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Dracula.

2 (16.7%)

Osiris.

0 (0%)

Zombie Michael Jackson.

2 (16.7%)

Zombie Teddy Roosevelt.

0 (0%)

Doppleganger TCM.

1 (8.3%)

All of the above.

7 (58.3%)

Total Members Voted: 12

[Xantalos]

I'm actually being quite peaceable, though!
I think I'm the only person here apart from Samarkand who hasn't killed anybody.
Intentionally.

[Gamerlord]

You're a giant radioactive mecha. Sadly, I already have the current mayor down - I was planning to use him in the first iteration of the plot - and you're better than him.

[LordSlowpoke]

so is this still open?

i will assume it is still open.

Spoiler: though i am plausibly mistaken (click to show/hide)

Name: Roberto V. Cleek
Gender: Male
Stats
Str: 4
Dex: 5
Agi: 7
Int: 6
Will: 8
Skills
Proficient Shenanigans Applicator
Intermediate Linguistics Butcher
Novice Lockpicker
Description: http://i.imgur.com/f5ybOT6.png should be detailed enough
Reason for being in Vegas: Hunting for a "party truck" that has left the city before the game even begun. Assuming it decided to unpack and begin its "party" here.

[Gamerlord]

Sure thing, you'll be in when either mastahcheese or TCM fuck up. Which should be the next two to three turns actually.

[Xantalos]

Xantalos

He may be a colossal radioactive mechanical monstrosity that emits toxic radiation and routinely prays to dark and unholy beings from beyond reality itself in order to gain power, but he's concerned about you - the common citizen _{who he may or may not step on depending on whether or not he can see you.}

Xantalos: He's the lesser evil.

[Gamerlord]

Xantalos

He may be a colossal radioactive mechanical monstrosity that emits toxic radiation and routinely prays to dark and unholy beings from beyond reality itself in order to gain power, but he's concerned about you - the common citizen _{who he may or may not step on depending on whether or not he can see you.}

Xantalos: He's the lesser evil.

And that is now your campaign ad. Don't try to change it.

[Xantalos]

I'm an experienced politician, despite having once killed all of them. I know the value of sticking to your guns.

[Gamerlord]

Something tells me the rest of the PCs will soon flock to your banner for the sake of skullfucking the plot again and this will become a political RtD or something. God help me.

[Cheesecake]

Request him to father babies.

"FATHER THEM. Please."

[Gamerlord]

DAMNIT THAT WAS NOT WHAT I AIMED FOR FROM THAT FUCK FUCK FUCKEDY FUCK. Welp, that's that plothook gone, onto the next.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Xantalos

He may be a colossal radioactive mechanical monstrosity that emits toxic radiation and routinely prays to dark and unholy beings from beyond reality itself in order to gain power, but he's concerned about you - the common citizen _{who he may or may not step on depending on whether or not he can see you.}

Xantalos: He's the lesser evil.

Well, hello Hiram McDaniels.


Follow him into town, taking note of some of the different species. Ask him what they're called.

[TCM]

"THIS IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL!"

Threaten the police with rational logic that they'll get fired or something.

[Gamerlord]

*beats head on wall*

[Samarkand]

Try to find chem lab in school. Check what chemicals are in it.

[mastahcheese]

I'm placing bets that TCM will Eff up first.

Place hands on wall, I'm out of cards up my sleeves.

It was worth the shot, but they got me.