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[IamanElfCollaborator]

And somehow Corvander and Wendell are there.

[kj1225]

The populace do not notice. They are building a new stable after the newest Kyle summoned War's horse. There is an inn called the swaggering unicorn nearby.

[Xantalos]

All new Kyle's are horrible inbred bastards due to all the Kyle's being the same person.

[kj1225]

All new Kyle's are horrible inbred bastards due to all the Kyle's being the same person.

The thing is that needs sex to happen first. They don't have sex they just... appeared one day.

[Harbingerjm]

Meanwhile the Kyles have breed

All new Kyle's are horrible inbred bastards due to all the Kyle's being the same person.

The thing is that needs sex to happen first.

The horror.

[kj1225]

Also technically they all have completely different DNA so that would require them being related in the first place.

[Twi]

Detective!Camille makes drunken advances on her fellow inspector!

Robert staunchly refuses to take advantage of D!C!

...Detective!Camille makes hungover advances on her fellow inspector!

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Robert staunchly resists the moeness!

[Twi]

"Come on, Robert, I really like ya. EVEN through the splitting headache. We should go out on a date or something."

Now with more detective noire.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"It would not be gentlemanly."
Robert frowns.

[Twi]

"..Explain to me. What is so ungentlemanly about it?"

Inspector Camille (who's name may or may not be Petra) frowns right back.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"We have not courted, nor formally introduced ourselves. And this WAS born from you drunkenly flirting with me for reasons unknown."

Albrecht is nearby, just looking at Robert like he's being an absolute idiot.

And Laf!Medea is STILL trying to avoid reprogramming.

[Twi]

"Well then, let's start courtin', Mr. Dick. And I was talkin' to you about forensics and stuff, but I think you weren't listenin', and shame on you for it."
((Have an accent or something. ))

Meanwhile,, c!Camille apparently DOES NOT GET TIRED. Or rather, has little robots to do the chasing for her while she slept.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Well then, let's start courtin', Mr. Dick. And I was talkin' to you about forensics and stuff, but I think you weren't listenin', and shame on you for it."
((Have an accent or something. ))

"As you were referring to rather....unseemly parts in ze conversation, I doubt it was about forensics. And I could not help it, as you WERE somewhat slurring on ze words."

[Twi]

Detective!Camille motions to her horns.

"Listen, boya. Quit bein' dumb. When a lovely gal gets plastered and hits on you, you should at least have the courtesy to hit on her back. And if she's still hittin' on ya when her headache's splittin' her body, then maybe you have somethin'."