Turn 5Dive overboard. Clearly, this asshole who just dropped in is at fault. At least underwater I'll be slightly safer.
[5] - Lurf dives for the edge of the ship.
“He’s making a break for it, folks!”
Captain Gunbeard fires a few shots, but misses, instead hitting an unfortunate fan. “Looks like someone’s going home with a souvenir!” (The woman didn’t survive.)
As he splashes into the water, his Shark Hands keep him afloat. Lurf notices Wisteria bobbing up from the water beside him. She grabs onto his Shark Hands to keep afloat.
Turn the cannon and fire it at Gunbeard!
[2] - You turn the cannon and fire… [Luck: 5] nothing because some careless merchant has stolen the cannonballs to summon the forth the Eternal Cannon. At least you weren’t horribly burned in a fire, am I right?
"ERROR, structural integrity at bare minimum to sustain life. Maintenance personnel is required. Now running survival protocols."
While gunbeard is busy with Lurf; attempt to return back to the merchant ship. Once there, actually get somewhere safe for once, and look for something to repair myself with.
[6] - Well done, Mr. Tiny! You’ve successfully managed to leave the ship! Hooray!
But, now, the real horrors start for him.
You see, Tiny isn’t just any sort of robotic man. He’s a robotic man with a plan. And that plan is to fan that tin can of this tan, bran, LAN man. [Luck: 3] This, of course, does nothing, but he picks up a distinct taste for terrible rhymes.
Status Gained - Circuit Nit Wit: -1 to non-rhyming actions next Round.Watch the match and be ready to bury the loser.
[1] - Well, it’s hard to bury a loser if that loser jumps overboard. Luckily for you, Sir Nautingham is the next best thing to the loser in that match! I mean, he was shot, after all, right?
[Luck: 2] As luck would have it, Sir Nautingham isn’t too impressed by that. “Oy, what’re ya doin’, lad?” [Dodge: 2] You take a fist right to the face. Ow. Rude.
-1 HP"Such a nice gentleman! Wisteria gurgled appreciatively as she bobbed peacefully among the waves now that the whirlpool had subsided. She had always known it was good to be prepared for anything, so swimming lessons had been an obligatory class once she learned she'd be traveling by boat. Sadly the water was quite cold and dull compared to the blistering hot excitement going on on deck. Thus Wisteria set out to remedy this situation immediately.
"Ah~! So cold and watery! But this is the ocean after all... I wonder if I'll see some sharks? Or a whale! I would like to see a whale very much! I wonder what's going on back on the boat! I want to see! This is the best cruise ever and I'm so glad father was able to pay for it!" Wisteria declares through sea salt. She does her best to find a way back onto the boat as quickly as possible!
[2] - Wisteria takes this time to practice her climbing skills. She gets a good hold on to the ship, when suddenly, a rather big wrestler’s foot smacks her right on the noggin.
[Luck: 5] She isn’t hurt, but she falls off the ship, splashing into the water. She barely gets some words out about how exciting that was. She emerges to the surface where she notices Lurf floating with his Shark Hands.
“Ooo,” she gurgles into the water, before swimming and grabbing onto them for balance. “Slippery!”
Captain Gunbeard [3] - Captain Gunbeard takes a shot at Sir Nautingham! [Aim: 1] “That shot wasn’t even CLOSE!” The crowd laughs at him, only making the pirate captain angrier.
Captain Gunbeard points a finger at the Announcer Man. “You’re next.”
Status:Lalasa
HP: 6
Items:
Shiny Spyglass: Unknown Effect
Skills:
Exploring: +1 to explore, +1 to trap avoidance
Pancaek
HP: 1
Items:
None
Skills:
Explosions Aficionado: +1 to explosives
Harry Baldman
HP: 1
Items:
Shark Hands: These trophies mark your victory over the Thuraxian Shark Brothers. Your attacks deal double damage, and your grabs are twice as strong!
Skills:
Double Win: Double pinning now only requires a single roll!
Wrestlemaniac: +1 to wrestling
kj1225
HP: 6
Items:
Walking Cane
Skills:
Medicine: +1 to medical
JackoftheBox
HP: 5
Items:
None
Skills:
Death Dealer: +1 to death dealings
Obscurator: +1 to random knowledge