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Remuthra

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Re: You are some sort of thingie.
« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2013, 12:19:50 pm »
He who controls the space, controls the universe.
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Aseaheru

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Re: You are some sort of thingie.
« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2013, 12:35:21 pm »
Yah, And I say thats not how it works for this.
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Aseaheru

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Re: You are some sort of thingie. (UPDATE)
« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2013, 01:22:38 pm »
And now a update. When I type it up.

WELCOME TO MISCELLANEOUS OBJECT NUMBER 775856854-B.
YOU ARE SOME FORM OF LIFE FORM.

FOR WHO-KNOWS-HOW-LONG YOU AND YOUR KIND HAVE ALMOST SUCCEEDED IN LIVING, SOMEHOW LIVING A "LIFE" STANDING AROUND, DEAD SOBER, ALWAYS IN FEAR OF THE PURPLE BLOBS FROM ABOVE AND THE SILVER ONES IN THE LIQUID-AREA. SOME ESCAPE THIS FORM, AND THINK, BUT ARE QUICKLY KILLED SO THE REST MAY STAND AROUND AND LOOK AT PILES OF ROCK.

SEVEN OF YOUR SPECIES HAVE BECOME MORE LOST THAN NORMAL, FINDING THEMSELVES IN A PLACE LIKE NO-OTHER ON THIS ODDLY SMALL OBJECT.

THERE WAS A LIQUID.
YOU CAN THINK.
YOU ARE TRAPPED.
THERE ARE SEVEN OF YOU.
WHAT NOW?
« Last Edit: July 21, 2013, 01:56:34 pm by Aseaheru »
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mastahcheese

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Re: You are some sort of thingie.
« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2013, 06:07:15 pm »
Look around, determine surroundings

Where are we?
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
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As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Remuthra

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Re: You are some sort of thingie.
« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2013, 06:10:08 pm »
Gather Brown Material.
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Aseaheru

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Re: You are some sort of thingie.
« Reply #20 on: July 21, 2013, 06:45:12 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on July 21, 2013, 06:10:08 pm
Gather Brown Material.
THERE IS NONE.
Quote from: mastahcheese on July 21, 2013, 06:07:15 pm
Look around, determine surroundings

Where are we?
YOU ARE IN THE LARGE, ODDLY BRIGHT ROOM OF MAGIC THINK LIQUID. THERE IS A COUNTER AND SOME THINGS FOR STANDING OR. OR ARE THEY FOR SITTING? WE ARE TOO SOBER TO THINK ABOUT THAT NOW. THERE ARE SEVERAL DOORS, THE MAIN ONE NOT SEALED BY ROCKS.
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mastahcheese

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Re: You are some sort of thingie.
« Reply #21 on: July 21, 2013, 08:27:23 pm »
Look at ourselves, what are we?

Then go to main door.
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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Aseaheru

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Re: You are some sort of thingie.
« Reply #22 on: July 21, 2013, 08:59:49 pm »
Quote from: mastahcheese on July 21, 2013, 08:27:23 pm
Look at ourselves, what are we?

Then go to main door.
YOU ARE WHAT YOU ALWAYS HAVE BEEN, A CARBON-BASED LIFE FORM THAT BREATHS OXYGEN AND CONSUMES OTHER CARBON BASED LIFE. YOU HAVE FOUR LIMBS, TWO OF WITCH CAN GRASP ITEMS BETTER THAN THE OTHERS, A GRAND TOTAL OF TWENTY DIGITS, A CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM, AND A SENSERY DEVIDE IN THE FORM OF HAIR. YES, HAIR. YOU ARE ALSO DEPENDENT ON ALCOHOL, AS IT ALLOWS YOU TO THINK AND REACT FASTER.

THE MAIN DOOR IS BLOCKED.
Quote from: Aseaheru on July 21, 2013, 06:45:12 pm
THERE ARE SEVERAL DOORS, THE MAIN ONE NOT SEALED BY ROCKS.
SEE?
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Re: You are some sort of thingie.
« Reply #23 on: July 21, 2013, 09:03:36 pm »
Strike the Earth!

Then open secondary door
« Last Edit: July 21, 2013, 09:21:06 pm by vastaghen12 »
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Re: You are some sort of thingie.
« Reply #24 on: July 21, 2013, 09:04:23 pm »
Quote from: Aseaheru on July 21, 2013, 06:45:12 pm
THERE ARE SEVERAL DOORS, THE MAIN ONE NOT SEALED BY ROCKS.
Quote from: Aseaheru on July 21, 2013, 08:59:49 pm
THE MAIN DOOR IS BLOCKED.
Um, wat?
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Remuthra

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Re: You are some sort of thingie.
« Reply #25 on: July 21, 2013, 09:32:54 pm »
Wonder what the main door is sealed by.
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Re: You are some sort of thingie.
« Reply #26 on: July 21, 2013, 10:21:58 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on July 21, 2013, 12:19:50 pm
He who controls the space, controls the universe.

Nice. House Atreides shall rise again.
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Re: You are some sort of thingie.
« Reply #27 on: July 21, 2013, 10:25:28 pm »
Acquire intoxication. Examine our inventory. If we have none, acquire an inventory.
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mastahcheese

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Re: You are some sort of thingie.
« Reply #28 on: July 22, 2013, 02:56:16 am »
Quote from: Ozarck on July 21, 2013, 10:25:28 pm
Acquire intoxication. Examine our inventory. If we have none, acquire an inventory.
+1
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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: You are some sort of thingie.
« Reply #29 on: July 22, 2013, 03:53:05 am »
MAKE SACRIFICIAL CARBON-BASED LIFE FORM DRINK MAGIC LIQUID. IF THEY LIKE IT, "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE!"
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