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[Larix]

I have _two_ artefact leather thongs in one of my forts. One is possibly one of the cheapest artefacts possible - a wolverine leather thong using just that one hide as material. Consequently, it has only a single (wolverine leather) decoration, giving it a total value of 1.800. But that decoration is a picture of a wolf leather tunic, named "The Creepy Admirer". Yikes.
The other is a kangaroo pouch - i mean thong - with emerald and diorite spikes, bearing the name "Strapssqueezed". How is the craftsdwarfship on this thing supposed to be of the highest quality, when it's apparently a very poor fit?

[Loud Whispers]

I dare someone to draw this.

Stupid Sexy Urist...

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hard to draw so many small details while laughing.

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And the general said: GET ME MY RED CLOAK.
The recruit asked: why?
And the general said: SO THE ENEMY WON'T SEE ME BLEED
The recruit thought he was so brave.
And then the general said: GET ME MY CAVE FISH LEATHER THONG

[acetech09]

The magician claps his hands and WHAM! the wambler disappears.
The audience applauded.
"For my next trick... hmm... yes. You there. Just give me that thong and about 20 minutes."

[wierd]

Look, any thong that "menaces with spikes of wood", I don't want to be anywhere near, ok?

[acetech09]

Yes you do.

[Spacespinner]

A fort I'm participating in has half the artifacts depicting the artifact thong created as the first artifact of the fort. Must be a hell of a thong.

[WanderingKid]

Apparently your thong has gotten around, everyone knows it.  It's from the wild dwarven org.... errr... parties at the statue garden.

[Spacespinner]

Apparently your thong has gotten around, everyone knows it.  It's from the wild dwarven org.... errr... parties at the statue garden.

*Urist cancels run from troll: Attending party*

[Yerv]

Apparently your thong has gotten around, everyone knows it.  It's from the wild dwarven org.... errr... parties at the statue garden.

*Urist cancels run from troll: Attending party*

*Troll cancels chase after Urist: Attending party*

[Spacespinner]

Apparently your thong has gotten around, everyone knows it.  It's from the wild dwarven org.... errr... parties at the statue garden.

*Urist cancels run from troll: Attending party*

*Troll cancels chase after Urist: Attending party*

Explains why the troll lost his thong...

I'm a bad person aren't I.

[WanderingKid]

Apparently your thong has gotten around, everyone knows it.  It's from the wild dwarven org.... errr... parties at the statue garden.

*Urist cancels run from troll: Attending party*

*Troll cancels chase after Urist: Attending party*

*Urist Seeks Equipment: Thong.  Troll at party*

[Yerv]

Apparently your thong has gotten around, everyone knows it.  It's from the wild dwarven org.... errr... parties at the statue garden.

*Urist cancels run from troll: Attending party*

*Troll cancels chase after Urist: Attending party*

Explains why the troll lost his thong...

I'm a bad person aren't I.

What makes it a he? I heard troll women enjoy dwarf "parties" a lot, and oddly, many troll children grow beards and are lacking in height.

[Spacespinner]

Apparently your thong has gotten around, everyone knows it.  It's from the wild dwarven org.... errr... parties at the statue garden.

*Urist cancels run from troll: Attending party*

*Troll cancels chase after Urist: Attending party*

Explains why the troll lost his thong...

I'm a bad person aren't I.

What makes it a he? I heard troll women enjoy dwarf "parties" a lot, and oddly, many troll children grow beards and are lacking in height.

*The troll child Urist Nim was born*

[Yerv]

Apparently your thong has gotten around, everyone knows it.  It's from the wild dwarven org.... errr... parties at the statue garden.

*Urist cancels run from troll: Attending party*

*Troll cancels chase after Urist: Attending party*

Explains why the troll lost his thong...

I'm a bad person aren't I.

What makes it a he? I heard troll women enjoy dwarf "parties" a lot, and oddly, many troll children grow beards and are lacking in height.

*The troll child Urist Nim was born*

Someone needs to mod this in now!

[Spacespinner]

Apparently your thong has gotten around, everyone knows it.  It's from the wild dwarven org.... errr... parties at the statue garden.

*Urist cancels run from troll: Attending party*

*Troll cancels chase after Urist: Attending party*

Explains why the troll lost his thong...

I'm a bad person aren't I.

What makes it a he? I heard troll women enjoy dwarf "parties" a lot, and oddly, many troll children grow beards and are lacking in height.

*The troll child Urist Nim was born*

Someone needs to mod this in now!

Once I would of found this strange. Then I found DF.