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Mountainhomes

3 (50%)

Necromancer Tower

0 (0%)

Dark Fortress

0 (0%)

Colossus Shrine

3 (50%)

Total Members Voted: 6

[squidgen]

You are a Kobold from the grand cave of *insert kobold googlygook here*. Unfortunately, it has fallen on hard times, and kobolds are starving. The Council of Kobolds has decided to take a desperate action. That's where you come in.


Welcome to my first RTD ever, Roll to Kobold! It takes place in the Dwarf Fortress universe, and you play as adorable little kolbolds. However, your cave has run out of food and other supplies, so theives have been sent out to err... "recover" some. But first, a few rules.

1. Standard RTD rolls apply
1= Epic Failure
2= Failure
3= Your action kind of works
4= Succsess
5= Epic Succsess
6= Overshoot

2. Kobolds are not magical beings. In fact, they hate magic. No magic allowed

3.No utterly imposible actions. You can't eat a dragon in one bite, because you are realy small. You can, however cut a dragon into little bite-sized chunks and eat those.

4. You will start out sneaking. Successfully sneaking will give a +1 to any actions involving stealth. If you are spotted, you must use a turn to sneak again, and you can't be in view of anyone.

5. 5 theives will be active at any one time. The rest will be put on a wait list until someone (inevitably) dies

6. Remember, kobolds are squishy. Your goal is to get loot, and get out. Confrontations probably won't end well.


To sign up, you simply need your characters name, and gender. If you want to, you can make a bio as well. Your characters probably aren't long for the world anyway.

You will start with the clothes on your back, a large silver dagger, and of course a quantum backpack that can fit anything from ants to giant sperm whale corpses.


Waitlist

No more waitlist, just post your action. If you are not on a mission, there is plenty of stuff to do at your cave.


Lootmasters

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kj1225

[kj1225]

Kyle Goblygook the male Kolbold is in!
I vote for number two because elves.

[squidgen]

Okay then let's get- oh. Only one person so far. Well, looks like the wait will be a bit longer then.

[Lukeinator]

Luke Gooklygob the male Kobold.
I vote dark fortress.

[Joben]

Joben GooglyGook
Male Kobold
One of the youngest of his brothers he seeks to prove himself to the elders.

I second the vote to target elves first.

[Nirur Torir]

Tralii Yiilh, male.
I vote the humans. Elves don't have enough to steal.

[mastahcheese]

Kregwillin Jecklesones
male
MountainHomes, because Yolo.

[squidgen]

Well, it looks like the first target will be the treehuggers then.


You have finally arrived at the Forest Retreat. Luckily, none of you were spotted by guards. However, the perforated dwarf corpses littering the site suggest that there may be unicorns nearby. The only things of note you can see are trees and a few elf children picking flowers nearby.

You can start posting actions now.

[mastahcheese]

Sneak up on the children

[kj1225]

Go hide in the trees.

[Nirur Torir]

Infiltrate elven society by playing with the children. I must try to look too cute to shoot on sight.

((Someone should try stealing the dwarf meat.))

[Joben]

Sneak over to dwarf corpses and examine them. Do they have equipment?

((Nirur, IIRC Kobolds won't eat sentient beings))

[squidgen]

I'm about to turn in for the night, so I'll do the first turn without Lukeinator. (Sorry)

Sneak up on the children

(4+1) You succsessfuly sneak over to the children, performing a bunch of awesome stealth-moves! To bad no one saw them

Go hide in the trees.

(4+1) You find a hole in one of the trees that is perfectly Kobold-sized, and hide in it.

Infiltrate elven society by playing with the children. I must try to look too cute to shoot on sight.

((Someone should try stealing the dwarf meat.))

(3) You walk over to the children, and they look at you strangely. You start drawing in the dirt with your tail, and they seem interested.

Sneak over to dwarf corpses and examine them. Do they have equipment?

(4) A nearby corpse has a large iron dagger studded with several low value gems.


I wasn't expecting so many good rolls

[kj1225]

Look for stuff I can steal.

[Lukeinator]

Loot gear off of the dwarves.