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[Eotyrannus]

Scurts are now called 'Wearable scurts'!

Use the shuvuls on the door with a draft.

[Ozarck]

Damnit! now I have to refer to them as Shuvuls and Skurts. -sigh-

look around the room myself. (perhaps some sort of map?)
Consult with Nuro. Ask it for any information it can give as to our situation.

(everyone won't listen yet? I thought we were playing as the seven, not as one in particular?)

Let's get names. The leader is named Ozarck. The other six are named Diggur, Diggur, Diggur, Fooder, Fooder, and Dot.

(worht a shot, anyway.)

[mastahcheese]

Can I get a dwarf?

[Aseaheru]

Scurts are now called 'Wearable scurts'!

Use the shuvuls on the door with a draft.

NO. JUST NO. THE SHUVULS WONT DAMAGE THE DOOR, THERE IN NO NEED AND THERE ARE ONLY ONE SORT OF SCURTS.

Damnit! now I have to refer to them as Shuvuls and Skurts. -sigh-

look around the room myself. (perhaps some sort of map?)
Consult with Nuro. Ask it for any information it can give as to our situation.

(everyone won't listen yet? I thought we were playing as the seven, not as one in particular?)

Let's get names. The leader is named Ozarck. The other six are named Diggur, Diggur, Diggur, Fooder, Fooder, and Dot.

(worht a shot, anyway.)

WHO IS NURO?
ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS GOES IN THE ROOM, GETS IMPLANTED AND CALLS ITSELF OZARCK.
I HAVE TOLD YOU WHERE YOU ARE. (no maps, sorry. and we are currently all one, and you just got a second.)

Can I get a dwarf?

(pick a name, any name. and a gender.)

[mastahcheese]

Urist McCheese, Male.

[vastaghen12]

Deplant poor Ozarck

[mastahcheese]

Deplant poor Ozarck

Stop this action

[Aseaheru]

ONE OF THE MALE INDIVIDUALS GOES IN THE ROOM.

YOU ATTEMPT TO REMOVE YOUR SPINAL COLUMN BEFORE YOU REALIZE THAT'S A BAD IDEA.
THE THING WHO STILL HASN'T GIVEN YOU A NAME CONTACTS YOU.
I HAVE LINKED WITH THE OTHER TWO IMPLANTS. OZARCK AND URIST HAVE ACCLIMATIZED NORMALLY.

(mastahcheese and Ozarck, you can start posting actions for your dwarf. your comments will also be weighted more heavy than the voices in the head by the implant links.)

[mastahcheese]

Start scouting the room

[Ozarck]

Have another drink. Thanks for the save, mastacheese.

Also, Nuro is " NURO-TRANSMITTER." Forgive me for my less than drunken reaction to your name. Now that I am a little more buzzed, I will be more proper, if you like.

examine the walls. Are they all as solid as the floor apparently is? If so, look up.

encourage the others to drink more.

[mastahcheese]

Have another drink. Thanks for the save, mastacheese.

encourage the others to drink more.[/b]

No problem, right now we need everybody we can get.

Drink!

[Aseaheru]

THE WALLS ARE SOLID. THE FLOORS ARE SOLID. THE CEILING IS SOLID AND UNFORGETTABLY A SHADE OF DEEP PUCE HIGHLIGHTED WITH LIGHTING.

YOU DRINK. YOU ARE NOW AS INTOXICATED AS YOU CAN BE.

URIST LOOKS AROUND, SEEING THE EXACT SAME SHIT I ALREADY TOLD YOU ABOUT. CAN YOU LOT PLEASE JUST OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR ALREADY?

THE IMPLANT SAYS TO FUCK OFF AND STOP CALLING IT SHIT. IT THEN GOES AND MOPES SOMEWHERE IN A UNUSED AREA OF THE BRAIN.

[Eotyrannus]

Use ALL the brain!

Peer curiously at the door. Tap lightly on it with the shuvul, poke it, rub face against it, lick it, rub buttocks against it, whisper at it, shout at it, hug it and then open it.

[mastahcheese]

Drink!

[Ozarck]

Strike the Earth!

Then open secondary door

This suggestion was made already. My impression was that behind the secondary door was the empty room with the uplink.

Open any and all doors we are capable of opening. Look into the rooms / hallways / open area / whatever that lies beyond and see what is there.