Samuél Malbeau - Greenstarfanatic -
Ask him to show us around. And maybe how long he's been here."So how long have you lived here? Is there anything you can show us?"My pa lived here, and his pa lived here and his pa lived here! Wait, wait, come over here!It beckons you over to a tunnel. You follow him for a few minutes before you emerge into an even larger cavern; and this time the 'ruins' are nonexistent; now there's a city. You can see other
things, some like your erstwhile tour guide and others completely and utterly different and
alien.
Welcome to *squelch*blork!
Chaeskake - Cheesecake -
Cautiously look around and look for intruders. Ask them what their intentions are. -
UNIFIED WITH TOPHAT.The axe removes itself and you can see a face in the crack. It is unmistakably human.
"err... Hello? Anybody there? Sorry if I scared you I didn't mean to scare you just I've been having a bad day and crazy stuff has been happening and what are you and who are you and where is this place?"
Are you here to father my babies?
Kyle Johnson - kj1225 -
-RETCON-"Sir, what do we do with him?"
"Bring them both in. Either they're against us or we'd be helping them."
KYLE JOHNSON HAS BEEN CAPTURED.
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat -
Attempt communication with eyes. Lower axe in an non-threatening way. Try to not sound too panicky. -
UNIFIED WITH CHEESECAKE."err... Hello? Anybody there? Sorry if I scared you I didn't mean to scare you just I've been having a bad day and crazy stuff has been happening and what are you and who are you and where is this place?"
You pull away the axe and speak. Now that the axe is gone you can see some
thing in the crack. You can't see much, but you can
definitely tell that it is female.
Are you here to father my babies?Errrr... what?
Aaron Wallace - TCM -
GET ON A HIGH SPEED CHASE WITH THE LAW. THE REALEST MOTHERFUCKER THAT YOU EVER SAW.Your 'escape' is cut short by an EMP projectile that shorts out the C.A.T.'s systems and sends it crashing back to Earth. You are quickly surrounded by military police.
"COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!"
Sam Greene - Samarkand -
Grab SOS beacon and look for a chemicals lab again.As you walk the irradiated streets you see an old high school up ahead. Seems a bit rundown but there might be a chem lab.
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese -
Find a way into the hospital's basement, find the backup generator!A closed door with an old-fashioned padlock bars your way! OH MY GOD YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
"STOP RIGHT THERE! HANDS ON THE FUCKING WALL YOU DIRTBAG!"
Well shit.
Xantalos - Xantalos -
Yeah yeah, hang on a minute. Absorb ALL THE MATERIALS.The pressure builds as you connect more and parts. You now have a harpoon the size of a bus, six legs, each the size of a small building and a railgun that shoots cars on your left shoulder. Enjoy.
Part 1 is now finished. Next turn Squatchhammer is going to be coming in and he'll be hunting down you monsters!
END OF PART 1: BAY12 GOES VEGAS.BEGINNING OF PART 2: BAY12 GOES - OHMYFUCKINGGODWHYWOULDYOUDOTHIS.