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Gamerlord

Projeck

RangerCado

You, you lazy bastard of a GM!

[SOLDIER First]

Lyle?

Does he enjoy being raped to death?

You see, that's why we need a necromancer. Not one of those pussy-ass motherfuckers who desecrate the fucking shit out of damn corpses, we need a real bitching necromancer. Some punkass prick who can ring the fuck up his fucking homies in the motherfucking afterlife after that sort of shit happens.

SOMEBODY CALL GAMERLORD

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Rag, you are now the high priest of the Most Glorious Cult of El'Laborator.

Screw that.

El'Laborator is like my goddamn Dionysus. And I am fucking Zeus. He's the dude I call up when I need a bitchin' goddamn party and don't feel like just going like "YO BITCHES PARTY OR I LIGHTNING BOLT YO ASS."

....that implies I am your son.

[ragnarok97071]

Rag, you are now the high priest of the Most Glorious Cult of El'Laborator.

Screw that.

El'Laborator is like my goddamn Dionysus. And I am fucking Zeus. He's the dude I call up when I need a bitchin' goddamn party and don't feel like just going like "YO BITCHES PARTY OR I LIGHTNING BOLT YO ASS."

....that implies I am your son.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

WAIT.

THEN A GOD IS THE SON OF THE END OF GODS.

PARADOX IVVRHUVRHUVRUVHICDUCRV

[mcclay]

MCCLAY IS WORKING WITH RAG! GET HIM!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M TRYING TO HELP! I FUCKING SWEAR!

I don't think anyone should go near her, due to the whole "get raped to death" issue.

Angerus could. Medea, possibly.

Yes, let's see her get through crotch armor.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

And lets see her get through a gravity lock.

[Empiricist]

Lyle?

Does he enjoy being raped to death?

You see, that's why we need a necromancer. Not one of those pussy-ass motherfuckers who desecrate the fucking shit out of damn corpses, we need a real bitching necromancer. Some punkass prick who can ring the fuck up his fucking homies in the motherfucking afterlife after that sort of shit happens.

wat

-mancer means divination, prophecy and what not. The proper definition of a necromancer would be someone who can consult and contact the dead for information. If someone gets killed because of well, that, a necromancer could still ring them up and they could still RP. The actual concept of necromancers as people who raise the dead isn't actually the original meaning.

[Gamerlord]

DAMNIT YOU PEOPLE. WHY DOES SELINA HAVE A PENIS AGAIN. YOU DAMN PERVERTS.

[Projeck37]

I knew that comment was coming..

[ragnarok97071]

DAMNIT YOU PEOPLE. WHY DOES SELINA HAVE A PENIS AGAIN. YOU DAMN PERVERTS.

Because screwing with her is hilarious and it makes sense in context.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

DAMNIT YOU PEOPLE. WHY DOES SELINA HAVE A PENIS AGAIN. YOU DAMN PERVERTS.

Because apparently I'm influencing the rolls to make shipping.

[Again_Dejavu]

Hey, when Selina was high on Fairy dust, shirtless your guy wasn't very nice either

[SOLDIER First]

While you're here, Gamerlord, do you mind considering the implications of rerolling a necromancer if you decide to join again?

[kj1225]

But once my current character died I had the perfect necromancer lined up!

[Gamerlord]

Actually, I'm waiting for Xantalos to get back. Things may or may not happen there that make me needing to make a new character unnecessary.