YOU'RE WELCOME, GUYS.
Break more trees. Craft a Workbench. Break down the remaining wood to create as may various wooden tools as possible. Try digging that staircase again.
(1)You punch the tree and it breaks! Your fist, not the tree. You take 6 damage.
(2)Your second attempt also fails.
(3)You manage to destroy a tree, gaining 5 Logs.
(1)You fail to craft a Crafting Table, and get a sliver in the attempt. You take 1 damage.
(5)You go down into cattouchdis' tiny cave and craft one of each ULTRA WOODEN TOOL.
(3)You mine a small staircase. You gain 15 Dirt and 9 Cobblestone.
Plant my flag on top of my mountain.
Skelly is taking damage from the sun! It runs inside! Skelly took 3 damage.
(4)You don't have a flag, but you do have 2 Cobblestone and a Torch. You make a stack of two Cobblestone blocks, and put a Torch on top.
Try again. Also craft a stone axe. Gather seeds. Make a wheat farm. Look for those sheep again. Chop down some more wood. Ignore ability to fly.
(1)You fail completely, and you get a sliver from one of the sticks. You take 1 damage.
(3)However, on your second attempt, you manage to craft the Shoddy Iron Sword.
(3)You also make a Shoddy Stone Axe.
(4)You gather 10 seeds.
(6)You build a farm so magnificent that a bunch of cows notice it and eat all the wheat. They don't eat the seeds, though.
(4)You find the sheep next to the river.
(2)You just can't find any trees.
(5)You completely ignore your ability to fly. The strength of your defiance inspires physics and causes it to return early!
You know what? By force of will, make the entire currently explored area into a grand city in one second.
Make mobs super hostile to everyone.
Make mob powers super strong.
Make mobs super intelligent.
(6)You do all these things, then get kicked for hacking after an admin notices. The world is reverted back to how it was before your turn.
Grief all the players!
(2)You grief a nearby block of dirt. That will show 'em.
Remember that it's day and I don't need to run from zombies anymore. Punch more wood then make it into planks. Build a small house to hide in when night falls.
(3)You remember.
(2)Unfortunately, you cannot punch the trees. The Environmentalist Creepers have built a barricade around the third forest.
(5)However, you are able to build a small cabin with your current amount of logs. Unfortunately, it has a dirt floor. And no roof.
Reinforce fortress with cobblestone.
Use all of it.
(5)You use all of everyone's Cobblestone to build the Reinfortress.
Wait, YOU RE TELLING ME, IN THE WHOLE WORLD, THERE WASNT A FREAKING MOUNTAIN OR TREE TO STOP THE FIRE CHARGE?
Also lies! Everyone knows the world is square, not round, thus is not possible, BLASPHEMY!!!
Respawn as Jumping Burning Indestructible Anvil and fall in top of someone!
(4)You fall on Remurtha. However, he doesn't notice, which protects him due to the power of Ignorance Armour!
I HAVE MISSED SO MANY ACTIONS.
Sleep. Hug spider friend.
Probably not that bad of a thing, missing all those actions, considering two people died in that time 
(4)You sleep. You wake up.
(1)You are so sleepy that you trip and fall out of the tree. You take 4 damage.
mastacheese
Health: 20
Inventory: 2 Sticks, ULTRA ULTRA WOODEN PICKAXE, Iron Sword, 2 Rotten Flesh, 5 Dirt
Base: Small Mined Reinfortress, with no interior
IronyOwl
Health: 20
Inventory: 200 Logs, 30 Saplings, 10 Apples
BFEL
Health: 20 (20)
Inventory: 5 Dirt, 2 String
Base: Tree
-Leaf Bed
BFEL's Spider
HP: 16
cattouchdis
Health: 22 (20)
Inventory: None
Base: 3 X 3 Shelter
-Crafting Table
-Bed
- Furnace
Zanzetkuken
Health: 20
Inventory: 11 Wooden Planks, 30 Saplings, 10 Apples
Base: Wooden palace
-Immovable Door
Gamerlord
Health: 12
Inventory: 1 Dirt
Base: Roofless Cabin
Cheesecake
Health: 40 (20)
Inventory: 50 Wooden Planks, Imagination Pickaxe
Base: Cave
Remuthra
Health: 16
Inventory: Ignorance Chestplate, Shoddy Wooden Pickaxe, 3 Sticks, ULTRA STONE PICKAXE, 7 Iron Bars, 10 Seeds, Shoddy Iron Sword, Shoddy Stone Pickaxe
Base: Small Alcove
-Infurnace
kj1225
Health: 20
Inventory: Stone Pickaxe, 16 Wooden Planks, 7 Torches
Skelly
Health: 17 (20)
Inventory: Wooden Axe
Base: Mountain
squidgen
Health: 20
Inventory: Interior of mastahcheese's Fort
Greenstarfanatic
Health: 13
Inventory: 3 Wooden Planks, 2 Sticks, ULTRA WOODEN TOOL SET, 15 Dirt
Sarzael IS DEAD
Health: -
Inventory: None
Map
S: Spawn
1. mastahcheese's cave
2. The Forests With No Trees
3. River
4. BFEL's Treehouse
5. kj1225's Mountain
6. cattouchdis' Tiny Cave
7. Zanzetkuken's Wooden Palace
8. Creeper Environmentalist Barricade
9. Jungle
10. Remurtha's Alcove
11. Remurtha's Wheat Farm
12. Gamerlord's Cabin
6 minutes until night...
[Remember, this is it until late Friday.]
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Topic: Minecraft RTD (Read 78350 times)