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[lawastooshort]

((Why does that sound like the two of you are going to masturbate at each other until one person 'wins'?))

((because you are a bad bad person? I honestly can't think of any other reason - both me and Toaster are rather better at puerile double entendres than that))

[Toaster]

Larry stares at the magazine for a couple more seconds, then shakes to attention.  "Two bucks each.  You can't get stuff like this anywhere else."

both me and Toaster are rather better at puerile double entendres than that))

*brofist*

[Harry Baldman]

Larry stares at the magazine for a couple more seconds, then shakes to attention.  "Two bucks each.  You can't get stuff like this anywhere else."

The pawnbroker doesn't dignify your attempt at haggling with a counter-offer.

"Where'd you get these, anyway? Haven't seen these anywhere. And how'd you fill the store with them?"

[Toaster]

"Where'd you get these, anyway? Haven't seen these anywhere. And how'd you fill the store with them?"

Larry snorts.  "You let me worry about supply, and I'll keep you hooked up.  Now you want them or not?"

[Harry Baldman]

Larry snorts.  "You let me worry about supply, and I'll keep you hooked up.  Now you want them or not?"

"Nah, you see, the problem I have here is this - you hand me a single mag and tell me it's great. And I can tell it's great. Then you show me that you're literally knee-deep in the stuff, and it all came suddenly from god only knows where. Let's say I buy them from you at 2 bucks a mag, and I have, like, a thousand. Or ten thousand. You admitted you've got even more in your possession, maybe a regular supply. Then the next day I find out you went through this exact same routine with half the pawn shops, porn stores and newsstands in the city, and I'm left here, wondering how I'm going to make that two to twenty grand back, pay for my utilities and feed my family this month. Yeah, until you tell me exactly what's up, I'm not buying anything."

[Toaster]

((Wait, how much money did we need again?))

[Harry Baldman]

((Wait, how much money did we need again?))

50 grand! Not unreasonable, I'd say.

[Toaster]

Larry gives the man a squint that he probably thought was shrewd.  "How about I sign a paper that gives you exclusive access to the material?"

[Harry Baldman]

Larry gives the man a squint that he probably thought was shrewd.  "How about I sign a paper that gives you exclusive access to the material?"

"That's pretty much the only way that's gonna work, yeah. My main question right now is how much volume you can get me per month? As much as you've got now, or more?"

[Toaster]

Larry looks around.  "Uhhh... yeah, this is a month."

[Harry Baldman]

Larry looks around.  "Uhhh... yeah, this is a month."

"Where do you get them?"

[Toaster]

Larry looks around.  "Uhhh... yeah, this is a month."

"Where do you get them?"

"Now who's the business man?  If I told you that, you... uh... might try to get them yourself?  Leave me out, ya know?  It's all legal, don't worry.  They're not hot.  Except for the boobs, heh heh."

[Harry Baldman]

"Now who's the business man?  If I told you that, you... uh... might try to get them yourself?  Leave me out, ya know?  It's all legal, don't worry.  They're not hot.  Except for the boobs, heh heh."

"Okay. 50 cents per mag."

[Toaster]

Larry's eyes narrowed.  "Hey now, you said a buck!"

[Harry Baldman]

Larry's eyes narrowed.  "Hey now, you said a buck!"

"That was before I saw that other mag you showed me. I suspect not all of them are sunshine and great boobs now."