Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Poll

Stabbity?

Stabbity
- 3 (37.5%)
No stabbity
- 5 (62.5%)

Total Members Voted: 8


Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 5 ... 18

Author Topic: (ISG) The Wars of Failsword  (Read 26703 times)

hops

  • Bay Watcher
  • Secretary of Antifa
    • View Profile
Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #30 on: August 08, 2013, 04:36:36 am »

Wrath: Attack



6 + 2 Reflex: As stated earlier, Wrath stabs you



You take 8295 damage.

Stab Wrath



12 - 5 onehanded: Wrath scoot backwards before you can attack him.

Call of Champions with Lungs

Uh, you can't multi-cast spells unless you're using hands. Or if you're using free-action spells like Predict Action.
Anyways you call a Champion. The GM is too lazy to draw this.
First come, first serve:

Name:
Profession:
Description:


Sunder the bow with Berserker Smash



The GM won't even bother calculating the damage. The attack glances off the artifact without causing any damage to it.
Wrath's wrist is not so lucky.

He takes 817 x 3 = 2451 damage.



He retaliates by shooting you with the bow, as can be seen from this shitty animation.

You take 2948 damage.

Predict Dragonfire



You, uh, hurt him?

Dragonfire



You hurt him for 448 damage.



He takes a turn to ready a spell.

Spoiler: Party (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Enemy (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: August 08, 2013, 11:32:14 pm by Objective »
Logged
she/her. (Pronouns vary over time.) The artist formerly known as Objective/Cinder.

One True Polycule with flame99 <3

Avatar by makowka

mastahcheese

  • Bay Watcher
  • Now with 20% less sanity and trans fat!
    • View Profile
Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #31 on: August 08, 2013, 04:38:43 am »

Name: Cromwell Jackson
Profession: Wizard
Description: A tall, lanky man with a wizard hat
Logged
Oh look, I have a steam account.
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

scapheap

  • Bay Watcher
  • I'm a good guy...girl. My horse just eat souls.
    • View Profile
Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #32 on: August 08, 2013, 04:43:22 am »

LOOK at Pyriel, two handed slash Wraith
Logged
You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
Morpheus, a magic girls game

wolfchild

  • Bay Watcher
  • Wyvern Buddy
    • View Profile
Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #33 on: August 08, 2013, 04:52:29 am »

Dis Arm Wrath
Logged
You really can both sig it.
But... That would break the laws of sigging! We can't have everyone running around with the same quotes. IT MAKES THEM UNFUNNY FASTER!

Dariush

  • Bay Watcher
  • I don't think I !!am!!, therefore I !!am!! not
    • View Profile
Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #34 on: August 08, 2013, 04:58:57 am »

-1 to any artifact destruction.

Predict stabbing his other eye.

hops

  • Bay Watcher
  • Secretary of Antifa
    • View Profile
Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #35 on: August 09, 2013, 12:38:24 am »



You summoned the Dead spirit of Cromwell Jackson, the Ether Savant. A Battlemage slain on the skirmish of Challemia Plains 76 years ago.
(mastahcheese is now in control of Cromwell)



LOOK at Pyriel






Predict stabbing his other eye.



If you succeed, you will inflict Blindness on Wrath. With his concentration broken, he will miscast Major Stop on himself, immobilizing him for (400/142 rounded up) = 3 turns. His AEONIC AFFINITY will reduce it to 2 turns.



If you fail, he will cast STOP on your party, immobilizing you for (400/247 rounded up) = 2 turns, and Cromwell for (400/123 rounded up) = 4 turns.
Spoiler: Party (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Enemy (click to show/hide)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

EDIT: Forgot to take off RWR's SP. God I am forgetful.
« Last Edit: August 09, 2013, 02:49:17 am by Objective »
Logged
she/her. (Pronouns vary over time.) The artist formerly known as Objective/Cinder.

One True Polycule with flame99 <3

Avatar by makowka

flame99

  • Bay Watcher
  • Lady Stardust & her songs of darkness and disgrace
    • View Profile
Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #36 on: August 09, 2013, 12:41:28 am »

Commence eye stabbing.
Logged
It/its, they/them, in order of preference.

Not gay as in happy, queer as in fuck you.

wolfchild

  • Bay Watcher
  • Wyvern Buddy
    • View Profile
Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #37 on: August 09, 2013, 12:41:57 am »

Predict Dis-Arming Him
Logged
You really can both sig it.
But... That would break the laws of sigging! We can't have everyone running around with the same quotes. IT MAKES THEM UNFUNNY FASTER!

mastahcheese

  • Bay Watcher
  • Now with 20% less sanity and trans fat!
    • View Profile
Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #38 on: August 09, 2013, 12:51:55 am »

You made me have one arm because you knew I'd try to abuse the system, didn't you?

Two can play at this game.

Summon familiar
Logged
Oh look, I have a steam account.
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

hops

  • Bay Watcher
  • Secretary of Antifa
    • View Profile
Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #39 on: August 09, 2013, 12:52:10 am »

Logged
she/her. (Pronouns vary over time.) The artist formerly known as Objective/Cinder.

One True Polycule with flame99 <3

Avatar by makowka

hops

  • Bay Watcher
  • Secretary of Antifa
    • View Profile
Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #40 on: August 09, 2013, 12:52:36 am »

You made me have one arm because you knew I'd try to abuse the system, didn't you?

Two can play at this game.

Summon familiar
Wait are you psychic or something
Logged
she/her. (Pronouns vary over time.) The artist formerly known as Objective/Cinder.

One True Polycule with flame99 <3

Avatar by makowka

mastahcheese

  • Bay Watcher
  • Now with 20% less sanity and trans fat!
    • View Profile
Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #41 on: August 09, 2013, 12:53:38 am »

You made me have one arm because you knew I'd try to abuse the system, didn't you?
Two can play at this game.
Summon familiar
Wait are you psychic or something
Actually, I was editing my post to include a famialiar sign up sheet, to force more people into your game, I didn't think it would work.
Logged
Oh look, I have a steam account.
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

hops

  • Bay Watcher
  • Secretary of Antifa
    • View Profile
Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #42 on: August 09, 2013, 12:57:58 am »

You made me have one arm because you knew I'd try to abuse the system, didn't you?
Two can play at this game.
Summon familiar
Wait are you psychic or something
Actually, I was editing my post to include a famialiar sign up sheet, to force more people into your game, I didn't think it would work.
Nope. You control the familiar.
Logged
she/her. (Pronouns vary over time.) The artist formerly known as Objective/Cinder.

One True Polycule with flame99 <3

Avatar by makowka

mastahcheese

  • Bay Watcher
  • Now with 20% less sanity and trans fat!
    • View Profile
Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #43 on: August 09, 2013, 12:58:49 am »

Worth a shot.

Still psychic, though.
Logged
Oh look, I have a steam account.
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

hops

  • Bay Watcher
  • Secretary of Antifa
    • View Profile
Re: ISG: The Wars of Failsword
« Reply #44 on: August 09, 2013, 03:37:44 am »

Predict Dis-arming Wrath



Even if you succeed in hitting him, Wrath's health is still not low enough to be dismembered. You might at least interrupt his casting. As you are targeting the limbs he use to cast the spell, he'll more likely just get interrupted rather than miscast it.



If you fail, like said earlier, he will freeze you in time.

Commence Eye-stabbing

6 - 5 Onehanded: Cromwell tries to summon his familiar, but miscast it. The kobold is bound to Wrath's commands for 5 turns.



4: You miss Wrath. He freezes you and Cromwell in time.

Spoiler: Party (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Enemy (click to show/hide)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: August 09, 2013, 04:27:15 am by Objective »
Logged
she/her. (Pronouns vary over time.) The artist formerly known as Objective/Cinder.

One True Polycule with flame99 <3

Avatar by makowka
Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 5 ... 18