Many other scans were less than 2Mbps. I think the NSA latched onto my network like a facehugger, since the upload was many times higher than the download every other time; and at speeds I've never seen my network go before (well over 15 Mbps one time, whereas my download was less than 1. That's quite ph/fishy.). That, or my internet service provider sucks.
And now I definitely know my ISP is schizophrenic, or I'm being watched like a hawk:
Most recent:
Previous:
Most consistently, my upload rate has been the same, or better.
Other sites and servers are giving me a DL/UL ratio of 1:10. I'm wondering where the white unmarked vans and black SUVs are hiding (Always one or the other; I mean, they stick out like sore thumbs, they're so commonly used by such shady people. It's practically a trope.), and why I haven't been nabbed yet; or why there'd be any interest in useless/worthless old me (my "low profile" is my everyday lifestyle). I mean, my social status is utter crap. I have zero influence. I should not be of any value. I guess I can give them the run of their money and be annoying as all hell then and make them wonder what the hell they're dealing with. I need pranks that are within legal limitations, that can give them (FBI/NSA/CIA) complete hell, and get them off my back since they would conclude that they're not being paid enough to keep watch on me.
EDIT EDIT:
Paranoia fixer: Restart the damn Wifi unit once in awhile.