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[Xantalos]

So what the fuck were orcs pretending to be humans for? Fukken sadomachist bitches.

Pulp the other sword Orc with Warhammer of Justice.

[Wrex]

So what the fuck were orcs pretending to be humans for? Fukken sadomachist bitches.

Pulp the other sword Orc with Warhammer of Justice.

You need to wait for the other players to make an attack.

[Xantalos]

So what the fuck were orcs pretending to be humans for? Fukken sadomachist bitches.

Pulp the other sword Orc with Warhammer of Justice.

You need to wait for the other players to make an attack.

Wait for other players to make an attack, then do above action.

[Alexor]

Pull out my Wand of Fiery Doom and fire it down the hall at the largest concentration of angry dudes, first making sure that the rest of the party is outside the blast radius

[Wrex]

Pull out my Wand of Fiery Doom and fire it down the hall at the largest concentration of angry dudes, first making sure that the rest of the party is outside the blast radius

You pull your wand out of it's sheathe, turn the little dial to "Nuke", and fire.

A bolt of bright white heat flies down the hallway before impacting the far wall, and erupting into brilliant white surging death.

Hot, off white smoke fills the room with the awful stench of rotten eggs and charred flesh. They're dead, jim.

[Xantalos]

Kill the stablehands.

[Wrex]

Kill the stablehands.

You would, if they weren't crispy

[Xantalos]

Punch their corpses.

[Wrex]

Punch their corpses.

You give them a dorfen-facepunching. Their skin is cripsy.

[Xantalos]

Search for loot, then move onto the next room.

[Reudh]

Make crispy orc cuts and stow them in my bag. Then, follow the others.

[Wrex]

Each orc has some pocket change, and the mage dude had a ring. There's a couple ways you could go from now. Down the trap door? Out the hallways?

Back into the maze

You flee back into the maze. You run, hearing the maniacaly laughter of the level-draining undead behind you all the while. You hear a growl, and turn to face a six-legged lizard with gleaming red eyes. This is, cooincidentally, the last thing you do on Oerth before you die.

[Xantalos]

Get 10-foot pole from somewhere. Tie another one to it. Use resulting 18-foot pole to poke trapdoor.

[Wrex]

Ph yes, you also find that the short sword sword the mage dude was carrying was all fancy and decorated and stuff.

Get 10-foot pole from somewhere. Tie another one to it. Use resulting 18-foot pole to poke trapdoor.

You prod the fuck out of the trapdoor. it dosen't open, because it's latched from this side.

[Xantalos]

Prod all around it, then store them and go through it. With smash hammer.