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MURDERMURDERMURDER

All of the abov~

[Chink]

Kill Meatshield McGuffin.

[Parsely]

((Do you really need more players Hasp? Looks like you've got a whole bunch queued up.))

They will die in ~3 turns, so yeah, new peeps always needed :3

((Oh nice. Maybe I will sign up.))

[Krath]

Down with Charlton. Although he is a most worthy foe, he shall be crushed all the same.

[scapheap]

Spear attack Lordo

[Remuthra]

Engage RAGE MODE!

[Xanmyral]

"LORDO, YOU ARE NOTHING BEFORE THE TALLOW!"

Spear Lordo.

[Spinal_Taper]

Go and find either fellow pimps, a dumpster, or rubble to hide behind.

[MonkeyHead]

The bloodlust was beginning to take hold of Charlton. He had to keep killing lest he be killed himself...

Finish off Sir Biff

[mastahcheese]

FINSIH HIM!!!!!

[Tiruin]

Inspire the people.


Death. Disorder.

Those two things were the first impressions that hit Kyri as she looked upon the people. There were warcries, and oaths of death being shouted; it was chaos.

They needed help.

[Haspen]

scapheap
MonkeyHead
Krath
Chink
Xanmyral
Remuthra
mastahcheese
Spinal_Taper
scriver
Tiruin

scriveeerrrrrr.

[scriver]

Brutally put an end to Snow's inspiring efforts!

[Haspen]

And there we go, another clash, as the city burns and crumbles around, the thick smoke carrying the cries of dead into the sky.

Kyri Snow yells at top of her lungs, inspiring her comrades with a speech for their cause, but the sounds of battle are louder, and only Sir Biff and Cromwell Jackson, who were close, heard them.

Berry Smiles in the meanwhile jumps at poor Lordo again. The plate-clad commander scoffs and shakes his wepaon at the spearwoman, who in return stabs his guts and sends him to the very hell. He dies, bleeding profusely from numerous wounds.

Then, Charlton Govier rushes at Sir Biff, trying to chop him to pieces. But little he knows, Sir Biff is INSPIRED! That mad axe flailing wasn't going to send Sir Biff to the afterlife. After a while, he moves into offensive, and soon he lands a blow on Charlton's left shoulder, albeit a weak one.

Suddenly, Sir Biff was accosted by Meatshield McGuffin who went into crazy mode and swung his morning star around. After a moment, Sir Biff smashed the head of the crazy maceman, turning his brain into pink paste.

In the meanwhile, Dr. Pimpmeister Mc. Bonecarver jumped behind a small column on top of which an angel stood - a sign of heavenly protection. Maybe.

Lord Apel Cinnamon then rushed at Kyri Snow to make her shut up with a precise smash of his morning star against her face. But nay, the fate says! Kyri Snow quickly counterattacks the tall maceman, and after a moment, she stabs with her sword, in the very middle of his guts, making him stagger backwards from pain.

Klaus von Sternburg joins with Side A!
Side A is at slight disadvantage now!

Spoiler: Actions&Rolls (click to show/hide)

Special rolls:

Inspire the people.

Inspiration roll: 4, two random allies are inspired!
Ally roll: 2, 4, Sir Biff & Cromwell Jackson!

Spear attack Lordo

Roll for Berry Smiles the wraith: 4
Roll for Lordo: 2, -1, +1, lost!
Roll for damage: 3+1+1-3 = 2dmg

Lordo have -1/7HP left!
Lordo is dead!

Finish off Sir Biff

Roll for Charlton Govier: 6
Roll for Sir Biff: 5, +1

Nothing happens.

Down with Charlton. Although he is a most worthy foe, he shall be crushed all the same.

Roll for Sir Biff: 6, +1
Roll for Charlton Govier: 2, +1, lost!
Roll for damage: 2-1 = 1dmg

Charlton Govier has 3/4HP left!

Kill Meatshield McGuffin.

Ain't be killin' an'one, corpse.

Spear Lordo.

Already happened.

Engage RAGE MODE!

?
Roll for random enemy: 2, Sir Biff
Roll for Meatshield McGuffin: 3, lost!
Roll for Sir Biff: 6, +1
Roll for damage: 6-1 = 5dmg

Meatshield McGuffin has -4/9HP left!
Meatshield McGuffin has been eliminated!

FINSIH HIM!!!!!

Done already~!

Go and find either fellow pimps, a dumpster, or rubble to hide behind.

Dr. Pimpmeister Mc. Bonecarver DEFENDS!

Brutally put an end to Snow's inspiring efforts!

Roll for Lord Apel Cinnamon: 2, lost!
Roll for Kyri Snow: 4
Roll for damage: 5-2 = 3dmg

Lord Apel Cinnamon has 4/7HP left!

[kj1225]

Put me back on the waitlist please.

[Haspen]

Put me back on the waitlist please.

Gimme new stats, then