MECHA MAYS: 4
YOU SHOOT THE SUN IN THE FACE AND THE SUN GETS MAD AND SAID IT WAS ONLY A JOKE BUT YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT AND THE SUN IS SAD AND BLOWS UP AND STUFF BUT THEN YOU GET RADIATION POISONING BECAUSE THERE IS SUN EVERYWHERE AND JESUS WANTS TO MURDER YOU FOR MAKING HIM BUDDHIST AGAIN OR SOMETHING.
MECHA-MAYS: SUPLEX JESUS.
BILLY MAYS: 4
YOU SUPLEX JESUS IN THE FACE SO HARD THAT HE DIES BUT HE USES SUPER GANGSTER STREET MAGIC TO COME BACK TO LIFE AND STUFF AND HE'S EVEN MORE ANGRY AND MARIO IS TRYING TO MURDER YOU BECAUSE HE WANTS HIS SHOES BACK BUT YOU CAN'T SELL THEM TO HIM BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO LOSE ALL HIS MONEY SINCE HE'S A POOR IMMIGRANT AND CAN ONLY TAKE THE JOB OF A PLUMBER TO SUPPORT HIS LARGE FAMILY AND YOU KILLED EVERYTHING HE'S EVER LOVED AND STUFF.
SELL THE SUICIDE LADDER TO ALL YOUR ENEMIES! THEY WILL CRY TEARS OF AGONIZING DISCOMFORT!
BILLY MAYS: 3
EVERYONE COMMITS SUICIDE AND THEN YOU COMMIT SUICIDE BECAUSE YOU FELT BAD ABOUT EVERYONE COMMITTING SUICIDE BUT BILLY MAYS CAN'T DIE UNLESS HE TAKES COCAINE SO HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY DIE AND HE'S SAD AND HIS LIFE IS AGONYZING AND HE FEELS THE PAIN AND YES.
Sell Mario's hammer to myself, then use it to bludgeon him and take his shoes.
BILLY MAYS: 5
YOU BUY ALL OF MARIO'S HAMMER BUT HE'S DEAD AND YOU GET IT FOR FREE SO YOU HIT HIM IN THE HEAD AND IT MAKES A FUNNY THUMPING NOISE AND YOU FEEL BETTER AND YOU TAKE HIS SHOES BUT YOU HAD THE SHOES ALREADY SO YOU GOT MORE SHOES YEAH.