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[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Not where I'm from. Where I'm from, ze people have ze courtesy not to hit on women when drunk, nor to zake advantage of zhem. Zat would be too unseemly and seen as impolite."

[Xantalos]

"Not where I'm from. Where I'm from, ze people have ze courtesy not to hit on women when drunk, nor to zake advantage of zhem. Zat would be too unseemly and seen as impolite."

AND A RAPIST, yells a passing old person.

[Twi]

Detective!Camille ponders this for a moment, then dopeslaps Robert.
"Baloney! I LIKE YOU. STOP COMPLAININ'."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Robert looks confused. Albrecht, Laf!Medea, Gaston, Wikus AND Harbinger all simultaneously facepalm.

((Apparently D!Camille/Petra/Whatever has a liking for oblivious French guys.))

[Twi]

Robert looks confused. Albrecht, Laf!Medea, Gaston, Wikus AND Harbinger all simultaneously facepalm.

((Apparently D!Camille/Petra/Whatever has a liking for oblivious French detectives.))

((FTFY))
The facepalms ring out.

Detective!Camille also facepalms.

"I am in a bad mood, Robert Valjean. Now come along quietly."

She drags him off to work because it's 'take your boyfriend/date/hostage to work' day.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Robert desperately tries to scrabble away. Gaston and Albrecht just laugh at him.

[Twi]

((Fun fact: Camille is supposed to be mildly French. ))

((Also, I declare this one's name to be Miranda Leblanc. Because why not~ :3 ))

"No scrammin' for you, boya!"
Miranda DENIES the scrabbling.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((Fun fact: Camille is supposed to be mildly French. ))

((Also, I declare this one's name to be Miranda Leblanc. Because why not~ :3 ))

"No scrammin' for you, boya!"
Miranda DENIES the scrabbling.

((The Leblanc didn't quite make it french enough?))
And Robert is promptly pulled in the opposite direction by Gaston and Albrecht.

[Twi]

"Nooooo quit stealin' my date! HORSEFEATHERS!"
Robert is now in the middle of a tug of war. HUZZAH.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Robert just has a look of complete confusion.

Then Gaston throws a kitten at Miranda to distract her!

Cue Albrecht and Gaston dragging Robert away! Wee~

[Twi]

Miranda is still latched onto Robert because she's oblivious to moe.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Wait what.

Miranda is then suddenly in a bear hug by Harbinger, who pulls her off Robert as they try to run to the nearest Knightmare Frame!
"Run!

No hell hath more fury than a woman scorned, young ones!"

[Twi]

"Get off of me, you stupid crow-thing!"

Miranda manages to tear herself free of Harbinger and chases Robert and co.

And then before they can do much, she jumps and rams herself into said Knightmare Frame hard enough to knock the bloody thing over.

She can be seen in the ensuing dust cloud, panting and standing almost hunched over, almost crouched.

"You want to run some more?"

Mary, Marie, and LaF!Maria facepalm.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

The Frame seems to be...empty?!
Whe Miranda looks around though... another Frame flies off with Robert, Gaston, and Albrecht in it.

Harbinger chuckles.

[Twi]

"....HORSEFEATHERS."

Miranda falls over.

"That was an impressive show of strength, though." Or so LaF!Maria aka everyone's favorite robot Hospitallar comments.