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Yea, you stink as a GM!

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No, this game looks.... Okay....

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This is the option for me because I dunno

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YOU DIDN'T UPDATE IN FOREVER BLARGH!!!

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Total Members Voted: 2

Voting closed: November 04, 2013, 05:16:50 pm

[Coolrune206]

Respawn as a meteor

6: YOU ARE THE ULTIMATELY TERRIFYING METEOR! However, you seem to have spawned INSIDE the MOON?!

With all the ores dealt with, Practice Miner FU, Request steel pickaxe and some armour

4: You practice MinerFu, Then request the steel pickaxe.

With all the ores dealt with, Practice Miner FU, Request steel pickaxe and some armour

Fulfill request, smoke up my forges

5: You make a masterful steel pick! And you get lung cancer! Every turn we will roll to see if something bad happens...
[3]: You have a coughing fit, but that's all.

Me: Try to airate the forges
4: You do so, and the air is clear!

[Dorsidwarf]

Mentally control the inhabitants of the moon.

Start playing Slaves to Meteor: God of Rock: Chapter II: Moon Fortress

[mastahcheese]

Send the pick down to wolfchild, and smelt some more junk. Also, invent cigars.

[wolfchild]

Thank mastahchheese, Invent Nicotene patches for our suffering smith

[Coolrune206]

Thank mastahchheese, Invent Nicotene patches for our suffering smith

6: You thank him and toss him some patches. Unfortunately, he starts getting addicted to them.

Send the pick down to wolfchild, and smelt some more junk. Also, invent cigars.

1: You chuck it down at her, and it strikes her in the arm! It's bleeding!

Mentally control the inhabitants of the moon.
Start playing Slaves to Meteor: God of Rock: Chapter II: Moon Fortress

4: You turn into a small human, and are inside a simulated environment! There's alot of trees here! You see something on the wall saying "WOODEN TRAINING AXE" With said item below it. There's an empty slot saying "-WOODEN CHAIR-". What do you do?

Me: Start creating screw pumps to pump lava up
5: You have half of them done

[mastahcheese]

Slap on patches like no tomorrow, go crazy, apologize for bleeding arms, throw down patches to patch it up.

[Coolrune206]

Wait... I forgot to roll for lung cancer...
1: Looks like you're in a horrible coughing fit, and can't breathe! You'll die in 1 turn if not helped!

[wolfchild]

Ignore wound, I'm fine, walk it off, Use the forge bellows to provide mastahcheese with oxygen, that'll work right?

[Coolrune206]

Me dunnos, that's for the dice to decide 

[mastahcheese]

Dwarves have invented the iron lung to cure their blacksmiths of lung cancer.
Seems legit.

[Coolrune206]

Ignore wound, I'm fine, walk it off, Use the forge bellows to provide mastahcheese with oxygen, that'll work right?

4: It was working fine, then it started shooting out magma! You managed to pull it away before it killed him with magma, but you need an alternate source of oxygen now. Maybe Dorsid or coolrune can help?

Me: Finish the magma pump
3: It's done, but you hear a scream of agony from above. You rush up and see mastahcheese writhing on the floor, and wolfchild glaring at you.

LUNG CANCER MASTAHCHEESE ATTACK: 5: You're getting slightly better, 2 more fives and it's gone! A six will remove a 5.

[Dorsidwarf]

Begin farming in my game of Moon Fortress

[wolfchild]

Make Coolrune perform dwarven cpr

[Coolrune206]

Make Coolrune perform dwarven cpr

Hey, no way! You can't rule me! But what I WILL do is... Umm...

... Ummm...

... SHUT UP I'M THINKING...

... Aha! I know!

Pick up a steel ingot, pound it around until it looks like a complex system of pipes, and push into the bit at the top. Which pumps air in from 5 different entrances into the exit, which will be into Mastah's mouth. "BREATHE, YOU FOOL"

[mastahcheese]

Perform CPR on coolrune!