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[kj1225]

Aedan mentally winces.
<I may know some fertility gods and you know... I ask stuff about my friends...>

[RangerCado]

<...If she is sterile, no one tell her. Because we do not want Selina to find out she can't birth a child. She had... er... plans...> Conny shuts up now.

[Empiricist]

<...You could just use magic to allow her to still procreate with one or all of her love interests...>

[RangerCado]

<You mean turn one of them into a futanari?>

((Brb, 15 minutes))

[kj1225]

<Don't worry. We can pull some strings, get people's DNA completely rewritten from scratch. It will be easy. However We are going to need someone who wouldn't mind giving up their fertility... That's going to be a bit of a road block now that I think of it...>

<I'll give up mines.>

<Never mind then.>

[Empiricist]

<I don't want to know what that means, do I? What I meant was, extract genetic material and synthesize a child from it.>

[RangerCado]

<A futanari is a girl with both parts if what I read on wikipedia is true. And Selina's plan is... well... different to say the least. And Aedan, just no.>

[Empiricist]

<I don't think such measures are required.>

[kj1225]

<Hey, just throwing the option out there. Or if you want it the boring way we, that is to say you, Conny, could just fix it.>
Aedan mentally laughs.

[Empiricist]

<If all else fails, Selina could try drawing children and specifying their DNA.>

[GreatWyrmGold]

"No, I'm a woman on her period whos had enough drama today!"

<The typical fae monthlong period...>
<Living dangerously, are we?>
<Says the pot to the kettle.>

<But she told me a long while back that she could basically switch between being fertile and non-fertile at will. Unless she switched between the two recently there's no reason for her to have ovulated recently.>

<Actually, that explains a lot.>

<Just deal with it for a few days. Most of us are women anyway!> Conny is miffed.

<I'm a superior kind of woman. I don't have to worry about that kind of stuff.>
<What's a period?>
<What, you didn't glean knowledge of the birds and bees from Nuriel?>
<Nuriel doesn't know anything about birds or bees. Or anything.>
<I know more than you. And hey!>

<*sigh* It's a fluctuation in hormone levels, it is not some sort of small-scale recreation of the Book of Revelations.>

<If you need something to compare it to-->
Will, Angel, and presumably many other characters respond to this in the negative.

Aedan mentally winces.
<I may know some fertility gods and you know... I ask stuff about my friends...>

<Fertility gods? We might want to keep them from...well, everyone except Angel, Kyle, Keith, and myself.>
<And me. And Sen.>
<...And those two sneaky guys.>
<...>
<...>

<If all else fails, Selina could try drawing children and specifying their DNA.>

<Or adopt Angel.>

[wolfchild]

How did this conversation get onto this?

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((GODDAMMIT I JUST WOKE UP I HATE YOU ALL))

[Empiricist]

<I have no idea.>

[Sanure]

Sen sneezes and knocks on the door again, "Are the not in?"
<More likely they're having fun ignoring you...> Sen ignores Hyoma as usual.