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Total Members Voted: 6

[squidgen]

Cry about how there are better ways to get food. Ways that don't involve scaring children.

(3) You only manage to cry a single tear, and the elves can't understand you anyway.

Steal from the caravan. Run if they look like they see me.

You manage to snag three rope reed cloth bins, a strawberry wine barrel, and even a giant wombat in a cage!

Cry about how there are better ways to get food. Ways that don't involve scaring children.

I'm not doing it for food, you idiot!
Shake this tree-hugger off of me, get into a better spot closer to their village

(1) You don't manage to shake him off, but you do roll closer to the village, but stop when you run into an elf.

"Stop wrestling and give me a hand, this thing is biting me!"

Stab Hoary Marmot with Iron Dagger. Or if being under the dead dwarf means I cant then shove the dwarf off me instead.

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Joben GooglyGook, M
Silver Dagger
*Iron Dagger*
Iron Dagger

You easily get out from under the dwarf corpse and (3) Stab the hoary marmot in the leg!


[5] the hoary marmot shakes you around by the leg! You are lightly bleeding

[5] the elf kicks both Tralii and Kegwillen, and they are flung into a nearby tree!

[Coolrune206]

I'll be joinin', ye fellas!

 Male Koblold, Name= Orish Goblonesh, Copperrune.

Biography= STEAL STUFF FROM PEOPLE. STEAAAAL

Either add me to the game or waitlist me

[squidgen]

Okay, you are added to the waitlist.

[Coolrune206]

Alright guys! Die soon so I can join!

[Joben]

Stab the marmot in the upper body with my iron dagger.

[Nirur Torir]

Beg the elves not to kill me. Look longingly at food, if any have any.

[Lukeinator]

Strangle an elf that is far away from the others.

[kj1225]

Steal more then sneak back to our home.

[mastahcheese]

Pull out my knife and threaten to kill the kid if I don't get a cart full of loot.

This is called diplomacy.

[kj1225]

No. It's called stupid and dangerous.

[mastahcheese]

No. It's called stupid and dangerous.

And this is different how?

[kj1225]

U gon die.

[squidgen]

Stab the marmot in the upper body with my iron dagger.

(6) You stab the marmot, and it explodes, blinding you with various bits of marmot!

Beg the elves not to kill me. Look longingly at food, if any have any.

(4) They find you kind of cute, and don't try to kill you. They still don't understand googlygook though.

Strangle an elf that is far away from the others.

(4) You do so, and it passes out

Steal more then sneak back to our home.

(1) You have a wonderful idea! Why not steal the entire caravan? You jump on the horse pulling it, but it refuses to budge. Oh, and all the elves see you.

Pull out my knife and threaten to kill the kid if I don't get a cart full of loot.

This is called diplomacy.

(5) Even though elves STILL don't speak googlygook you get the message across. They give you lots and lots of wooden figurines. They go to get more, but forget you still have the kid. Morons.

[kj1225]

Run!

[Nirur Torir]

Make plaintive gestures towards what looks like food while telling about my people's hunger, with as much sadness in my voice as I can. ((If we have completely different emotional vocal inflections, I might have to try the universal translator: Fermented fruit or grain juice.))