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Author Topic: (ISG) The Wars of Failsword  (Read 26339 times)

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Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #45 on: August 09, 2013, 03:38:46 am »

Well daym, take it like a god
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Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #46 on: August 09, 2013, 03:41:03 am »

That didn't work out very well.
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Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #47 on: August 09, 2013, 04:58:02 am »

Take it like a God



Autofail: Leonardo stabs you, doing 23 damage.

Autofail: Wrath dual-wields Jeckl and Wilkis and slices up Cromwell, doing 5079 damage and 1068 mana burn. He gains 1878 health from some weird enchantment.

You call that attacking?



Leonardo uses SOUL LASH.
He stabs you again, sacrificing half his health to deal you a whopping damage of 28765.
You are beginning to regret not wearing a DV armor.

Wrath uses DEAD RALLY.
He summons a Champion from Hell.
Who have equal level to him.

That is just so unfair.

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Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #48 on: August 09, 2013, 05:02:19 am »

Markus

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Tall, wears a,Loincloth, his skin is so coveed in woad and other body paint that you can't see it, he wields a claymore and throwing axes and thinks armour is for tools
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Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #49 on: August 09, 2013, 05:06:13 am »

EDIT: Wait no I'm not going to give tips.
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Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #50 on: August 09, 2013, 09:51:28 pm »



Markus , the Enraged Savager, is summoned. Leonardo stabs you. Wrath cast Fast Replay, but fails and miscast it. The Wooden Buckler absorb damage and shatters. Leonardo takes massive damage. Your curse wears off.


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Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #51 on: August 09, 2013, 09:55:58 pm »

RRRAAAARRRGHGHHHHHHHH!

Markus hacks at Cromwell's remaining hand
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Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #52 on: August 09, 2013, 10:23:55 pm »

RRRAAAARRRGHGHHHHHHHH!

Markus hacks at Cromwell's remaining hand
GGGGGRRRRAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
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Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #53 on: August 09, 2013, 10:25:06 pm »

Still waiting for commands for RWR
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Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #54 on: August 09, 2013, 10:35:27 pm »

i dont think its fair to control Markus and post actions for RWR, but if you want me to (probably cause no one else is) i will
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Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #55 on: August 09, 2013, 10:40:42 pm »

Eh. It's not like I'm gonna let you play the enemy again later when there's actually plot importance, so I'm okay with a bit of metagaming at this moment.
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Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #56 on: August 09, 2013, 10:41:51 pm »

Well, since I'm on the same team as RWR,
Have him attack the jerk that's killing Cromwell!
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Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #57 on: August 09, 2013, 10:42:01 pm »

RWR :

Predict what would happen if attacking markus, If wrath is casting another spell, predict what attacking him will do, follow best outcome
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Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #58 on: August 09, 2013, 10:45:28 pm »

RWR :

Predict what would happen if attacking markus, If wrath is casting another spell, predict what attacking him will do, follow best outcome
Oh, good idea. +1 to listening to the person currently engaged in killing me.
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Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #59 on: August 10, 2013, 06:04:26 am »

Predict Stabbing Wrath or Markus, follow the best course of action



Wrath is casting HEAL WOUND, which can't be interrupted, but you attack him anyways because he's squishier, and he summoned the Savager.

Leonardo quaffs a RECOVERY ELIXIR (auto). Wrath cast FAST HEAL WOUND (d20: 6 > 5), curing his eye. He dodges your strike (d20: 3 < 10). Markus hacks savagely at Cromwell's arm (d20: 11 > 10) dealing 6620 damage, but fails to dismember him. (d4: 3 =/= 1)

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