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Dracula.

2 (16.7%)

Osiris.

0 (0%)

Zombie Michael Jackson.

2 (16.7%)

Zombie Teddy Roosevelt.

0 (0%)

Doppleganger TCM.

1 (8.3%)

All of the above.

7 (58.3%)

Total Members Voted: 12

[TCM]

(What about the little old lady?)

WHATEVA'.

[SquatchHammer]

(You're basically Cthulhu Jesus.)

(Sigged. Who is Cthulhusus? What does Cthulhusus say?)

[mastahcheese]

" ehh... No. It's a concerned British citizen wondering what the hell is going on. Now, are you that guy who's running for Mayor or did I get the wrong number?"
Hi Mastacheese.

"No, I'm a dark lord of the Sith in a stolen VTOL, trying to find a man named Brock so I can hang him with his own intestinal track.


...You wouldn't happen to know where he is, by chance, would you?"

[Gamerlord]

(I'll let you guys talk a while longer before I do the next update.)

[TopHat]

" ehh... No. It's a concerned British citizen wondering what the hell is going on. Now, are you that guy who's running for Mayor or did I get the wrong number?"
Hi Mastacheese.

"No, I'm a dark lord of the Sith in a stolen VTOL, trying to find a man named Brock so I can hang him with his own intestinal track.


...You wouldn't happen to know where he is, by chance, would you?"

"probably not. I'll just check though, might find something."

Flip through files to see if this 'Brock' guy is in there.

[mastahcheese]

If he knows where Brock is, thank him and head there, otherwise, go land at a gas station and ask for directions for the nearest army base.
Actually, ask a pizza delivery place, they'd be more likely to know.

[Gamerlord]

Samuél Malbeau - Greenstarfanatic - Talk.
"W-what? Lord Samuel? I... Okay. ALL HAIL LORD SAMUEL!"
A flood of abominations enter the chamber. You sit upon the throne as they kneel before you.
*THUMP*
Huh. That chick you came in with passed out.
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - HE RETURNS. Reawaken from hibernation. Continue what I was doing beforehand.
As you wake you flex your fingers, now tipped with razor-sharp talons and swing your barbed tail. While before you were large, ungainly and matronly, your sleek body now resembles any number of exotic reptiles.
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Flip through files to see if this 'Brock' guy is in there.
You find a reference to this Brock in a file about a corrupt New York politician. Apparently he slung the fucker in jail eight years ago for taking bribes from human trafficking rings after fighting his way through eighty Yakuza singlehanded. Sounds kinda awesome.
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Scour the city with FemPac and zombie army to find some ancient necromancer treasure.
You walk on out of the bank, leaving behind three zombies who seem to want to have tea with the little old lady instead of following your demands. A search for anything of value eventually leads you to the city mausoleum - a massive monolith built to house the dead of Los Vegas.
Sam Greene - Samarkand - TO BE EDITED IN.

Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - If he knows where Brock is, thank him and head there, otherwise, go land at a gas station and ask for directions for the nearest army base. Actually, ask a pizza delivery place, they'd be more likely to know.
You land at Pizza Hut and walk in to - OH GOD THEY'RE SHOOTING AT YOU.
Xantalos - Xantalos - Continue absorbing the city while blaring campaign ads out of my speakers.
Your motivational ads; 'SERVE THE MIGHTY MECHA', 'OBEY THE MACHINE' and the all-time favourite 'CHOCOLATE FOR EVERY MOUTH, A PONY FOR EVERY CHILD AND BOOT FOR EVERY ARSE', blare out through the city.
Sasquatch Hammerton the 23^rd - SquatchHammer - Look at Adam. Now to figure out where he came from.
"Would you like to talk Adam?"
He shakes his head vigorously and begins to stumble away. Looking at him now that the excitement is over, he seems... lost. The way he stares at the lights and flinches from sparking wires is almost childish, belying his massively built frame and bulging muscles.

Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)

Heh, Pacific Rim is fucking AWESOME. Combat mechs are inbound for Xantalos in a single turn.

[SquatchHammer]

*Well get back to what I was doing before. Now time to look into that Police Station...*


(Figured you would like that movie. I watched it when it was in theaters.)

[Xantalos]

(Can I see said mechs?)

[Cheesecake]

Look for my children again.

[Gamerlord]

(Can I see said mechs?)

(Nope, that's an OOC notification.)

[GreatWyrmGold]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Heh, Pacific Rim is fucking AWESOME. Combat mechs are inbound for Xantalos in a single turn.

Oh my. The title was a bit...premature, but that still sounds rather ominous.

Is Xantalos, by any chance, something like a kaiju?

[Xantalos]

((Argh GWG, fix dat bbc code!))

Continue absorbing city and blaring ads.
Can I have a physical description of me?

[Greenstarfanatic]

"Er...could somebody wake her up? And tell me exactly what I should be doing here? What are the benefits? Do I get a cool scepter or something?"

[TopHat]

"Aha! Apparently this Brock guy threw some guy into jail a few years ago. Something about taking bribes.
... And good luck with that 'hang him with his intestines' thing. He sounds like a total hardcase. Nothing about his whereabouts, though... Wait a sec, I'll call back in a minute or two."
Hang up, phone the aforementioned corrupt New York politician. He might know something.