You are a Kobold from the grand cave of *insert kobold googlygook here*. Unfortunately, it has fallen on hard times, and kobolds are starving. The Council of Kobolds has decided to take a desperate action. That's where you come in.
Welcome to my first RTD ever, Roll to Kobold! It takes place in the Dwarf Fortress universe, and you play as adorable little kolbolds. However, your cave has run out of food and other supplies, so theives have been sent out to err... "recover" some. But first, a few rules.
1. Standard RTD rolls apply
1= Epic Failure
2= Failure
3= Your action kind of works
4= Succsess
5= Epic Succsess
6= Overshoot
2. Kobolds are not magical beings. In fact, they hate magic. No magic allowed
3.No utterly imposible actions. You can't eat a dragon in one bite, because you are realy small. You can, however cut a dragon into little bite-sized chunks and eat those.
4. You will start out sneaking. Successfully sneaking will give a +1 to any actions involving stealth. If you are spotted, you must use a turn to sneak again, and you can't be in view of anyone.
5. 5 theives will be active at any one time. The rest will be put on a wait list until someone (inevitably) dies
6. Remember, kobolds are squishy. Your goal is to get loot, and get out. Confrontations probably won't end well.
To sign up, you simply need your characters name, and gender. If you want to, you can make a bio as well. Your characters probably aren't long for the world anyway.
You will start with the clothes on your back, a large silver dagger, and of course a quantum backpack that can fit anything from ants to giant sperm whale corpses.
Waitlist
No more waitlist, just post your action. If you are not on a mission, there is plenty of stuff to do at your cave.
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