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Xantalos

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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #225 on: August 10, 2013, 05:51:16 pm »

Continue to do customer stuff.
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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #226 on: August 10, 2013, 05:52:03 pm »

Wait for a customer.
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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #227 on: August 10, 2013, 07:33:40 pm »

Ah, fuck it. Just head back to the restaurant with the furry guy on my leg.
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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #228 on: August 10, 2013, 10:50:01 pm »

"I'd best go back to my quarters."
Contemplate the difficulty of making/finding a bomb while returning to my quarters.
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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #229 on: August 11, 2013, 09:48:26 pm »

I'll give Dansmithers a little more time to post. Tomorrow I will have a round up.

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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #230 on: August 12, 2013, 01:31:07 pm »

Exit communication after confirmation. Check that other tech problem. The routine maintenance one. What was it again, and what can be done from here?
The heat sinks have accumulated a coating of something (probably oxidation) that is limiting their functionality.
(6+1) The Former collective, of which you are the mouthpiece, sends a set of your fellow Formers to clean the heat sinks. After some time you notice that the temperature is dropping uncomfortably in various other compartments of your habitat, including he one you are currently in.

EAT LUNCH AGAIN.
Flip a coin to determine which angry ship gets dock space.
Handle Outgoing messages, then Process incoming messages.
Delegate reports to the first poor shmuck I see.
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(3) you purchase a lunch at eh dock cafeteria. It is rather unappetizing, and you barely finish half of it before you can eat no more. (2) Your species requires six meals a day, due to their high metabolism.
(4) the coin comes up shopple. One ship is berthed, the other awaits a docking slot.
(6+1) you spend an hour happily organizing and ending messages. Wait -is that the time? Three hours? Perhaps you shouldn't have been reading the messages before sending them, but hey, what can you say, it's in your nature.
(5+1) fortunately, you are a skilled multitasker, and the incoming message queue is Processed in good order.
(3+1) You foist most of the paperwork off on your assistant, who seems rather resigned to this kind of thing. As the shift nears it's end, the assistant brings you the forms to review and sign.

Continue to do customer stuff.
(1) you feel disoriented and undernourished. You find it hard to focus on customers.
(5) Fortunately, FB 1 had gone off (on page 11!) to find more food, and returns with a rather large nutrient pack for you.

Wait for a customer.
(4) Customers filter in, some in the liquid area, some in the land area. They ordre lunch, and the kitchen hums to life. You bake, broil, carve, select live food, and chum the waters for the next couple hours.

Ah, fuck it. Just head back to the restaurant with the furry guy on my leg.
(1) Sorry. You pass out from the wounds.
(4) you awake some time later in a quiet, dimly lit room, unsure of how you got there. You feel terrible.

"I'd best go back to my quarters."
Contemplate the difficulty of making/finding a bomb while returning to my quarters.

(5) you take delight in designing explosives, whether for mining purposes, or for more antisocial ones.
(6) As you contemplate your latest masterpiece, you are jostled by a sudden decrease in speed as the engines reverse direction. Either you have arrived at your destination, there is a pirate attack, or that damned pilot forgot its undergarments and wants to go back for them.

END OF SHIFT
The time is now at the end of all of your duty shifts.

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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #231 on: August 12, 2013, 01:38:10 pm »

Correct temperature issue, return habitat to a comfortable climate.
Obtain nutrients.
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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #232 on: August 12, 2013, 01:41:27 pm »

Sign off on all the paperwork. NO MATTER WHAT IT ACTUALLY SAYS.
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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #233 on: August 12, 2013, 01:53:03 pm »

Find the nearest sentient (Or semi-sentient, given the inhabitants of this ship), and begin asking as to why we stopped.
"Let me guess. The brain-dead parasite of a pilot forgot his security blankey and now we have to stop and get it for him before he starts throwing a temper tantrum."
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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #234 on: August 12, 2013, 02:02:08 pm »

...Uh...Get up and look around.
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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #235 on: August 12, 2013, 02:28:58 pm »

Buy Lunch.
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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #236 on: August 12, 2013, 05:23:33 pm »

Buy Lunch.
End of shift. I assume you mean dinner? Also, you are a chef. Are you getting food at your place of employ, or elsewhere?

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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #237 on: August 12, 2013, 05:48:21 pm »

EAT ALL THE GARBAGE
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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #238 on: August 12, 2013, 06:56:38 pm »

Buy Lunch.
End of shift. I assume you mean dinner? Also, you are a chef. Are you getting food at your place of employ, or elsewhere?
Elsewhere (It is a one man restaurant)
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Re: Roll to Alien
« Reply #239 on: August 12, 2013, 07:00:44 pm »

Absorb nutrients, send a small FB to the station's requesitions offer to request any data files that are missing.
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