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[Empiricist]

"As long as they're written and reasonably legible, its fine."

[mcclay]

Eric has a pretty nice breakfast with Marie and then notices she is passed out/transcended out existence/whateverthefuck and carries her back to the Inn.
"Alright this one is gonna need a room and why are all of you getting drunk and singing without me? This is a major betrayal of our trust and quite frankly I am hurt."

[kj1225]

"Then join in friend!"
Kyle continues the merry making.

[Projeck37]

The Pillow Pirate (whose name has not been asked...) keeps drinking from his X-labeled bottle. Seriously, how much is in that!?

[Xantalos]

Good nuff for me.
The youth goes and pins a poster on the wall, then walks out, presumably to go to another place.

[mcclay]

Good nuff for me.
The youth goes and pins a poster on the wall, then walks out, presumably to go to another place.

Eric picks up a bottle from anywhere and starts drinking while looking a the poster.

[Xantalos]

It seems to be an advertisement for 'capable persons with a knack for survival' to come to a newly-erected city for a job. It promises a literal ton of gold to the bounty hunter who completes the task.

[Projeck37]

"♫♫♪♫♪♪♫♫♪"
The Pillow Pirate is singing a tune, rather than actual lyrics.

[Empiricist]

"How should we handle possible barfights in the future?"

[Xantalos]

Obtain means of making people dead very quickly.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Between you, me, and my comrades, I believe we have it handled."

[Empiricist]

"Perhaps, but surely, this is not simply a matter of defeating the other parties as much as it is to evict them with the least time and force?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Aye, that should work."

[Xantalos]

Then have an automated telekinesis field in the place that lifts out troublemakers.

[Empiricist]

"I am not aware of anyone qualified to construct such a grand mystical contraption."