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[Xantalos]

Preparing export of Zoidberg status to other Kyles in other games.
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[kj1225]

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Oh wait, you can't do that since it's pretty much happened in all of them already and it tears me apart that I can't make an interesting character to save my life. I'm going to bed now.

[Xantalos]

Actually some of your Kyles were quite interesting, but some of them didn't have their capabilities displayed enough - for instance rotmg Kyle doesn't use his power armor nearly enough for it to be an aspect of his character. That one in that floating castle thing was pretty cool though.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I'm just hoping we find our way back when we're adults, so that Derry can pull off The Reason You Suck Speech, No Holds Barred Beatdown, Unstoppable Rage and Extreme Melee Revenge. It will be insane.

I know this isn't what you meant, but I got an amusing vision...
"Alright, kid, you're back. I hope you--AH OH GOD WHY ARE YOU BEATING ME UP?!?"

I'm just hoping we find our way back when we're adults, so that Derry can pull off The Reason You Suck Speech, No Holds Barred Beatdown, Unstoppable Rage and Extreme Melee Revenge. It will be insane.

To who?

His abusive parents.

Five bucks says Derry can't find them.

For the entire time I've been joined to this game I intended for Kyle to become a sky pirate rogue type. Derry can join his swarthy crew.

Derry would probably do better on solid land as a Friend Of Nature/Robin Hood/Noble Savage type.

More Cpt. Sparrow than Sgt. Hood.

Wouldn't they be really old by that point and people would call him out for beating the shit out of old people?
I meal they don't in Skyrim when you punch Grelod to death, but in that game you're the Dragonborn.

That's what the Reason You Suck Speech is for. So everyone knows how bad they are. Beth knows... part of it. The rest of the group knows scraps. Most adults know barely anything. Trust me, NO ONE will try to stop Derry from killing them.

Some people always try to stop killings. Especially when it's a powerful young man beating up a couple senior citizens. Especially especially if the assailant doesn't have any proof for his accusations.

They can try, but I don't think any of them could measure up to RAGE!Derry now...

I think you have a bit of an inflated image of your character's abilities.
Or else I've forgotten one or two things.

Indiana Jones was a grave robber who killed like, five people.
Also, that's pretty morbid GL.

It could be worse. Older drafts had him as a pedophile as well.
(And it's not grave robbing if you write papers and donate what you find to museums and stuff.)

Oh wait, you can't do that since it's pretty much happened in all of them already and it tears me apart that I can't make an interesting character to save my life.

Your characters aren't un-interesting, they're just stupid.

[kj1225]

I don't know if I should be even more saddened or relieved.

[Gamerlord]

I don't know if I should be even more saddened or relieved.

*hugs kj*

[GreatWyrmGold]

I don't know if I should be even more saddened or relieved.

They're interesting idiots. That's good, right?

[kj1225]

*Gets hugged*

But... I want interesting characters that are intelligent...

[Xantalos]

They're not dumb, just really impulsive.

[GreatWyrmGold]

But... I want interesting characters that are intelligent...

Then look at the times people are calling Kyle stupid, figure out why, and don't do that stuff.

[kj1225]

In this game Kyle hasn't reallu done anything dumb.

In the other games Kyle is dumb for trying to act acording to what he believes is good at the time.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Well, what has Kyle really done in this game?

And I was talking about the other games.

[kj1225]

Started the plot for one. And scared someone with an invisible bear. Keep in mind this is still before he can be crazy.

I know.

[mastahcheese]

I think Kyle is a pretty cool guy. He does what he wants and doesn't afraid of anything.

[Parsely]

And my brevity reaches a further low as we reach the end of this chapter.