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What should TCM encounter?

Dracula.
- 2 (16.7%)
Osiris.
- 0 (0%)
Zombie Michael Jackson.
- 2 (16.7%)
Zombie Teddy Roosevelt.
- 0 (0%)
Doppleganger TCM.
- 1 (8.3%)
All of the above.
- 7 (58.3%)

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Author Topic: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Greenstar learns... absolutely nothing.  (Read 94312 times)

TCM

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Sasquatch is not qualified to work with children.
« Reply #735 on: November 20, 2013, 04:41:05 pm »
Rob bank.
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Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Sasquatch is not qualified to work with children.
« Reply #736 on: November 26, 2013, 06:43:25 pm »
Who are we waiting on? Seems like everyone except cheesy has posted.
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Quote from: Xantalos on December 05, 2015, 01:38:41 am
He knows how to fix River's tiredness.
Alan help.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Sasquatch is not qualified to work with children.
« Reply #737 on: November 27, 2013, 12:58:10 am »
Shit, I forgot. Will get this done tonight.
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Sasquatch is not qualified to work with children.
« Reply #738 on: November 27, 2013, 02:42:26 am »
*Get on feet* I'm asking you to stand down, I DO NOT want to hurt or kill you. I would like to talk to you. I dont want to fight with you. *Keep weapon ready in case Adam does try to fight again.*
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Quote from: Gamerlord on December 15, 2013, 02:15:22 am
That's technically an action, not a speech... Well it was only a matter of time before I had to write another scene of utter and horrifying perversion.

King of Candy Island.

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Sasquatch is not qualified to work with children.
« Reply #739 on: November 28, 2013, 06:18:13 am »
Samuél Malbeau - Greenstarfanatic - Meet with this Big Boss Priest guy. He sounds important.
"Big Boss...Priest? ...Okay then."
The corpulent being leads you inside the building, past grottos and shrines until you come before a throne room. The main throne is empty, but in a smaller throne two metres forwards sits a creature like your new... friend. It's head sports a massive crest, replendent with slime and filth.]
"I AM BRORGO THE SPLENDID. WELCOME TO OUR HOME."
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - NULL: PUT INTO STANDBY
THREE TURNS REMAINING.
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Ah.
...
...
Search through my luggage for useful stuff. I haven't actually had the chance to check.
Instead of addressing the girl's last remark you dig through your luggage.
You find:
  • A large amount of clothing.
  • A reasonably large collection of horrifying pornography.
  • A switchblade.
  • Blackmail material of several prominent politicians.
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Rob bank.
You command your undead thralls to rob, steal and oh fuck me the little old lady just pulled that zombie's head clean off.
"You all right dearie?"
Sam Greene - Samarkand - TO BE EDITED IN.

Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Visual sweep of the area, is there anything flying toward me?
The skies are clear.
"Oh, I bet you'd enjoy that, wouldn't you? You know what this is about, Brock."
"Not really."
Xantalos - Xantalos - Mentally bitchslap voice, continue absorbing everything.
OH, SHUT IT, YOU VOICE! I'LL HUNT AFTER I ABSORB THE WHOLE CITY SO I CAN HUNT BETTER!

MATE.
Um...
Sasquatch Hammerton the 23rd - SquatchHammer - Talk
*Get on feet* "I'm asking you to stand down, I DO NOT want to hurt or kill you. I would like to talk to you. I dont want to fight with you." *Keep weapon ready in case Adam does try to fight again.*
"NO! YOU BAD MAN."
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Execute/Dumbo.exe

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Thank Execute/Dumbo.exe for bugging me to do the update.
« Reply #740 on: November 28, 2013, 06:22:28 am »
Well, you did say you were going to update it yesterday 'tonight', so unless times goes in bullet time in your part of the world.

IM NOT LETTING ANYTHING GO WITHOUT A GRUDGE
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Quote from: Xantalos on December 05, 2015, 01:38:41 am
He knows how to fix River's tiredness.
Alan help.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Thank Execute/Dumbo.exe for bugging me to do the update.
« Reply #741 on: November 28, 2013, 10:09:47 am »
<I sincerely doubt there's anything I could mate with, much less want to. So shaddup.>

Absorb more of the city.
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Thank Execute/Dumbo.exe for bugging me to do the update.
« Reply #742 on: November 28, 2013, 10:18:56 am »
Quote from: Xantalos on November 28, 2013, 10:09:47 am
<I sincerely doubt there's anything I could mate with, much less want to. So shaddup.>

Absorb more of the city.
Don't be so sure about that. I've borrowed the pantheon I used in a little world building project a while ago for this and you might stand a chance. Now off to Ross Vernal's game with ye! I want to see how you metaphorically buttfuck that shopkeeper.
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Thank Execute/Dumbo.exe for bugging me to do the update.
« Reply #743 on: November 28, 2013, 10:21:04 am »
I will, I will!
Just gimme some time to watch crackers dissolve in saliva and record the results.

Woo this is so exciting science thanks
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Thank Execute/Dumbo.exe for bugging me to do the update.
« Reply #744 on: November 28, 2013, 11:04:28 am »
"Erm...Hi...Brorgo? Uh...why are we here, exactly?
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Hey, don't forget about research boy sitting right here!

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Thank Execute/Dumbo.exe for bugging me to do the update.
« Reply #745 on: November 28, 2013, 11:38:55 am »
Search for Brock's location, see if I have my satellite uplink.
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Thank Execute/Dumbo.exe for bugging me to do the update.
« Reply #746 on: November 28, 2013, 01:43:31 pm »
"boring, err... sellable I guess I swear this is the last time I let mum pack my bags useful, BINGO!"
Pocket the switchblade, take out mobile, ring up the politician on the list who seems to be the most likely to be able to help in this situation.
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Thank Execute/Dumbo.exe for bugging me to do the update.
« Reply #747 on: November 28, 2013, 10:29:45 pm »
*Keeping weapon aimed at Adam* I am not a bad person. You attacked me first. I thought I was going to be killed. Now I see that you are not a threat and HOPEFULLY can calm down and we will talk ok? If you promise me you wont attack I will lower my weapon. I dont want to hurt you anymore.

(( Now I'm reminded of a South Park episode of hunting and to kill as many animals as they want they had to yell out "its coming right at me!!"))

((Xantalos voice is fucked up. First it wants blood, now it wants to fuck anything that moves. Like WTF!?!?!?! man.)))
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Quote from: Gamerlord on December 15, 2013, 02:15:22 am
That's technically an action, not a speech... Well it was only a matter of time before I had to write another scene of utter and horrifying perversion.

King of Candy Island.

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Thank Execute/Dumbo.exe for bugging me to do the update.
« Reply #748 on: November 28, 2013, 10:33:48 pm »
Well, theoretically, if souls in that world could inhabit machines as well, then it would stand to reason it would have sexual urges.

This is the far future, mind, so shit can go as far over the fall as they want to and well only know in like 20 years.
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Quote from: Xantalos on December 05, 2015, 01:38:41 am
He knows how to fix River's tiredness.
Alan help.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Thank Execute/Dumbo.exe for bugging me to do the update.
« Reply #749 on: November 29, 2013, 02:42:26 am »
Quote from: Execute/Dumbo.exe on November 28, 2013, 10:33:48 pm
Well, theoretically, if souls in that world could inhabit machines as well, then it would stand to reason it would have sexual urges.

This is the far future, mind, so shit can go as far over the fall as they want to and well only know in like 20 years.

((Actually that mostly due to glands... Talked to Death about that one. Figured to ask him just in case.

Also, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT ME TO BE!?!?! IM A FRIGGEN SASQUATCH WITH A POWER ARMOR, MECH, TANK, AND MOAR FIREPOWAR FETISH!!! NOT A BABYSITTER.))
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Quote from: Gamerlord on December 15, 2013, 02:15:22 am
That's technically an action, not a speech... Well it was only a matter of time before I had to write another scene of utter and horrifying perversion.

King of Candy Island.
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