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[LordSlowpoke]

BE A WITHER

WITHER SHIT UP

[Lukeinator]

Spawn. Punch Trees. Make wood pick. Dig.

[wolfchild]

Oh this is hilarious, watching!, not playing cause I doubt I will be able to keep up post wise, may suggest the occasional freak occurrence though

[Elephant Parade]

I'm back!

Dig out a level of dirt floor and make a roof out of it.

(6)You accidentally dig down to stone. Unfortunately, you hit a dungeon with a skeleton spawner. You gain 64 Dirt!

Start making mine shafts extending under everyone's bases.

(6)You dig mine shafts. Unfortunately, you hit an abandoned mineshaft. A sign reads "The Abandoned-For-Good-Reason Mineshaft." You gain 128 cobblestone blocks!

Jump over another person, preferably one without armor.

(2)You successfully jump over mastahcheese. However, you spawned as a Steve, so this does nothing.

Log back in.
Try Again.  Don't get caught.

(5)You successfully log back in. It's like you never logged out.
(5)You do all of these things, and more!
(2)However, you get caught and re-kicked.

Oh its day now?
How time flies when the game updates every three seconds

Find some wood (NOT my tree).
Make fishing rod from wood and string.
Climb back up to my house.
Fish from house.

(4)You find a few random trees and chop them down. You gain 15 logs!
(1)You fail, and waste the string and wood.
(5)However, your spider feels bad for you and swims around in the pond, catching 3 fish.

Damn. Use the ULTRA AXE to chop down an entire forest.

(4)Unfortunately, the only nearby forest remaining is barricaded by the Creeper Environmentalists. Are you sure you want to attempt this?

Activate Creative Mode. Spawn TNT and blow up everything!

(1)You activate Adventure mode. A block of TNT falls on your head and explodes, dropping you to 10 health.

Remake my stupid interior and beat the slugs out of squid, then steal my everything back from him and place it back in my reinfortress along with the junk I made.
Then smack squid again and chain him up in my reinfortress as a chandelier.

(1)You are unable to remake the fortress. In addition, you accidentally take out a wall.
(3)You punch squidgen with your dirt, inflicting 2 damage.
(4)However, you successfully swipe the Reinfortress Interior. You escape to repair your fortress.
(3)You manage to place some of the Reinfortress Interior back before being found by squidgen.
(2)You miss with your sword, giving squidgen an opening to attack!

Beat mastahcheese to death with his fortress!

(6)Since you no longer are in possession of the Reinfortress Interior, the only way to harm mastahcheese with his own fortress is to trigger a cave-in. Part of the fortress is collapsed. You both die. Mastahcheese's items are pushed to above ground!

BE A WITHER

WITHER SHIT UP

(2)You fail entirely to be a wither.
(6)However, you manage to inflict the Wither status on some cow dung. Good for you, I guess?

Spawn. Punch Trees. Make wood pick. Dig.

(5)You are truly a pro at spawning. You manage to spawn three chickens alongside you.
(1)The trees, tired of being beaten up by newbies, decide that enough is enough and punch you! You lose 10 health.
(4)You can't make a wood pick without wood! Well, not unless you roll a 5, anyway.
(1)You dig down with your fist one block. You hit lava. You die.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

BFEL
Health: 20 (20)
Inventory: 5 Dirt, 56 Wooden Planks, 1 Stick, 3 Raw Fish
Base: Tree
  -Leaf Bed
BFEL's Spider
HP: 16

cattouchdis
Health: 22 (20)
Inventory: None
Base: 3 X 3 Shelter
 -Crafting Table
 -Bed
- Furnace

Cheesecake
Health: 10
Inventory: 50 Wooden Planks, Imagination Pickaxe
Base: Cave

Gamerlord
Health: 12
Inventory: 65 Dirt
Base: Roofless Cabin
 -Skeleton Basement

Greenstarfanatic
Health: 13
Inventory: 3 Wooden Planks, 2 Sticks, ULTRA WOODEN TOOL SET, 15 Dirt

IronyOwl
Health: 20
Inventory: 200 Logs, 30 Saplings, 10 Apples

kj1225
Health: 20
Inventory: Stone Pickaxe,  16 Wooden Planks, 7 Torches, 128 Cobblestone
Skelly
Health: 17 (20)
Inventory: Wooden Axe
 Base: Mountain

Lord Slowpoke
Health: 20
Inventory: None

Lukeinator IS DEAD
Health: -
Inventory: None

mastacheese IS DEAD
Health: -
Former Inventory: 2 Sticks, ULTRA ULTRA WOODEN PICKAXE,  Iron Sword, 2 Rotten Flesh, 5 Dirt, Reinfortress Partial Interior
Base: Small Mined Reinfortress
 -Partially Missing Interior
 -Missing Wall
 -Former Items (On top)
 -Collapsed Room

Remuthra
Health: 16
Inventory: Ignorance Chestplate, Shoddy Wooden Pickaxe, 3 Sticks, ULTRA STONE PICKAXE, 7 Iron Bars, 10 Seeds, Shoddy Iron Sword, Shoddy Stone Pickaxe
Base: Small Alcove
 -Infurnace

Sarzael
Health: 20
Inventory: None

squidgen IS DEAD
Health: -
Inventory: None

Zanzetkuken
Health: 20
Inventory: 11 Wooden Planks, 30 Saplings, 10 Apples
Base: Wooden palace
 -Immovable Door

Time: Day 2, 5 minutes until night...

A map will either be edited into this post or placed in the next one. Also, mastahcheese, feel free to make a map of your fortress and post it. If you don't, I'll make one. The same goes for anybody else, but mastahcheese currently has the most complicated construction by far. Also, does anyone know how to do the "Spoiler: Whatever" thing?

[Gamerlord]

Cover the dungeon with dirt and note it's location for later.

[LordSlowpoke]

EQUIP WITHERDUNG AS WEAPON. WALK TOWARDS THE CREEPER BARRICADE AT A BRISK PACE.

[kj1225]

Explore the mineshaft for gun powder. When gunpowder is obtained go up and grab some sand.

[Elephant Parade]

The map only has a couple of minor edits from its previous version so far, so it won't be re-uploaded until somebody builds/finds something worth the trouble. So far, there's just the pond next to BFEL's house (Why did you say pond? Did you mean river?) and a small crater at the spawn point.

Also, I may make a map of the underground showing tunnels and stuff.

[BFEL]

Pet spider. Good boy.
Transplant my treehouse into mastahcheeses fortress
Start fixing up mastahcheeses fortress
Invite mastahcheese back in once he spawns again.
Bribe any invaders with promises of fish.

[Lukeinator]

Spawn again. Get wood.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

how to do the "Spoiler: Whatever" thing?

I could go incredibly long, crazy explanation, like DZA once did for sigging...but I'm lazy, so this is how:

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[spoiler=Whatever][/spoiler]
You're going to need to redo a lot of the map, since my 'Try again' got a five, and this is what was being 'tried again', and the admins didn't undo it.

By force of will, make the entire currently explored area into a grand city in one second.
Make mobs super hostile to everyone.
Make mob powers super strong.
Make mobs super intelligent.

[Elephant Parade]

how to do the "Spoiler: Whatever" thing?

I could go incredibly long, crazy explanation, like DZA once did for sigging...but I'm lazy, so this is how:

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[spoiler=Whatever][/spoiler]
You're going to need to redo a lot of the map, since my 'Try again' got a five, and this is what was being 'tried again', and the admins didn't undo it.

By force of will, make the entire currently explored area into a grand city in one second.
Make mobs super hostile to everyone.
Make mob powers super strong.
Make mobs super intelligent.

A city is created! It is invisible and intangible.
Mobs are already super hostile. Unless you mean stuff like pigs and sheep, to which I say sure. This will be hilarious.
Mobs will be super strong on THE NEXT NIGHT ONLY. Everyone may wish to make fortifications.
Mobs will be super intelligent on THE NEXT NIGHT ONLY. The mobs will probably be able to get past the fortifications.

Also, thanks for the Spoiler: Whatever explanation.

Edit: If many more people join, I may implement a waiting-list system, with death knocking you to the bottom.
Edit 2: Also, do people think that a "Location: Wherever" in the status spoiler for each character would be useful?

[Greenstarfanatic]

Fuck yeah I want to do this. Chop it down and defend myself with my ULTRA SWORD.

[squidgen]

Respawn. Steal all of mastahcheese's stuff!

[Elephant Parade]

So, I've decided on the exact results of Zanzetkuken's tomfoolery:

All mobs have triple health and inflict triple double damage.
All mobs are very smart. They will form organized armies, skeletons will camp, creepers will blow up walls, and there will be three secret !FUN! aspects during the night.
Also, formerly neutral/peaceful mobs are now hostile. This will last for three days. Note that "tamed" mobs (BFEL's Spider, Skelly) are still friendly, and they permanently gain the power boost.

Edit: Clarification; the first two aspects are for existing mobs and mobs that spawn during Night 2 only.