Bartimaeus swiftly backs away from the tendril, shapeshifting into a carbon copy of Alucard.
"I said I was sorry!" Alucard!Bartimaeus says, perfectly impersonating Alucard's deep and sinister voice.
The training dummy lunged forward with it's razor sharp axe in hand, releasing a burst of air as it thrusted with ludicrous speed. HILDA simply held her sword in front of her, easily blocking the axe. A moment later a spinning cyclone of wind circled the area of the block, blowing pieces of straw away through the dim-lighted training room.
"Have withstood pain to bake many cookies." she continued the incation, staring intently into the training dummy's buttoned eyes. The dummy clenched it's teeth, grunting as his axe perilously held against the strong glowing azure blade of HILDA's sword. An indifferent emotion spread across HILDA's eyes as she continued,
"Yet those hands will never bake anything." she recited, her hair flying back due to the immense power of the winds created by the touching blades. The training dummy looked up to HILDA with hate in it's jet black eyes and sent it's fabric shoe towards her leg. The dummy's grey shoe hit her leg without so much as a scratch.
"So, as I pray--"
"UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS!" she bellowed, unleashing a massive disk of fire around her. The training dummy becomes enveloped inside this fire, suddenly finding itself inside an unknown dimension--a dimension of dusty rolling hills and sanguine skies, littered with intricate swords stuck into the ground as well as cookies scattered throughout the surface. The dummy, unable to take any more of the horror, took his own axe and brought it quick upon his own neck, cutting his own head clean off.
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<And that's my anime!> HILDA thought with a grin after broadcasting the scene to everyone via the bracelet server.