Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[WanderingKid]

There is so much wrong here, it's almost too much.



Let's start with basics.  If you're going to call your thong "The Familial Tar", I feel really bad for your children... and I don't want to know how you're gluing them to you.

Now, alright, I can see menacing with spikes of fish leather... but the marble and palm MIGHT be a bit much on your undies.  Also, love the imagery.  Ropes, serpents... was something on your mind there, little dwarf?  Compensating, perhaps?

[Gentlefish]

Don't forget the thong reeks of fish. _{Too much?}

[Xantalos]

Truly the second best thong ever.
The best are elfskin thongs. So smooth!

[Yerv]

What I want to know is, why the hell is there an artifact/named rope?

[Larix]

Image of a serpent demon, o my...

It's also a nice touch that the image of the artefact rope reed fibre rope was itself executed in rope reed fibre.

Artefact ropes are completely normal outcomes of clothier's workshop moods - those can produce any item of clothing _or_ ropes or bags. Your dwarfs will happily use artefact bags to store various baggable items but seem to have trouble actually using them. I have a 'black sand bag' sitting around somewhere that the drunks don't want to use for glassmaking - it's too sacred for such profane uses, but apparently not too sacred to shovel sand into it in the first place.

[fricy]

Don't forget the thong reeks of fish. _{Too much?}

Came here to make the very same comment, but... from a Pufferfish? I can't beat that. 

[ORCACommander]

Thur Koman "The Universes of Spreading" a pig tail fiber thong


This is a pig tail fiber thong.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.  It is decorated with pig tail fiber and encircled with bands of rectangular diorite cabochons, donkey bone and cushion basalt cabochons.  It is made from pig tail fiber cloth.  This object menaces with spikes of cherry opal, diorite and red spinel.  On the item is an  image of table cut gems in olivine. 
 

although i admit your serpent man and rope imagery out do mine

[Noobazzah]

The real question here is: on which side of the leather are those spikes sticking out? I mean, you might be dealing with a degenerate of some sorts.

[acetech09]

you might be dealing with a degenerate of some sorts.

That doesn't narrow it down much... these are DF dwarves we're talking about.

[Mageziya]

I dare someone to draw this.

[acetech09]

I dare someone to draw this.

My GF is a graphic designer, and I've been trying to introduce her to dwarf fortress... this is a great place to start 

[Blastbeard]

I dare someone to draw this.

Stupid Sexy Urist...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

hard to draw so many small details while laughing.

[Maw]

you might be dealing with a degenerate of some sorts.

That doesn't narrow it down much... these are DF dwarves we're talking about.

ROFL!

Thanks, that just brightened a dull Thursday afternoon!

[Trollhammaren]

Dwarves don't care if their underwear is a thong full of menacing spikes (or which way the spikes point) so long as it's a precious, precious artifact. That's the moral of DF. That, something about being drunk getting you through the working day and a little about digging too deep.

[Button]

Thur Koman "The Universes of Spreading" a pig tail fiber thong


This is a pig tail fiber thong.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.  It is decorated with pig tail fiber and encircled with bands of rectangular diorite cabochons, donkey bone and cushion basalt cabochons.  It is made from pig tail fiber cloth.  This object menaces with spikes of cherry opal, diorite and red spinel.  On the item is an  image of table cut gems in olivine. 
 

Donkey bone hurr hurr hurr