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[GreatWyrmGold]

That was a hilarious turn.

[piecewise]

Toast speed:4
Tsuchi speed:3

Oh man, failure ahoy.  Maybe if I had done the math right on that one.


51,14 thinking of Tsuchi.  If this fails, raygun him.

4/6 pool

Gear:
Armor Vest
Targeting Helmet
Googie Ray Gun

Effects:
Lava Orbiting orbs [10]

EDIT- I also must have misread what Empower does.

2+2
Rolled:3
A burst of electricity sizzles into being directly in front of you, a crackling wall of purplish electricity arcing between points of empty air. Then it vanishes.

(Remember, one action per turn unless it's a compound action, like before.)

6,29 why not

2+3
rolled:7

Seven small orbs of pure electricity appear and hover above your head.





ONE POOL BACK


ACT!

[Toaster]

Raygun him, damn it!

3/6 pool

Gear:
Armor Vest
Targeting Helmet
Googie Ray Gun

Effects:
Lava Orbiting orbs [10]

[Tsuchigumo550]

Hopefully, that's the words I was looking for. If so, SEND THE ELECTRIC VENGEANCE! If not, watch them float.

[piecewise]

Raygun him, damn it!

3/6 pool

Gear:
Armor Vest
Targeting Helmet
Googie Ray Gun

Effects:
Lava Orbiting orbs [10]

Hopefully, that's the words I was looking for. If so, SEND THE ELECTRIC VENGEANCE! If not, watch them float.

[toast speed:2]
[Tsuchi:1]
[toast dex:-1! CRITICAL FAILURE!]
[End:1]
PFFT
Toaster holds his raygun up, aims carefully and fires. Unfortunately the strange shape of the gun seems to have confused him, because he's holding it backwards. He puts a laser blast straight through his own chest, blowing a burst of boiling red blood and sparkling green plasma out through his right shoulder blade. His metal armor does little to stop the shot, though it at least stops him from putting it straight through his heart.  He gurgles out a  blood choked gasp and falls to his knees, rapidly bleeding to death.

Hopefully, that's the words I was looking for. If so, SEND THE ELECTRIC VENGEANCE! If not, watch them float.

[Dex:T5R2]
The spray of electric orbs, which you decided to fire all at once rather then one at a time, manages to strike everything except the critically injured toaster.



I like how this battle is resolving itself in such a way that you are both basically the source of your own injuries. Tsuchi's own bomb injured him and Toaster just capped himself. Ah, dramatic irony.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Mumble to the guy who just shot himself, as the guy who spawned a massive powder keg and took a smoke break next to it.
"Mage college, man. "It'll be fun", they said. "It'll be useful!" they said. Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em so much."
10,8,30.

((I'm assuming those are the ones I have left, I know I've got a copy of each of these words left though, so if I'm an idiot, idiot-proof my post please.))

[Toaster]

Uh.

I don't think I have a way out of that one, but I'll have to double check the list.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Big Cloth", then bandage yourself?

Or maybe make a nail out of something, inscribe that word into it, and turn your body into that material?

[Toaster]

The catch is the limited word bank, which I didn't exactly set up with this in mind.  But it's worth a shot!  The other option is just to try to CFl₃ him.

Hmm.. I could just use my gun, but it might turn me into a Raygun Gothic human with a hole in his chest.

9,31.  Carve 10 on it and stuff it in the gaping chest wound, hoping to turn myself into the 9/10 element.  Failing that, 47/48/49,60 looking at Tsuchi.  Whichever of the 4X ones I haven't used.

This might have Side Effects and Consequences.

[piecewise]

Toaster speed:3
Tsuchi speed:0 CRITICAL DERP

Tsuchi forgets how to move for this turn! OH DEAR

The catch is the limited word bank, which I didn't exactly set up with this in mind.  But it's worth a shot!  The other option is just to try to CFl₃ him.

Hmm.. I could just use my gun, but it might turn me into a Raygun Gothic human with a hole in his chest.

9,31.  Carve 10 on it and stuff it in the gaping chest wound, hoping to turn myself into the 9/10 element.  Failing that, 47/48/49,60 looking at Tsuchi.  Whichever of the 4X ones I haven't used.

This might have Side Effects and Consequences.

Hmm.

3+1

Rolled:8
You summon a rare earth shield!

You crawl over to it and scratch "Rare earth magnet" into it.  Before jamming the edge of it into your chest wound.

T3R6

Toaster's body, from the neck down, transforms from flesh into rare earth magnet! YAY! He's No longer bleeding! YAY!, If he takes that shield away from his wound he'll change back!

Not yay.

[Toaster]

Better than dead!

Hmm, indeed.  I'm guessing all my gear is stuck to me now.

47/48/49,60 looking at Tsuchi.  Whichever of the 4X ones I haven't used.  Failing that, just go give him a hug and let my orbiting orbs finish him.

[piecewise]

TSUCHI!

ACT!

CAT!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Pet the cat! PET THE CAT!

[Toaster]

Yeah, summon Explosive Steel Cats- they'll fly at me and explode!

[Tsuchigumo550]

10,8,30. , like I tried before failing to move.