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[scriver]

What?

[Mobbstar]

The juice splashed on the ground and the celestial, which means mother earth and high heaven now have amnesia and forget who the high-level druids and paladins were. 

[TD1]

I... just had a random dream.

V is acting weird because they're actually dead. They've been necromanced and an illusion placed over them.

I will be very amused if this turns out to be the case.

[Mobbstar]

V is acting weird

What does "weird" mean?  In a sense, V always acts weird.  I believe the recent deviation from V's normal attitude, by which I mean the surge of verbosity, was due to a backlog that had accumulated during the Slow spell.

Perhaps V must say an average of fifty words per minute or they explode.

[Akura]

Interesting is how little Haley reacts to getting crotch-kicked by Serini. It generally works just as well on women as it does men, in that it friggin' hurts.

I... just had a random dream.

V is acting weird because they're actually dead. They've been necromanced and an illusion placed over them.

I will be very amused if this turns out to be the case.

There is, in fact, an epic spell in the SRD that does exactly that: Demise Unseen.

[TD1]

Well, damn.

 

[Kagus]

Interesting is how little Haley reacts to getting crotch-kicked by Serini. It generally works just as well on women as it does men, in that it friggin' hurts.

Uncanny Dodge for half damage.

[Mathel]

Interesting is how little Haley reacts to getting crotch-kicked by Serini. It generally works just as well on women as it does men, in that it friggin' hurts.

Remember this is just an unarmed strike from a halfling. Even if it was a crit, it would be 2d2+Dex Mod. If Serini has 20 Dex, that would still be only 7 to 9 damage.

[hops]

you know, we never knew about belkar's backstory or his family before

[Lord Shonus]

Rich has explicitly and repeatedly said we're not going into Belkar's backstory in detail.

[JoshuaFH]

Which makes it an even bigger twist when he does!

[Sergius]

Interesting is how little Haley reacts to getting crotch-kicked by Serini. It generally works just as well on women as it does men, in that it friggin' hurts.

Remember this is just an unarmed strike from a halfling. Even if it was a crit, it would be 2d2+Dex Mod. If Serini has 20 Dex, that would still be only 7 to 9 damage.

You don't add Dex to damage in that edition, not even with Weapon Finesse.

[Mathel]

Sorry, misread things. It's to attack rolls, you are right.

And her strength would likely be much lower than 20.

[Enemy post]

That feat lets you add dex to attack rolls, not damage. It just makes you more accurate.

[Enemy post]

1252.