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Yea, you stink as a GM!

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No, this game looks.... Okay....

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This is the option for me because I dunno

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YOU DIDN'T UPDATE IN FOREVER BLARGH!!!

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Total Members Voted: 2

Voting closed: November 04, 2013, 05:16:50 pm

[Coolrune206]

Perform CPR on coolrune!

1: You're still unconscious!

Make Coolrune perform dwarven cpr

Hey, no way! You can't rule me! But what I WILL do is... Umm...

... Ummm...

... SHUT UP I'M THINKING...

... Aha! I know!

Pick up a steel ingot, pound it around until it looks like a complex system of pipes, and push into the bit at the top. Which pumps air in from 5 different entrances into the exit, which will be into Mastah's mouth. "BREATHE, YOU FOOL"

4: You do so, and he starts to recover.

Begin farming in my game of Moon Fortress

5: Yay, you have some Plump Moons!

Make Coolrune perform dwarven cpr

4: He's already done it, so you just sit down and relax as mastahcheese gets better

Mastahcheese's cancer! 6: He's fully better now!

Everyone, calm down, I have an announcement... This just has become boring... and I don't really want to update this thing anymore... So I'm probably going to turn this into a god game really soon, just creating a civ then helping it progress. I know you guys might be sorta angry, but it's just what will happen :/ I'm sorry if any of you decide to leave...

[Dorsidwarf]

Dig a well in my game of HF

[Coolrune206]

... Hmmm... How do I change the title of the thread to be something more god-game-like...

[Dorsidwarf]

Edit the OP, change title bar at top.

[Coolrune206]

The OP?

NVM, fixed.

[Dorsidwarf]

Is it even really a roll to god game anymore?

[Coolrune206]

That's what it's going to become as soon as I think of how to start it

[Dorsidwarf]

It was a roll 2 god game for a while, then it progressed into a dwarf fortress game.

Then I died, became a meteor in the moon, and started playing Moon Fortress with the humans. Who inhabit only the moon. Yay logic.

[Coolrune206]

You see the world as it is now is inferior, and troubled by endless wars of chaos and savagery. You ascend to the sky as gods to put an end to this, but only succeed in destroying the world. You must create a new world, parent civilizations, urge them to war and peace, and conquer the globe.

You will have 3 aspects for the forming of land and what godly powers you can use to aid your civilization. Here are the aspects. TWO GODS CANNOT HAVE THE SAME ASPECT!!! YOU CAN ALSO NOT CONTROL OPPOSITE ASPECTS, LIKE EARTH AND SKY, EARTH AND WATER, LIFE AND DEATH, PRETTY MUCH YOU CAN ONLY TAKE 1 FROM EACH ROW.

Earth - Water - Sky

Life - Death

Fire - Plants

Heat - Cold

Rock - Magma - ore

Light - Dark

Love - Hate - Peace

Riches - Poverty

Force - Time

Lightning - Rain

Clouds - Trees
Say your 3 most preferred, then your 3 next preferred, because I will roll to decide who gets what if there is a problem.

I will take....

Earth, Magma, Life.

Rune, The first god of Creation.

(Next 3 Preferred= Heat, Plants, Light)

[poketwo]

I come out of mucking nowhere and take Fire Death, and sky.

next prefered: dark, cold, and rock.

[Dorsidwarf]

Rock, cold and dark for the Meteor God please.

[Coolrune206]

Wolfchild! Get over hereee!

[mastahcheese]

Why the heck are Earth, Water, and Sky all opposed?
Even read Greek mythology? Poseidon has ALL THREE.

Whatever, Sky, Cold, Dark.
Or Water, Plants, Magma.

[Dorsidwarf]

I come out of mucking nowhere and take Fire Death, and sky.

next prefered: dark, cold, and rock.

Oi! Don't be trying to steal the meteor god's skills!

[Coolrune206]

Rune, the first god of creation, is sitting at a large table, moving a bishop. Dorsid, sitting on the other side, screams "CHECKMAAAATE" And moves his bishop. Rune swears. He waves his hand over the table. "Let's have some fun playing a god ga-" Poketwo bursts in out of mucking nowhere and screams "I AM THE GOD OF FIRE DEATH AND SKY WE SHALL PLAY THIS GOD GAME NOW-" Mastahcheese looks up from where he's typing the response to (Illustrated) roll to dwarf and says "Hey, I'm the god of sky!" They get in a fight over who's the god of sky.... In the end, mastahcheese lies defeated on the floor. (6-3, in poketwo's favor) He says... "Fine... I'm the god of water, cold, and da-" "NOOOOO!" Screams dorsid, "I AM THE GOD OF COLD AND DARK!" Coolrune206 facepalms as they get in a slapfight. In the end, mastahcheese claims cold, and dorsid claims dark.  Looks like dorsid needs to choose a new aspect! And not one already claimed.

Dorsid- Dark, Rock, (Blank)
Mastah- Cold, Water, Plant.
Poketwo- Sky, Fire, Death.
Rune- Magma, Earth, Life