTUS SHOES AND IT'S THE GREATEST PRODUCT EVER AND EVERYONE LOVES BILLY MAYS EVEN THOUGH THEY ALL COMMITTED SUICIDE BUT THEY THINK THE PRODUCT IS AMAZING ANYWAYS AND EVERYONE IN THE UNIVERSE LOVES YOU BECAUSE YOU MADE THE BEST SHOES EVER.

[Elephant Parade]

Sell cactus shoes to everyone, but rig them with detonation charges so I can kill everyone once they buy the product.

[stefmor90]

BILLY MAYS: 6

YOU SELL THE SHOES TO EVERYONE AND BLOW UP THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE SO MUCH THAT THE UNIVERSE DIES A LOT SO MUCH THAT THE UNIVERSE DESTROYS AND EVERYONE HATES YOU BECAUSE YOU KILLED THEM TO DEATH AND THEY ARE STARTING A RIOT EVEN THOUGH THE UNIVERSE GOT DESTROYED AND EVERYONE IS TRYING TO KILL YOU WITH COCAINE WHAT DO YOU DO.